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[Phil725]

Kikaimegami wrote...

NCLanceman wrote...

Evenin' Kikai!
*snip*

I love that pic! It's the hats.

The random hats do make me laugh

*top*

Modifié par Phil725, 21 juillet 2010 - 04:50 .

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Tali: Wow, this engine is really filthy.

Shepard: You're pretty dirty yourself...

Tali: So, what are these called again?

Shepard: Pies.

Tali: Why do we have them on the Normand-

*Shepard splats a pie onto Tali's visor*

Shepard: That's why.

Tali:

Shepard:

*Shepard crashes in the Forward Battery with Garrus, rolling out a sleeping bag onto the floor.*

Garrus: I told you...

*In the forward batteries*

Shepard: Dammit Garrus... roll over...

Garrus: Ugh... I'm trying to sleep Shepard...

Shepard: It's not my fault she kicked me out!

Garrus: You're the Captain, and you let your engineer kick you out of the CAPTAIN'S Quarters... this is definately YOUR fault.<_<

Shepard: Shaddup. That girl has dissected a geth's brain with her knife before. She's ****ing scary. And how do you sleep in all that armor?

Garrus: Turians almost never take off their armor, Shepard. Plus, we have built in nerve stimulators, for those long deployments on the Fleet.

Shepard:...

Garrus: ...

Shepard: Garrus...?

Garrus: What?

Shepard: What's that humming sound?

Garrus: ... I haven't slept with a woman in nearly eight years. What do you think?

Shepard:... Yeah... I'm gonna go see if Mordin has any room in his bunk... *Leaves*

Garrus: *turns off calibrations CPU, stopping the humming* The good old nerve stimulator trick. Never fails.  *pulls out a stuffed varren and snuggles with it* Just you and me again, Lil' Chompy. The big, mean spectre can't bother us anymore. Goodnight Lil' Chompy. *glances around to make sure nobody can hear him* I love you.

[kraidy1117]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Legion love!

*snip*

Just...no. That goes against so much. And Legion would never serve the Cerberus ****.

There's a reason why he has N7 armor and not Cerberus.

She is not a Cerberus b*tch <_<

[CptSkull]

This is how things play out in Legion's mind:

[RiptideX1090]

kraidy1117 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Legion love!

*snip*

Just...no. That goes against so much. And Legion would never serve the Cerberus ****.

There's a reason why he has N7 armor and not Cerberus.

She is not a Cerberus b*tch <_<

No more fighting!

<_<

SWM, tone down language, please?

[Kami102]

epoch_ wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

******* ****** *******

-throws up-

[kraidy1117]

Somebody1003 wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

Just_mike wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

What the...

Geth lover!

Yes?

Legion love!

Legion love!

snip

I hate you

You know you love it Kraidy.

NO!!!

[Alphyn]

Lividity Jones wrote...

*Shepard crashes in the Forward Battery with Garrus, rolling out a sleeping bag onto the floor.*

Garrus: I told you...

*While Shepard is sleeping, Tali sneaks up to Shepard's sleeping bag with a pie in hand*

Tali: *giggling* This is what you get, bosh'tet.

*Garrus suddenly raises up from Shepard's bag*

Garrus: Shepard, now!

Tali: Oh, Keelah...


FINISH IT OFF, GUYS!

[Kikaimegami]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Garrus: *turns off calibrations CPU, stopping the humming* The good old nerve stimulator trick. Never fails.  *pulls out a stuffed varren and snuggles with it* Just you and me again, Lil' Chompy. The big, mean spectre can't bother us anymore. Goodnight Lil' Chompy. *glances around to make sure nobody can hear him* I love you.

pfffahahahahahahahahahaha

[Someone With Mass]

kraidy1117 wrote...

She is not a Cerberus b*tch <_<

In this thread, she is.

[RiptideX1090]

Someone With Mass wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

She is not a Cerberus b*tch <_<

In this thread, she is.

NO!

We are NOT doing this again!

Knock it off SWM. Please?

[kraidy1117]

Someone With Mass wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

She is not a Cerberus b*tch <_<

In this thread, she is.

She is only a Cerberus "b*tch" if you stay with Cerberus.

[Sleepicub09]

Kami102 wrote...

epoch_ wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

******* ****** *******

-throws up-

I'm not cleaning neither of that up

[Goat_Shepard]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Legion love!

*snip*

Just...no. That goes against so much. And Legion would never serve the Cerberus ****.

There's a reason why he has N7 armor and not Cerberus.

She is not a Cerberus b*tch <_<

No more fighting!

<_<

SWM, tone down language, please?

It's completely censored, how do you know he didn't say Cerberus c*nt?

Oh btw, before I go



Owned.

[epoch_]

Kami102 wrote...

epoch_ wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

******* ****** *******

-throws up-

[kraidy1117]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Legion love!

*snip*

Just...no. That goes against so much. And Legion would never serve the Cerberus ****.

There's a reason why he has N7 armor and not Cerberus.

She is not a Cerberus b*tch <_<

No more fighting!

<_<

SWM, tone down language, please?

It's completely censored, how do you know he didn't say Cerberus c*nt?

Oh btw, before I go



Owned.

Future uses!

[Ormagodenator]

back from AS,

so what did I miss anything?

[kraidy1117]

epoch_ wrote...

Kami102 wrote...

epoch_ wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

******* ****** *******

-throws up-

What Raggie doing here?

[RedTracer7]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

*In the forward batteries*

Shepard: Dammit Garrus... roll over...

Halfway through, I was very concerned.  Then I was LoL'ing.  Then I was afraid.  

[Sleepicub09]

Ormagodenator wrote...

back from AS,
so what did I miss anything?

you don't want to know.

[Kami102]

epoch_ wrote...

Kami102 wrote...

epoch_ wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

******* ****** *******

-throws up-

DAMN YOU REGGIE! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

[Someone With Mass]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Garrus: *turns off calibrations CPU, stopping the humming* The good old nerve stimulator trick. Never fails.  *pulls out a stuffed varren and snuggles with it* Just you and me again, Lil' Chompy. The big, mean spectre can't bother us anymore. Goodnight Lil' Chompy. *glances around to make sure nobody can hear him* I love you.

Hah.

[Alphyn]

Sleepicub09 wrote...
I'm not cleaning neither of that up