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[Homebound]

NCLanceman wrote...

Just_mike wrote...

NCLanceman wrote...

Colonist here.

*My parents are DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD snip*

EDIT: With the Soldier class, Immunity, and an Exoskeleton, I like to think this is how Shepard entered every room on every Uncharted World in Mass Effect.

OMFG LMFAO  XD  And he does it in the throat-Cancer Batman-voice too!

Well, it's either that or...

*Shepard stands outside a shack on an Uncharted World as ice and wind whips around him.*
Shepard: Ready to get your armor back, Wrex?
Wrex: Ready as i'll ever get, Shepard.
*Shepard nods, the enters the structure. Before entering the main room proper, he checks his exoskeleton, activates Immunity, then Overkill on his assault rifle.*
Garrus: Hey... can you not do that thing you do this time?
Shepard: What thing?
Garrus: Uh... nevermind.
*Shepard shrugs, then enters the room. As expected, it's full of mercenaries.*
Shepard: WHO'S A MAN AND A HALF? I'M A MAN AND A HALF!
*Shepard lights up a nearby mercenary -literally- with Incendiary ammo. The walking matchstick screams in terror.*
Shepard: BERZERKER PACKIN' MAN AND A HALF!
*Bullets bounce off him as he lights up another target. Already, Shepard singles out one merc hiding behind a crate a few meters away. He's terrified.*
Shepard: THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU I CAN'T FIX... WITH MY FISTS!
*The merc tries to run, but Shepard's faster. He catches up with the merc and punches him in the face. With the Shock Trooper passive skill trained to full power and a max-grade Exoskeleton, Shepard's fist breaks straight through the merceinaries' skull through the other side of his helmet.*
Shepard: DYNAMITE!

*Meanwhile, Garrus and Wrex have barely moved from the front door.*
Garrus: Why do we follow him, again?
Wrex: I don't know, but this gets funnier every time.

LOL

[Someone With Mass]

NCLanceman wrote...

Well, it's either that or...

*Shepard stands outside a shack on an Uncharted World as ice and wind whips around him.*
Shepard: Ready to get your armor back, Wrex?
Wrex: Ready as i'll ever get, Shepard.
*Shepard nods, the enters the structure. Before entering the main room proper, he checks his exoskeleton, activates Immunity, then Overkill on his assault rifle.*
Garrus: Hey... can you not do that thing you do this time?
Shepard: What thing?
Garrus: Uh... nevermind.
*Shepard shrugs, then enters the room. As expected, it's full of mercenaries.*
Shepard: WHO'S A MAN AND A HALF? I'M A MAN AND A HALF!
*Shepard lights up a nearby mercenary -literally- with Incendiary ammo. The walking matchstick screams in terror.*
Shepard: BERZERKER PACKIN' MAN AND A HALF!
*Bullets bounce off him as he lights up another target. Already, Shepard singles out one merc hiding behind a crate a few meters away. He's terrified.*
Shepard: THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU I CAN'T FIX... WITH MY FISTS!
*The merc tries to run, but Shepard's faster. He catches up with the merc and punches him in the face. With the Shock Trooper passive skill trained to full power and a max-grade Exoskeleton, Shepard's fist breaks straight through the merceinaries' skull through the other side of his helmet.*
Shepard: DYNAMITE!

*Meanwhile, Garrus and Wrex have barely moved from the front door.*
Garrus: Why do we follow him, again?
Wrex: I don't know, but this gets funnier every time.

Holy s**t.

Talk about Adrenaline Rush...

[NCLanceman]

In all fairness, I've been waiting for a while for an opportunity to reference the DOOM Comic here. Well, that and that's how I played ME1.

[Orion1836]

Here's something we need in the new DLC... if you romanced Tali, you should have the option to come up behind her in engineering and give her a hug whenever you want.



Renegade interrupt ass slap as you leave optional.

[Titanium Man]

NCLanceman wrote...

Well, it's either that or...

*Shepard stands outside a shack on an Uncharted World as ice and wind whips around him.*
Shepard: Ready to get your armor back, Wrex?
Wrex: Ready as i'll ever get, Shepard.
*Shepard nods, the enters the structure. Before entering the main room proper, he checks his exoskeleton, activates Immunity, then Overkill on his assault rifle.*
Garrus: Hey... can you not do that thing you do this time?
Shepard: What thing?
Garrus: Uh... nevermind.
*Shepard shrugs, then enters the room. As expected, it's full of mercenaries.*
Shepard: WHO'S A MAN AND A HALF? I'M A MAN AND A HALF!
*Shepard lights up a nearby mercenary -literally- with Incendiary ammo. The walking matchstick screams in terror.*
Shepard: BERZERKER PACKIN' MAN AND A HALF!
*Bullets bounce off him as he lights up another target. Already, Shepard singles out one merc hiding behind a crate a few meters away. He's terrified.*
Shepard: THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU I CAN'T FIX... WITH MY FISTS!
*The merc tries to run, but Shepard's faster. He catches up with the merc and punches him in the face. With the Shock Trooper passive skill trained to full power and a max-grade Exoskeleton, Shepard's fist breaks straight through the merceinaries' skull through the other side of his helmet.*
Shepard: DYNAMITE!

*Meanwhile, Garrus and Wrex have barely moved from the front door.*
Garrus: Why do we follow him, again?
Wrex: I don't know, but this gets funnier every time.

