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[Someone With Mass]

SpatFieya wrote...

I think we scared her away after the 'spinning fan' thing.

C'mon, Sroka, you know that was hilarious.

I think her reaction would be something like this.

[Hicrodonma]

Well here goes my first minific.



The Quarian Hunter-Zaeed



Zaeed: Well boys today we're gonna get a look at the elusive Quarian outside of her natural habitat. Now this is a very dangerous shoot we're doing today. The Quarian is a very territorial creature and does not like it when her hunts are watched and they abso-goddam-lutly do not share in the prey.



*Tali is slowly and quietly walking up to Shepard as he's facing the bed*



Zaeed: Look as the Quarian stalks he unsuspecting prey. The poor bastard has no clue what he's up against. The Quarian is a remarkably predator. Why I remember when I was hunted by a Quarian, there's not much you can do to stop the "pounce". It's the most devastating weapon in the Quarian's whole goddam playbook.



*Tali unclasps her mask and silently places it on the table*



Zaeed: Well boys it's over now, the Quarian has removed the muzzle. What's about happen is not gonna be goddam pretty and it's about to get f***ing painful. The prey is about to be decimated even if it survives the upcoming conflict it will need medical attention for the next three weeks at the very damn least.



*Tali begins coiling as she walks preparing for the upcoming strike*



Zaeed:See the Quarian as she tenses for the strike. What you are about to see is something very few have ever experienced and lived to tell the goddam tale. It looks like our prey has had a previous tangle with a Quarian. It's easy to tell a victim all you have to do is look at the calves. See the size and depth of those scars on the bastards calves? The Quarians prefered method of incapacitation is to pin the prey on it's back and sink it's third toe into the preys calf. The third toe has a very goddam potent poison that has a euphoric effect on the victim.



*Tali pounces Shepard and flips him on his back and brings her mouth to his*



Zaeed: Now we see one of the ways the Quarian finishes her prey off. She sucks the very goddam air out of the preys lungs. Now like most of the goddam creatures of the galaxy this wouldn't be possible. However the Quarian is unique. It can while constantly inhaling with it's mouth also perform regular breathing through it's nose allowing the Quarian to maintain consciousness while pulling the very air from the preys goddam lungs. I once barely survived such an encounter myself and...



*Shepard pushes Tali up enough to free his lips*



Shepard: Tali did you hear that?



Zaeed: S**t! Our covers been blown. Time to get the hell out of here.



*Zaeed breaks his cover and accidentally from Shepard's private latrine and runs out the door to his cabin and into the elevator*



Shepard: EDI, Once Zaeed's in the elevator I want you to lock it down and keep him in there.



Tali: Shepard there's something on the floor where he was hiding.



*Two pair of feet one human, one Quarian are seen from the camera's perspective until a three finger hand descends and grabs it*



Tali: I-It's a camera! That bosh'tet was watching and recording everything! Where's my shotgun?!

[RiptideX1090]

Someone With Mass wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

I think we scared her away after the 'spinning fan' thing.

C'mon, Sroka, you know that was hilarious.

I think her reaction would be something like this.

Strip poker on the Normandy.

I approve of this idea.

[SpatFieya]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Ormagodenator wrote...
spinning fan?

Uh... Can we not go back there...

<House hold tali ftw>

'deed.

You should get on steam.

And Rip should too.

[RiptideX1090]

SpatFieya wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Ormagodenator wrote...
spinning fan?

Uh... Can we not go back there...

'deed.

You should get on steam.

And Rip should too.

Steam?

What is that?

[Gust4v]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

I'm quoting this because I can.
She looks so good.

[Tairis Deamhan]

You people actually use steam for chatting? So clunky.

[RiptideX1090]

Tairis Deamhan wrote...

You people actually use steam for chatting? So clunky.

Oh? It's a chatting tool?

I use AIM...

[Michalsky]

[Someone With Mass]

Gust4v wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

I'm quoting this because I can.
She looks so good.

Indeed. I want a suit like this for her in ME3 when the quarians have reclaimed their homeworld.

[Leftnt Sharpe]

SpatFieya wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Ormagodenator wrote...
spinning fan?

Uh... Can we not go back there...

'deed.

You should get on steam.

And Rip should too.

Have you tried Alien Swarm yet?

[SpatFieya]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...
You should get on steam.

And Rip should too.

I'm on steam...

Awesome. 

Just figured out you can add your own 'combat music' on alien swarm. Totally bad ass.

@ Rip

Well, yuh, see, Steam is dis program dealy-o that 'cha download n' play vidga game's on. 

[Someone With Mass]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Tairis Deamhan wrote...

You people actually use steam for chatting? So clunky.

Oh? It's a chatting tool?

I use AIM...

Seriously? You don't know what Steam is?

[SpatFieya]

Leftnt Sharpe wrote...
Have you tried Alien Swarm yet?

Hell yeah, played it with Rune last night.

Which is why RIP should get it.

[Ormagodenator]

Leftnt Sharpe wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Ormagodenator wrote...
spinning fan?

Uh... Can we not go back there...

'deed.

You should get on steam.

And Rip should too.

Have you tried Alien Swarm yet?

just downloaded it

[Tairis Deamhan]

Leftnt Sharpe wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Ormagodenator wrote...
spinning fan?

Uh... Can we not go back there...

'deed.

You should get on steam.

And Rip should too.

Have you tried Alien Swarm yet?

Actually D/led that yesterday but haven't tried it out. It good?
And Rip, STEAM is valve's digital download service and network.

[RiptideX1090]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Steam?
What is that?

Rip. You make me sad inside...
Steam

So...

What do I do...?

[RiptideX1090]

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Tairis Deamhan wrote...

You people actually use steam for chatting? So clunky.

Oh? It's a chatting tool?

I use AIM...

Seriously? You don't know what Steam is?

I know it's Valve's online videogame store.

Beyond that? I don't know anything about it.

[Leftnt Sharpe]

Tairis Deamhan wrote...

Leftnt Sharpe wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Ormagodenator wrote...
spinning fan?

Uh... Can we not go back there...

'deed.

You should get on steam.

And Rip should too.

Have you tried Alien Swarm yet?

Actually D/led that yesterday but haven't tried it out. It good?
And Rip, STEAM is valve's digital download service and network.

I've only tried the single player practice mode because none of my friends have steam. Can't really judge the game by that one level but it was quite enjoyable.

[Hicrodonma]

Okay I'm going to go and curl into a ball now in the corner over there.

[Tairis Deamhan]

Do we have a list of Mancer Steam IDs somewhere? Cause I would like to get in on this Alien Swarming cause my roommates are boring.