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[huntrrz]

Zuranamee wrote...

What a waste of a perfectly good mobile platform.

"Looks like somebody threw  away a perfectly  good white boy mobile platform!"

[NuclearBuddha]

Collider wrote...
lol, maybe

heres the video w/ J calling garrus it
www.youtube.com/watch

"I'm cleaning house before trying to start something with Garrus"!?!?

WOW.  FemShep is a cold bitch.

[NuclearBuddha]

Shopkeeper: Ah, you have a very discerning eye! One of the best pieces!

Raela: It's... just a chair.

Shopkeeper: Pfff! Is the Normandy just a ship? Is Shepard just a human?

Raela: Uh, well, funny you should...

Shopkeeper: *not listening* I found it in a back room when I bought all of Morlan's stock. It's a very rare piece. See how the edge of the seat is concave, and the legs are set very wide?

Raela: Yes.

Shopkeeper: It's specifically made for quarians. The Council spared no expense when it welcomed them to the Citadel; had all these chairs specially designed! They were all junked when the embassy was shut down after the geth uprising. This is probably the only one left.

Raela: I'll take it!

Kenichi: You realize this is probably a scam, right?

Raela: *defensively* It's a very comfortable chair.

[NCLanceman]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

NCLanceman wrote...

I'm still wondering about the context of that statement. *snip*

If you persue the romance and continue to ask Jacob if he's okay, he gets pissed off and tells you to go **** the bleeding heart down in the Battery Station.

So yeah, I dumped his ass and romanced Garrus. SOB should have been expecting it.

Ah. Makes sense. Jacob is one closed mutha. Hell, probably the one person in the galaxy Shepard can't convince to tell all their problems to. I still stand by my statement that Jacob isn't a bad guy. For that matter, same with Miranda, who has been swimming with the sharks so long she's forgotten that she isn't really one.

Modifié par NCLanceman, 20 juillet 2010 - 04:18 .

[Collider]

see some of my thoughts on jacob here (view next pages as well)
social.bioware.com/group/2009/discussion/8594/&p=13

[Goat_Shepard]

Collider wrote...
lol, maybe

heres the video w/ J calling garrus it
www.youtube.com/watch

Wow...femshep is kinduv a b!tch. And the romance dialogue itself sounds like she wants to raep poor Jacob.

[RiptideX1090]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Collider wrote...
lol, maybe

heres the video w/ J calling garrus it
www.youtube.com/watch

"I'm cleaning house before trying to start something with Garrus"!?!?

WOW.  FemShep is a cold bitch.

Still say he deserved it.

[Andaius20]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

nitefyre410 wrote...
Yes you can  Bro rule 34,  section  if your bro is doing something that will hurt himself another  bro, or bro said  loved on  you have the right to kick the bro as

Uh...

I don;t think bro rule 34 is kosher here with this crowd....

[Azint]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Kenichi: You realize this is probably a scam, right?

Raela: *defensively* It's a very comfortable chair.

One on one shopping with women =/= purgatory.

[Arhka]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Shopkeeper: Ah, you have a very discerning eye! One of the best pieces!

Raela: It's... just a chair.

Shopkeeper: Pfff! Is the Normandy just a ship? Is Shepard just a human?

Raela: Uh, well, funny you should...

Shopkeeper: *not listening* I found it in a back room when I bought all of Morlan's stock. It's a very rare piece. See how the edge of the seat is concave, and the legs are set very wide?

Raela: Yes.

Shopkeeper: It's specifically made for quarians. The Council spared no expense when it welcomed them to the Citadel; had all these chairs specially designed! They were all junked when the embassy was shut down after the geth uprising. This is probably the only one left.

Raela: I'll take it!

Kenichi: You realize this is probably a scam, right?

Raela: *defensively* It's a very comfortable chair.

Ah, furniture. She is right though, comfortable chairs are usually well worth their price.

[nitefyre410]

Azint wrote...

nitefyre410 wrote...

Yes you can  Bro rule 34,  section  if your bro is doing something that will hurt himself another  bro, or bro said  loved on  you have the right to kick that bro's ass     

What?

  


My god as much as y'all talk about  Bro this and  Bro that... You have no idea about how works. Okay let me explain. 
 
You and me are bros.   You are about to go off the deep end and hurt yourself, another bro or someone close  to you. I as your Bro have the right to beat your ass to you stop  from doing something  I know you will regret.     

[mikethor007]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Shopkeeper: Ah, you have a very discerning eye! One of the best pieces!

Raela: It's... just a chair.

Shopkeeper: Pfff! Is the Normandy just a ship? Is Shepard just a human?

Raela: Uh, well, funny you should...

Shopkeeper: *not listening* I found it in a back room when I bought all of Morlan's stock. It's a very rare piece. See how the edge of the seat is concave, and the legs are set very wide?

Raela: Yes.

Shopkeeper: It's specifically made for quarians. The Council spared no expense when it welcomed them to the Citadel; had all these chairs specially designed! They were all junked when the embassy was shut down after the geth uprising. This is probably the only one left.

Raela: I'll take it!

Kenichi: You realize this is probably a scam, right?

Raela: *defensively* It's a very comfortable chair.

MORE Raela? YES!

[Orion1836]

Came to mind after someone mentioned a Tali ass-slap earlier...



Scene: The in-game camera pans from a wide shot of the Migrant Fleet down to a narrow zoom through one of the liveship's windows. Inside is a celebration... a victory party for those who have survived the Reaper war. Panning along, the camera picks up Shepard, who is stumbling along half-carried by Garrus.



They are joking loudly, telling stories of the victory as they collectively lean on each other, moving towards a knot of Quarians. The women up front are also telling stories, and they've commanded a very large audience from among the party goers.



