RiptideX1090 wrote...
www.youtube.com/watch
Garrus is so damn adorable when he's being insecure...
I ****ing love you Garrus, GIMME A HUG!
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#240876
Posté 20 juillet 2010 - 04:34
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I ****ing love you Garrus, GIMME A HUG!
Retour en haut
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Okay, that's all I got. As usual thank you for your tolerance.
#240878
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Gonna be playin' alien swarm.
Keep up the "dawww", Nuke!
Keep up the "dawww", Nuke!
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Posté 20 juillet 2010 - 04:35
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Still not feelin it....Goat_Shepard wrote...
I ****ing love you Garrus, GIMME A HUG!
Am I broken?
#240880
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Incidentally; I just recruited him eariler today. A stark contrast between his Archangel persona and what we see beneath.RiptideX1090 wrote...
www.youtube.com/watch
Garrus is so damn adorable when he's being insecure...
#240881
Posté 20 juillet 2010 - 04:36
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Goat_Shepard wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
www.youtube.com/watch
Garrus is so damn adorable when he's being insecure...
I ****ing love you Garrus, GIMME A HUG!
"That's... not what I expected..."
You can tell he's surprised...
She picked him.
#240882
Posté 20 juillet 2010 - 04:36
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RiptideX1090 wrote...
www.youtube.com/watch
Garrus is so damn adorable when he's being insecure...
most of the girl over at the Garrus thread liek the "I'll be around." part that he does there.
#240883
Posté 20 juillet 2010 - 04:37
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Also much more effective.Arhka wrote...
Much more classier than a chainsaw in a zombie situation.
Chainsaws are loud, dangerous, and have a finite fuel supply.
A Katana can hack all day with only minor upkeep required.
#240884
Posté 20 juillet 2010 - 04:37
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Donnelly: So sir, what did you call me up here for?
Shepard: This.
*Shepard holds Raela up in her bubble*
Raela: Daddybags!
*Kenneth sweats, rubbing his neck*
Donnelly: Well, she asked what her father did, so I sort of went over the whole story with her.
Tali: With such detail though?
Donnelly: If it makes you feel any better, she went over to the Crew Quarters shortly after Hawthrone entered. We haven't seen him since.
Shepard: This.
*Shepard holds Raela up in her bubble*
Raela: Daddybags!
*Kenneth sweats, rubbing his neck*
Donnelly: Well, she asked what her father did, so I sort of went over the whole story with her.
Tali: With such detail though?
Donnelly: If it makes you feel any better, she went over to the Crew Quarters shortly after Hawthrone entered. We haven't seen him since.
#240885
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Runescapeguy9 wrote...
Still not feelin it....Goat_Shepard wrote...
I ****ing love you Garrus, GIMME A HUG!
Am I broken?
Was that a clever way of making fun of Garrus' broken hamburger face?
#240886
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Chasing Amy gets honorable mention for being a romcom that I actually liked.NuclearBuddha wrote...
I avoid romcoms
Yeah. I know what you mean.and Ben Stiller like the plague. Sorry.
Though I did enjoy Tropic Thunder.
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Azint wrote...
Incidentally; I just recruited him eariler today. A stark contrast between his Archangel persona and what we see beneath.RiptideX1090 wrote...
www.youtube.com/watch
Garrus is so damn adorable when he's being insecure...
Garrus is amazing like that.
He's the galaxy's biggest badass.
And he's also a massive woobie who trips over his words and just needs a damn hug. Kinda like Tali.
This is why I love them. <3<3<3
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NuclearBuddha wrote...
Shepard: Have you seen Ken?
Tali: He was installing the new filters on the clean room, I think.
Shepard: Yeah, he finished that.
Tali: Probably in engineering with Gabby, then. Why?
*Shepard holds up Raela in her bubble.*
Raela: DADDY BAGS!
Tali: *to intercom* Kenneth, please report to the briefing room. Immediately.
GEHEHEHAHAHAH. Awesome!
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Posté 20 juillet 2010 - 04:38
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M....Pretty sure NB has Raela stories pretty much to himself.Arhka wrote...
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#240890
Posté 20 juillet 2010 - 04:38
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social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/128/index/2970019/128#3153307Goat_Shepard wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
www.youtube.com/watch
Garrus is so damn adorable when he's being insecure...
I ****ing love you Garrus, GIMME A HUG!
also, the garrus thread is cool and you should post there if garrus is your bro.
#240891
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RiptideX1090 wrote...
Goat_Shepard wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
www.youtube.com/watch
Garrus is so damn adorable when he's being insecure...
I ****ing love you Garrus, GIMME A HUG!
"That's... not what I expected..."
You can tell he's surprised...
She picked him.