CHOO-CHOO-CHA-BOOGIE!

[Someone With Mass]

Orion1836 wrote...

Here's something we need in the new DLC... if you romanced Tali, you should have the option to come up behind her in engineering and give her a hug whenever you want.

Renegade interrupt ass slap as you leave optional.

If you're talking about the story DLCs, then yes.

Can make huge progress with a couple of slaps and hugs. Not necessarily in that order.

[Thelacan]

Orion1836 wrote...

Renegade interrupt ass slap as you leave optional.

And grope for paragon interrupt?

[Hicrodonma]

Grop....ing? HNNNGG!

[Someone With Mass]

NCLanceman wrote...

In all fairness, I've been waiting for a while for an opportunity to reference the DOOM Comic here. Well, that and that's how I played ME1.

Very original on page 6.

[RiptideX1090]

Orion1836 wrote...

Here's something we need in the new DLC... if you romanced Tali, you should have the option to come up behind her in engineering and give her a hug whenever you want.

Renegade interrupt ass slap as you leave optional.

Excuse me while I slam the right trigger.

[Thelacan]

Lets see, if SWM still finds these funny!

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Thelacan, they're plotting.

Miranda: I'm so gonna bust a cap in that man's ass.
Jacob: Stop, for the love of god, you can't touch that kind of talkin', you're not a bro, you're a ho. ...no wait!
*they both share a look before turning their eyes down*
Miranda: How's your new nose holding up?
Jacob: It's all good. And I see you found a matching eye shadow to go with that purple cheek of yours.
Miranda: ...

[RiptideX1090]

Thelacan wrote...

Orion1836 wrote...

Renegade interrupt ass slap as you leave optional.

And grope for paragon interrupt?

I want an interrupt in Tali's Romance scene in 3 where you pounce her. <3

[Pacifien]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Orion1836 wrote...
Here's something we need in the new DLC... if you romanced Tali, you should have the option to come up behind her in engineering and give her a hug whenever you want.

Renegade interrupt ass slap as you leave optional.

Excuse me while I slam the right trigger.

If I know Tali, her response to the renegade interrupt will come at muzzle velocity.

[Someone With Mass]

Pacifien wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Orion1836 wrote...
Here's something we need in the new DLC... if you romanced Tali, you should have the option to come up behind her in engineering and give her a hug whenever you want.

Renegade interrupt ass slap as you leave optional.

Excuse me while I slam the right trigger.

If I know Tali, her response to the renegade interrupt will come at muzzle velocity.

Oh, she's that fast at pouncing now?

[RiptideX1090]

Pacifien wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Orion1836 wrote...
Here's something we need in the new DLC... if you romanced Tali, you should have the option to come up behind her in engineering and give her a hug whenever you want.

Renegade interrupt ass slap as you leave optional.

Excuse me while I slam the right trigger.

If I know Tali, her response to the renegade interrupt will come at muzzle velocity.

Hell.

Yes. 

She can fire rounds off at me all night long.

[Thelacan]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I want an interrupt in Tali's Romance scene in 3 where you pounce her. <3

You know what Tali would do? Quickly hack the Normandy's gravity and show how well that third toe can grip into the ceiling...

[RiptideX1090]

Thelacan wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I want an interrupt in Tali's Romance scene in 3 where you pounce her. <3

You know what Tali would do? Quickly hack the Normandy's gravity and show how well that third toe can grip into the ceiling...

DO WANT!!!!

[Someone With Mass]

Thelacan wrote...

Lets see, if SWM still finds these funny!
*snip*

Miranda: I'm so gonna bust a cap in that man's ass.
Jacob: Stop, for the love of god, you can't touch that kind of talkin', you're not a bro, you're a ho. ...no wait!
*they both share a look before turning their eyes down*
Miranda: How's your new nose holding up?
Jacob: It's all good. And I see you found a matching eye shadow to go with that purple cheek of yours.
Miranda: ...

It had more weight the first time. Still funny, though.

Shepard's pimpslap is always entertaining.

[Someone With Mass]

Thelacan wrote...

You know what Tali would do? Quickly hack the Normandy's gravity and show how well that third toe can grip into the ceiling...

The room where the drive core's at is pretty big.

Just shut it off for a few minutes and have fun!

[RiptideX1090]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Thelacan wrote...

Lets see, if SWM still finds these funny!
*snip*

Miranda: I'm so gonna bust a cap in that man's ass.
Jacob: Stop, for the love of god, you can't touch that kind of talkin', you're not a bro, you're a ho. ...no wait!
*they both share a look before turning their eyes down*
Miranda: How's your new nose holding up?
Jacob: It's all good. And I see you found a matching eye shadow to go with that purple cheek of yours.
Miranda: ...

It had more weight the first time. Still funny, though.

Shepard's pimpslap is always entertaining.

I love it when he pimp smacks Archer.

Second favorite paragon interupt in the game.

[RiptideX1090]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Thelacan wrote...

You know what Tali would do? Quickly hack the Normandy's gravity and show how well that third toe can grip into the ceiling...

The room where the drive core's at is pretty big.

Just shut it off for a few minutes and have fun!

Like this? <3

[Pacifien]

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Second favorite paragon interupt in the game.

Would the first one be the smackdown on Zaeed?