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[Azint]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Wow.  I did too, but it was pretty much everyone else that I found entertaining.  The Stiller parts dragged.

I'M A LEAD FARMER, MOTHERFUCKER!

Oh, Robert. You card.

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Andaius20 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

www.youtube.com/watch

Garrus is so damn adorable when he's being insecure...

I ****ing love you Garrus, GIMME A HUG!

"That's... not what I expected..."

You can tell he's surprised...

She picked him.

Strange the attraction to the somewhat shy and nervous ones hmmm? Als othe ones with "DAT VOICE"....

Yeah. I'm not afraid to admit it. I just want someone to hug god dammit. Is that so wrong? Someone you can be nervous and shy with, and totally laugh about it, and get over it with a good, long cuddle.

It's not all about whips and chains.

Yeah!
That's what Morrigan's for anyway!!!!.........

[Goat_Shepard]

Collider wrote...
social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/128/index/2970019/128#3153307

also, the garrus thread is cool and you should post there if garrus is your bro.

My Garrbear! Ohh man, you're so right, that's my kinda place.

[Ormagodenator]

Azint wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Wow.  I did too, but it was pretty much everyone else that I found entertaining.  The Stiller parts dragged.

I'M A LEAD FARMER, MOTHERFUCKER!

Oh, Robert. You card.

I love that part

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

Ormagodenator wrote...

Azint wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Wow.  I did too, but it was pretty much everyone else that I found entertaining.  The Stiller parts dragged.

I'M A LEAD FARMER, MOTHERFUCKER!

Oh, Robert. You card.

I love that part

I too love that part.

[nitefyre410]

 *SNIP* 
Edit: Thanks for telling me what Rule 34 was consider i kinda yanked that number  out thin air  <_<


Yes you can  Bro rule:  if your bro is doing something that will hurt himself another  bro, or bro said  loved on  you have the right to kick that bro's ass     


Case and point:: Garrus  I would be well with in my right to take his Sniper rifle and stick up his ass for getting right to commit murder.   That Boy must have stepped out side his head

[NCLanceman]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Garrus is amazing like that.

He's the galaxy's biggest badass.

And he's also a massive woobie who trips over his words and just needs a damn hug. Kinda like Tali.

This is why I love them. <3<3<3

What can I say? They're top-tier romances.

NCLanceman's Reference Guide to Mass Effect 2 Romances v.2

Closest to the Heart: Tali'Zorah vas Normandy, Garrus Vakarian
Broken Birds: Jack, Thane Krios
"Hey, I don't think I have enough money to pay for this pizza. Whatever shall we do?": Miranda Lawson, Jacob Taylor
What Is And What Should Never Be: Samara, Morinth
Flirting with the Secretary will get you everywhere: Kelly Chambers
If You Love Something, Let it Go: Ashley Williams, Kaiden Alenko, Liara T'Soni
Sorry, No Sex, Just Cleaned the Bar: Matriarch Aetheya.

[Arhka]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Arhka wrote...
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M....Pretty sure NB has Raela stories pretty much to himself.

I know, but it's always open to contribution. Also, the format is good practice for learning how to write better for me.

[Andaius20]

indeed, nice one phony.

[Collider]

i consider garrus & tali my "canon romances."

[NuclearBuddha]

nitefyre410 wrote...
Yes you can  Bro rule:  if your bro is doing something that will hurt himself another  bro, or bro said  loved on  you have the right to kick that bro's ass     


Case and point:: Garrus  I would be well with in my right to take his Sniper rifle and stick up his ass for getting right to commit murder.   That Boy must have stepped out side his head

I too do not let him x-out Sidonis.

[Arhka]

phonypapercut wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

phonypapercut wrote...

PPC, your formatting is totally F-ed but god I love this.  I'm all messed up about Little Red Riding Hood.

It even ends the way it's supposed to!

I've tried to fix it four times. I don't understand.

Did you copy and paste it from Word, or did you type it all in at once. The blogs are terrible when importing text from outside sources.

[Azint]

NCLanceman wrote...

"Hey, I don't think I have enough money to pay for this pizza. Whatever shall we do?": Miranda Lawson, Jacob Taylor

Ha.

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

Azint wrote...

NCLanceman wrote...

"Hey, I don't think I have enough money to pay for this pizza. Whatever shall we do?": Miranda Lawson, Jacob Taylor

Ha.

Bow Chicka Bow Wow.
....Sorry but that's a classic old school setup.

[RiptideX1090]

Collider wrote...

i consider garrus & tali my "canon romances."

Damn straight.

[Ormagodenator]

Collider wrote...

i consider garrus & tali my "canon romances."

second

[Azint]

Collider wrote...

i consider garrus & tali my "canon romances."

My mainShep goes for Tali, my mainFemShep goes for Garrus.

Jack can come, too.

[NuclearBuddha]

NCLanceman wrote...

NCLanceman's Reference Guide to Mass Effect 2 Romances v.2

Closest to the Heart: Tali'Zorah vas Normandy, Garrus Vakarian
Broken Birds: Jack, Thane Krios
"Hey, I don't think I have enough money to pay for this pizza. Whatever shall we do?": Miranda Lawson, Jacob Taylor
What Is And What Should Never Be: Samara, Morinth
Flirting with the Secretary will get you everywhere: Kelly Chambers
If You Love Something, Let it Go: Ashley Williams, Kaiden Alenko, Liara T'Soni
Sorry, No Sex, Just Cleaned the Bar: Matriarch Aetheya.

LOL'd.

[Collider]

Azint wrote...

Collider wrote...

i consider garrus & tali my "canon romances."

My mainShep goes for Tali, my mainFemShep goes for Garrus.

Jack can come, too.

As is with I.

[NuclearBuddha]

Arhka wrote...

phonypapercut wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

phonypapercut wrote...

PPC, your formatting is totally F-ed but god I love this.  I'm all messed up about Little Red Riding Hood.

It even ends the way it's supposed to!

I've tried to fix it four times. I don't understand.

Did you copy and paste it from Word, or did you type it all in at once. The blogs are terrible when importing text from outside sources.

Turning off BBCode before pasting helps immensely.  Usually all you lose are paragraph breaks.

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

nitefyre410 wrote...
Yes you can  Bro rule:  if your bro is doing something that will hurt himself another  bro, or bro said  loved on  you have the right to kick that bro's ass     


Case and point:: Garrus  I would be well with in my right to take his Sniper rifle and stick up his ass for getting right to commit murder.   That Boy must have stepped out side his head

I too do not let him x-out Sidonis.

BUT IF HE STRIKES HIM DOWN WITH ALL OF HIS HATRED, THEN HIS JOURNEY TOWARDS THE DARK SIDE WOULD BE COMPLETE!!

[NuclearBuddha]

Collider wrote...

Azint wrote...

Collider wrote...
i consider garrus & tali my "canon romances."

My mainShep goes for Tali, my mainFemShep goes for Garrus.

Jack can come, too.

As is with I.

Humanity simply cannot contain Shepard.

[Goat_Shepard]

Collider wrote...

Azint wrote...

Collider wrote...

i consider garrus & tali my "canon romances."

My mainShep goes for Tali, my mainFemShep goes for Garrus.

Jack can come, too.

As is with I.

lolwut?