Strange the attraction to the somewhat shy and nervous ones hmmm? Als othe ones with "DAT VOICE"....
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WatGoat_Shepard wrote...
Was that a clever way of making fun of Garrus' broken hamburger face?
#240893
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Wow. I did too, but it was pretty much everyone else that I found entertaining. The Stiller parts dragged.Azint wrote...
Though I did enjoy Tropic Thunder.
#240894
Posté 20 juillet 2010 - 04:39
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Azint wrote...
Chasing Amy gets honorable mention for being a romcom that I actually liked.NuclearBuddha wrote...
I avoid romcomsYeah. I know what you mean.and Ben Stiller like the plague. Sorry.
Though I did enjoy Tropic Thunder.
Tropic Thunder as a damn masterpiece.
But only because of Les Grossman, and you all know it. He made that movie.
#240895
Posté 20 juillet 2010 - 04:39
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Andaius20 wrote...
http://www.urbandict...hp?term=Rule 34 is wha tgot everyone backing up.nitefyre410 wrote...
Andaius20 wrote...
NuclearBuddha wrote...
Uh...nitefyre410 wrote...
Yes you can Bro rule 34, section if your bro is doing something that will hurt himself another bro, or bro said loved on you have the right to kick the bro as
I don;t think bro rule 34 is kosher here with this crowd....
What so yall ain't bro enough to fight another bro to stop from hurting himself damn...
Had to do that once had a bro that was getting ready to jump out a window., i had to put the poor guy through an attic door. keep him from hurting himself real bad or worst...
*reads *
What the ****?!!
You know I kinda just pulled 34 out of thin air. It was the first number that came to mind.. Never that before, like I said WTF
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While we're on the subject of young quarians...
Little Red-Riding-Hood: A Cautionary Tale for Soon-to-be Pilgrims
Once
upon a time, on a certain ship, there lived a young quarian, the most
gentle creature the galaxy had yet seen. The girl's mother was fond of
her to a fault and one day spent her life savings to commission a
beautiful red cloak from an asari seamstress she met on pilgrimage. It
fit the child so well that from the day she received it on, she was
known as Little Red-Riding-Hood.
On the day she was to begin her
pilgrimage, her mother came to her and said,
“Go, my dear, and see
how my asari friend is doing. You must thank her, and perhaps she can
help you find a suitable gift for your return.”
Little
Red-Riding-Hood left immediately for Thessia, where the seamstress
lived.
Stopping at the Citadel along the way, she met a turian who
had it in his mind to see what was under the quarians suit. However, he
dared not attempt anything in the presence of a nearby C-Sec officer.
He
asked her instead where she was going. The innocent young girl, who
had
no knowledge of how dangerous it was to stay and talk with unknown
aliens,
said to him,
“I am going to see my mother's friend who made for
me this cloak and hood. I must thank her and seek her help in
finding
a suitable pilgrimage gift.”
“Does she live very far?” asked the
turian.
“Oh yes,” she answered, “her home is on great Thessia,
beyond many a mass relay.”
“Well,” said the turian, “I will go see
her too. We shall see who arrives first.”
The turian ran as fast
as he could, boarding a transport directly to Thessia, and
the girl
took a roundabout way, stopping to observe the Perseus veil,
chase
comets and scan asteroids of the most dense metal.
It was not long
before the turian came to the home on Thessia. He rang at the
intercom.
“Who is there?”
“The young quarian, Little
Red-Riding-Hood.” said the turian, attempting to mimic her voice, “I
have come to thank you and seek help in finding a suitable pilgrimage
gift.”
The asari seamstress, who was in bed sick, called,
“Open
the door, for I leave it unlocked.”
The turian did so and as
quickly as possible shoved the asari woman out a nearby window. He
closed
the door and got into bed. Little Red-Riding-Hood soon came to
the
house and rang at the intercom.
“Who is there?”
Hearing the
turians voice she was first afraid, but having never seen or heard
an
asari, answered,
“The young quarian, Little Red-Riding-Hood. I
have come to thank you and seek help in finding a suitable pilgrimage
gift.”
“Open the door, for I leave it unlocked.”
She did so.
The
turian hid himself under the bedsheets as well as possible and said,
“Put
your things down and come sit by my bed, for I am ill.”
Little
Red put her things down and sat by the bed. She was amazed to see how
little
the seamstress looked like her mother's descriptions. She said,
“Miss,
what long arms you have!”
“All the better to hug you with my
dear.”
“Miss, what hard skin you have!”
“All the better to
fend off your defensive blows with my dear.”
Not realizing the
nature of the last response, she continued,
“Miss, what sharp
talons you have!”
“All the better to tear your suit off with my
dear.”