A broad smile splits Shepard's face as he hears Tali retelling the final battle. It is very clear that he's drunk, and considering his almost legendary stamina (not to mention his cybernetic enhancements), the amount of alcohol Shepard must have consumed to get this way had to be staggering. He pushes off of Garrus, and stumbles towards his girlfriend. The Quarians had been surprisingly tolerant upon learning of his relationship with Rael's famous daughter. Because of this, Shepard had no problem being casual with Tali in front of her people.



Unfortunately alcohol doesn't always help one make the best decisions. Shepard lurched forward, bringing back an open palm for what was to be the mother of all ass-slaps. It wasn't just a casual swat that a confident man might give his woman... no, this was a full palm-to-cheek impact, followed by a five-finger squeeze, made even louder by leather of her environmental suit.



Shepard expected the surprised shout from Tali... he didn't expect it to come from the *other* Quarian in front of him.



Slowly... every so slowly... Admiral Shala'Raan turned to stare at Commander Shepard, then down to his hand which still had a firm grip on her left cheek, then back to his visor.



Cut to scene... the Normandy is hauling ass at top speed with the entire Migrant Feet behind it. Brilliant explosions dot the starry expanse and weapons fire detonates around the ship. Zooming in to the SR-2's cockpit we see Shepard fending off a beating from a *very* enraged Quarian while yelling at the pilot.



"We need to hit that mass relay *now* Joker!"



"Still 3 minutes out, Commander... you can only bend the speed of light so far..."



"How the HELL could you mistake Auntie Raan for ME, you... you..."



"Hey, it's not my fault you both have absolutely fabulous-YEAAOOOOOOW!"



The camera pans out, showing Chiktikka shocking the hell out of the commander, while the Normandy strains itself to make a Mass Relay before being overrun by the Quarian Flotilla.

[NCLanceman]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Collider wrote...
lol, maybe

heres the video w/ J calling garrus it
www.youtube.com/watch

"I'm cleaning house before trying to start something with Garrus"!?!?

WOW.  FemShep is a cold bitch.

Don't get me wrong. I like Jacob, I really do. But oh god, I lol'ed.

[Andaius20]

*starts a chant*



Moar Raela moar Raela

[SpatFieya]

Azint wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Kenichi: You realize this is probably a scam, right?

Raela: *defensively* It's a very comfortable chair.

One on one shopping with women =/= purgatory.

Especially at a place like Lowes or Home Depot...

Woman: Hey, Spat! Let's get this!

Spat: We don't need yard gnomes. 

Woman: What?! Why?!

Spat: They serve no purpose, and they're tacky. 

Woman: Useless?! The other day you bought two chainsaws!

Spat: Ones for tree's, the other's for zombies. Duh.

They simply don't understand us men.

[nitefyre410]

Andaius20 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

nitefyre410 wrote...
Yes you can  Bro rule 34,  section  if your bro is doing something that will hurt himself another  bro, or bro said  loved on  you have the right to kick the bro as

Uh...

I don;t think bro rule 34 is kosher here with this crowd....

  


What so yall ain't bro enough to  fight  another  bro to stop from hurting himself damn...  

Had to do that once had a bro that was getting ready to jump out a window., i had to put the poor guy through an attic door. keep him from hurting himself real bad or worst... 

[NuclearBuddha]

Whoa! Just saw the Garrus "Hey, are you seeing someone else?" speech over on the G-spot. Garrus is one classy motherf-er.

[Ormagodenator]

SpatFieya wrote...

Azint wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Kenichi: You realize this is probably a scam, right?

Raela: *defensively* It's a very comfortable chair.

One on one shopping with women =/= purgatory.

Especially at a place like Lowes or Home Depot...

Woman: Hey, Spat! Let's get this!

Spat: We don't need yard gnomes. 

Woman: What?! Why?!

Spat: They serve no purpose, and they're tacky. 

Woman: Useless?! The other day you bought two chainsaws!

Spat: Ones for tree's, the other's for zombies. Duh.

They simply don't understand us men.

you can never have too many chainsaw's

[NCLanceman]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Shopkeeper: Ah, you have a very discerning eye! One of the best pieces!

Raela: It's... just a chair.

Shopkeeper: Pfff! Is the Normandy just a ship? Is Shepard just a human?

Raela: Uh, well, funny you should...

Shopkeeper: *not listening* I found it in a back room when I bought all of Morlan's stock. It's a very rare piece. See how the edge of the seat is concave, and the legs are set very wide?

Raela: Yes.

Shopkeeper: It's specifically made for quarians. The Council spared no expense when it welcomed them to the Citadel; had all these chairs specially designed! They were all junked when the embassy was shut down after the geth uprising. This is probably the only one left.

Raela: I'll take it!

Kenichi: You realize this is probably a scam, right?

Raela: *defensively* It's a very comfortable chair.

Damn. That... sounds kinda comfortable. Which is weird, because I know damn well my bones don't work that way.

Also, oh god more Raela do want.

[Azint]

SpatFieya wrote...

They simply don't understand us men.

I don't like their jokes, they hurt me. They made me feel like crying.

[NuclearBuddha]

Ormagodenator wrote...
you can never have too many chainsaw's

I... don't have any.  I'm starting to question my manhood.

[Orion1836]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Whoa! Just saw the Garrus "Hey, are you seeing someone else?" speech over on the G-spot. Garrus is one classy motherf-er.

Link?

[SpatFieya]

Crack your fingers and tap your keys, Nuke!



Raela tale! Holy Grail!

[Azint]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Ormagodenator wrote...
you can never have too many chainsaw's

I... don't have any.  I'm starting to question my manhood.

Do you at least have a sword in your garage or attic?