Just_mike wrote...
NCLanceman wrote...
Colonist here.
*My parents are DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD snip*
EDIT: With the Soldier class, Immunity, and an Exoskeleton, I like to think this is how Shepard entered every room on every Uncharted World in Mass Effect.
OMFG LMFAO XD And he does it in the throat-Cancer Batman-voice too!
Well, it's either that or...
*Shepard stands outside a shack on an Uncharted World as ice and wind whips around him.*
Shepard: Ready to get your armor back, Wrex?
Wrex: Ready as i'll ever get, Shepard.
*Shepard nods, the enters the structure. Before entering the main room proper, he checks his exoskeleton, activates Immunity, then Overkill on his assault rifle.*
Garrus: Hey... can you not do that thing you do this time?
Shepard: What thing?
Garrus: Uh... nevermind.
*Shepard shrugs, then enters the room. As expected, it's full of mercenaries.*
Shepard: WHO'S A MAN AND A HALF? I'M A MAN AND A HALF!
*Shepard lights up a nearby mercenary -literally- with Incendiary ammo. The walking matchstick screams in terror.*
Shepard: BERZERKER PACKIN' MAN AND A HALF!
*Bullets bounce off him as he lights up another target. Already, Shepard singles out one merc hiding behind a crate a few meters away. He's terrified.*
Shepard: THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU I CAN'T FIX...
WITH MY FISTS!*The merc tries to run, but Shepard's faster. He catches up with the merc and punches him in the face. With the Shock Trooper passive skill trained to full power and a max-grade Exoskeleton, Shepard's fist breaks straight through the merceinaries' skull through the other side of his helmet.*
Shepard: DYNAMITE!*Meanwhile, Garrus and Wrex have barely moved from the front door.*
Garrus: Why do we follow him, again?
Wrex: I don't know, but this gets funnier every time.