And with those words the wicked turian fell upon Little
Red-Riding-Hood and tore her suit all off.
Little Red-Riding-Hood: A Cautionary Tale for Soon-to-be Pilgrims
Once
upon a time, on a certain ship, there lived a young quarian, the most
gentle creature the galaxy had yet seen. The girl's mother was fond of
her to a fault and one day spent her life savings to commission a
beautiful red cloak from an asari seamstress she met on pilgrimage. It
fit the child so well that from the day she received it on, she was
known as Little Red-Riding-Hood.
On the day she was to begin her
pilgrimage, her mother came to her and said,
“Go, my dear, and see
how my asari friend is doing. You must thank her, and perhaps she can
help you find a suitable gift for your return.”
Little
Red-Riding-Hood left immediately for Thessia, where the seamstress
lived.
Stopping at the Citadel along the way, she met a turian who
had it in his mind to see what was under the quarians suit. However, he
dared not attempt anything in the presence of a nearby C-Sec officer.
He
asked her instead where she was going. The innocent young girl, who
had
no knowledge of how dangerous it was to stay and talk with unknown
aliens,
said to him,
“I am going to see my mother's friend who made for
me this cloak and hood. I must thank her and seek her help in
finding
a suitable pilgrimage gift.”
“Does she live very far?” asked the
turian.
“Oh yes,” she answered, “her home is on great Thessia,
beyond many a mass relay.”
“Well,” said the turian, “I will go see
her too. We shall see who arrives first.”
The turian ran as fast
as he could, boarding a transport directly to Thessia, and
the girl
took a roundabout way, stopping to observe the Perseus veil,
chase
comets and scan asteroids of the most dense metal.
It was not long
before the turian came to the home on Thessia. He rang at the
intercom.
“Who is there?”
“The young quarian, Little
Red-Riding-Hood.” said the turian, attempting to mimic her voice, “I
have come to thank you and seek help in finding a suitable pilgrimage
gift.”
The asari seamstress, who was in bed sick, called,
“Open
the door, for I leave it unlocked.”
The turian did so and as
quickly as possible shoved the asari woman out a nearby window. He
closed
the door and got into bed. Little Red-Riding-Hood soon came to
the
house and rang at the intercom.
“Who is there?”
Hearing the
turians voice she was first afraid, but having never seen or heard
an
asari, answered,
“The young quarian, Little Red-Riding-Hood. I
have come to thank you and seek help in finding a suitable pilgrimage
gift.”
“Open the door, for I leave it unlocked.”
She did so.
The
turian hid himself under the bedsheets as well as possible and said,
“Put
your things down and come sit by my bed, for I am ill.”
Little
Red put her things down and sat by the bed. She was amazed to see how
little
the seamstress looked like her mother's descriptions. She said,
“Miss,
what long arms you have!”
“All the better to hug you with my
dear.”
“Miss, what hard skin you have!”
“All the better to
fend off your defensive blows with my dear.”
Not realizing the
nature of the last response, she continued,
“Miss, what sharp
talons you have!”
“All the better to tear your suit off with my
dear.”
And with those words the wicked turian fell upon Little
Red-Riding-Hood and tore her suit all off.
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#240897
Posté 20 juillet 2010 - 04:39
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Nah, it's okay. She belongs to the thread. Her character is strong enough that people can judge whether or not something fits her.Runescapeguy9 wrote...
M....Pretty sure NB has Raela stories pretty much to himself.Arhka wrote...
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#240898
Posté 20 juillet 2010 - 04:40
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He's like Batman but Bruce Wayne is really Cyrano de Bergerac.RiptideX1090 wrote...
Garrus is amazing like that.
He's the galaxy's biggest badass.
And he's also a massive woobie who trips over his words and just needs a damn hug. Kinda like Tali.
This is why I love them. <3<3<3
#240899
Posté 20 juillet 2010 - 04:40
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Andaius20 wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
Goat_Shepard wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
www.youtube.com/watch
Garrus is so damn adorable when he's being insecure...
I ****ing love you Garrus, GIMME A HUG!
"That's... not what I expected..."
You can tell he's surprised...
She picked him.
Strange the attraction to the somewhat shy and nervous ones hmmm? Als othe ones with "DAT VOICE"....
Yeah. I'm not afraid to admit it. I just want someone to hug god dammit. Is that so wrong? Someone you can be nervous and shy with, and totally laugh about it, and get over it with a good, long cuddle.
It's not all about whips and chains.
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Posté 20 juillet 2010 - 04:41
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PPC, your formatting is totally F-ed but god I love this. I'm all messed up about Little Red Riding Hood.phonypapercut wrote...
It even ends the way it's supposed to!
