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[Goat_Shepard]

RiptideX1090 wrote...
And yeah. Anything involving Claudia Black? I'd tear that up. Chew it up, spit it out, and swallow it again. Twice.

[Azint]

RedTracer7 wrote...

Azint wrote...
I may be getting older, but these Pilgrimage girls never seem to age!

*existentialraptorsez*

Need I case my Romeo and Juliet arguement again?

Modifié par Azint, 19 juillet 2010 - 07:38 .

[RiptideX1090]

Kikaimegami wrote...

I'm an anti-Xenmancer...

[RobotNixon]

Kikaimegami wrote...

I'm an anti-Xenmancer...

I'd just like to point out that my creepy pasta never happened.

[badrobot2]

phonypapercut wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

I'm an anti-Xenmancer...

Not alone.

Same here.

[RiptideX1090]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
And yeah. Anything involving Claudia Black? I'd tear that up. Chew it up, spit it out, and swallow it again. Twice.

Oh yes, I would.

[Kikaimegami]

I'm firmly in the "Oh god, Xen is a creeper, keep her away from me and Legion, oh god" camp.

[RedTracer7]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

No.

No it doesn't. <3

[RobotNixon]

You make me proud Mr. Vice President.

[Azint]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Azint? I love you for this post.

This is the fourth time you have professed your love to me.

[RedTracer7]

RobotNixon wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

I'm an anti-Xenmancer...

I'd just like to point out that my creepy pasta never happened.

THE GUIDE Disagrees!

[Kikaimegami]

RobotNixon wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

I'm an anti-Xenmancer...

I'd just like to point out that my creepy pasta never happened.

Doesn't matter, still way too creepy for my peace of mind.

[RiptideX1090]

Azint wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Azint? I love you for this post.

This is the fourth time you have professed your love to me.

Indeed.

I believe that warrants a proposal.

[Kikaimegami]

RedTracer7 wrote...

THE GUIDE Disagrees!

I'm surprised I'm not on there.. just my avatar, username, and then text under it that says "Legionmancer" and nothing else.

[NCLanceman]

Kikaimegami wrote...

I'm firmly in the "Oh god, Xen is a creeper, keep her away from me and Legion, oh god" camp.

Okay, I'll post this, then I'll go to sleep.

Nursery Ship Arrullo, fourty years ago.

Rael:*rolls around in his bubble excitedly* Guys! Guys! I just got Shala and Col, now all we need is one more person and we'll have a full crew!
*Han clears his throat*
Rael: Yes, you can even be the captain this time too.
Han: *excited fistpump* Score!
Zaal: But who else can we get?
Shala: We can get that one girl over there...
*Across the room, a small girl in her own transparent clean 'tent' perks up slightly, a small pile of quarian K'Nex in her lap.*
Rael: Uh... I don't wanna hang out with her. She always makes these weird tinker toys and makes them follow her around. Let's go find Mari.
Han: Pssssh. You always play with Mari.
Rael: Well... *blushes* Mari's fun.
Han: Whatever, let's go get her. She's a good gunnery officer anyway.

*The small band walks off as the girl in the tent slouches slightly.*
Daro: Oh well. I don't need them... I've got you.
*Daro refers to her small band of three-inch tall tinker toys, some vaguely humanoid, others with wheels, tracks, and whatever pieces she could find in the bin. One of the more humanoid toys stands straight and salutes.*
Humanoid Toy: *in Daro's voice with an exaggerated falsetto* Yes, Chief Medical Officer Xen!
Daro: That's my loyal minion. Keep that up and you'll make Sergent in no time.
*Another toy with bulldozer tracks for legs and a vaguely humanoid -if oversized- body looks up to Daro.*
Bulldozer Orderly: *in Daro's voice with an exaggerated baritone* Chief Xen! One of your patients seems to be responding poorly to treatment!
*A toy a short distance from Xen struggles to flee due to it's newly attached, oversized arm roughly the size of the rest of it's body.*
Daro: Well, don't just stand there! *pats overturned toy box* Bring it to the operating room!
*The orderly quickly picks up the defective toy and unceremoniously hurls it toward the box. It overshoots the box, hits the edge of the tent, and bounces within Daro's grasp. She gingerly places it on the "operating table", then puts on a pair of goggles and retrieves a soldering iron and a screwdriver, holding one in each hand. The toy lays on it's back, struggling to stand up again.*
Daro: Well, you pitiful machine you. You may not like it now, but soon you'll be one of my best toys ever.
*Daro places the soldering iron on the toy's shoulder joint. It flinches.*
Daro: One day, I'll have all the best toys...

Fourty Years Later, Science Ship Alerei

Daro'Xen: *scanning through computer banks, then stops* Now what have we here...?

Normandy SR-2
*Shepard walks Legion back to the AI Core, when Legion suddenly stops*
Shepard: Is something wrong?
Legion: Some of my auxiliary input processes suffered a momentary freeze in operation. Its is as if someone had activated my general garbage collection routine out of cycle.
Shepard: Uh... *rubs the back of his neck* in English?
EDI: It was as if someone stepped on his grave, Shepard.
Legion: *studders, then nods* An appropriate metaphor.
Shepard: I've got a lot to learn about you, I guess....

[RedTracer7]

RobotNixon wrote...

You make me proud Mr. Vice President.

Then let me follow up on that with...:

[RobotNixon]

Kikaimegami wrote...

Doesn't matter, still way too creepy for my peace of mind.

1) I read that in Ashley Williams' voice.

2) Here, have some Peace of Mind.

RedTracer7 wrote...

THE GUIDE
Disagrees!

3) I meant that it's not canon.

[Azint]

RedTracer7 wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

I'm an anti-Xenmancer...

I'd just like to point out that my creepy pasta never happened.

THE GUIDE Disagrees!

That was... interesting.

[Kikaimegami]

NCLanceman wrote...

Okay, I'll post this, then I'll go to sleep.

Nooooooooooooooo............

[RedTracer7]

Kikaimegami wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

THE GUIDE Disagrees!

I'm surprised I'm not on there.. just my avatar, username, and then text under it that says "Legionmancer" and nothing else.

I have been busy, you are actually slated to get an entry immediately after Liv.

[RobotNixon]

Kikaimegami wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

THE GUIDE Disagrees!

I'm surprised I'm not on there.. just my avatar, username, and then text under it that says "Legionmancer" and nothing else.

[whiteknightmode]

I demand that Kikaimegami's profile be expanded.

[/whiteknightmode]

[RiptideX1090]

NCLanceman wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

I'm firmly in the "Oh god, Xen is a creeper, keep her away from me and Legion, oh god" camp.

Okay, I'll post this, then I'll go to sleep.

Nursery Ship Arrullo, fourty years ago.

Rael:*rolls around in his bubble excitedly* Guys! Guys! I just got Shala and Col, now all we need is one more person and we'll have a full crew!
*Han clears his throat*
Rael: Yes, you can even be the captain this time too.
Han: *excited fistpump* Score!
Zaal: But who else can we get?
Shala: We can get that one girl over there...
*Across the room, a small girl in her own transparent clean 'tent' perks up slightly, a small pile of quarian K'Nex in her lap.*
Rael: Uh... I don't wanna hang out with her. She always makes these weird tinker toys and makes them follow her around. Let's go find Mari.
Han: Pssssh. You always play with Mari.
Rael: Well... *blushes* Mari's fun.
Han: Whatever, let's go get her. She's a good gunnery officer anyway.

*The small band walks off as the girl in the tent slouches slightly.*
Daro: Oh well. I don't need them... I've got you.
*Daro refers to her small band of three-inch tall tinker toys, some vaguely humanoid, others with wheels, tracks, and whatever pieces she could find in the bin. One of the more humanoid toys stands straight and salutes.*
Humanoid Toy: *in Daro's voice with an exaggerated falsetto* Yes, Chief Medical Officer Xen!
Daro: That's my loyal minion. Keep that up and you'll make Sergent in no time.
*Another toy with bulldozer tracks for legs and a vaguely humanoid -if oversized- body looks up to Daro.*
Bulldozer Orderly: *in Daro's voice with an exaggerated baritone* Chief Xen! One of your patients seems to be responding poorly to treatment!
*A toy a short distance from Xen struggles to flee due to it's newly attached, oversized arm roughly the size of the rest of it's body.*
Daro: Well, don't just stand there! *pats overturned toy box* Bring it to the operating room!
*The orderly quickly picks up the defective toy and unceremoniously hurls it toward the box. It overshoots the box, hits the edge of the tent, and bounces within Daro's grasp. She gingerly places it on the "operating table", then puts on a pair of goggles and retrieves a soldering iron and a screwdriver, holding one in each hand. The toy lays on it's back, struggling to stand up again.*
Daro: Well, you pitiful machine you. You may not like it now, but soon you'll be one of my best toys ever.
*Daro places the soldering iron on the toy's shoulder joint. It flinches.*
Daro: One day, I'll have all the best toys...

Fourty Years Later, Science Ship Alerei

Daro'Xen: *scanning through computer banks, then stops* Now what have we here...?

Normandy SR-2
*Shepard walks Legion back to the AI Core, when Legion suddenly stops*
Shepard: Is something wrong?
Legion: Some of my auxiliary input processes suffered a momentary freeze in operation. Its is as if someone had activated my general garbage collection routine out of cycle.
Shepard: Uh... *rubs the back of his neck* in English?
EDI: It was as if someone stepped on his grave, Shepard.
Legion: *studders, then nods* An appropriate metaphor.
Shepard: I've got a lot to learn about you, I guess....

Nobody wanted to be Xen's friend as a child...

[Kikaimegami]

RedTracer7 wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

THE GUIDE Disagrees!

I'm surprised I'm not on there.. just my avatar, username, and then text under it that says "Legionmancer" and nothing else.

I have been busy, you are actually slated to get an entry immediately after Liv.

Awesome!

"And here's that crazy woman."

[Azint]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Azint wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Azint? I love you for this post.

This is the fourth time you have professed your love to me.

Indeed.

I believe that warrants a proposal.

Rip, you have me at a disadvantage.

[RedTracer7]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Nobody wanted to be Xen's friend as a child...

But what happens when the toys start talking back?