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RiptideX1090

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SU37 wrote...

AlistareTenpenny wrote...

I think tali just enjoys riding people

This sentence can go to very, very wrong places...


And I'm not entirely against that. :?

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NCLanceman wrote...
*walks in*

Oh my god, Call of the Elder Machines!

Also, I can contribute:

Adrian Shepard, Paragon, Colonist, Sole Survivor, Soldier.


SAME!

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AlistareTenpenny

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SU37 wrote...

AlistareTenpenny wrote...

I think tali just enjoys riding people

This sentence can go to very, very wrong places...


It had it's origins in very wrong places... mwahahahha :devil:


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cannedcream wrote...

Morning ya'll. Thought I'd pop back in for another 20 minutes are so before the ol' laptop goes crazy and explodes again. I just can't keep away from you people. Guess I'm just a glutton for punishment.

So what's the good word?

Call of the Elder Machines.

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RiptideX1090

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cannedcream wrote...

Morning ya'll. Thought I'd pop back in for another 20 minutes are so before the ol' laptop goes crazy and explodes again. I just can't keep away from you people. Guess I'm just a glutton for punishment.

So what's the good word?


Same old.

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RiptideX1090 wrote...

Azint wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Prolonged exposure to flooding may result in asphyxiation by research assistant. Further, louder, research into Quarian religious pantheon and expletive vernacular viable.

wtf


I assume that registers at least an 8.

Wishful thinking, Rip.

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RedTracer7 wrote...

SenHai wrote...
SenHai Disapproves (-9999999999999)

Leave MC out of this. If you have nothing nice to say don't say it around me. Even if it is comical.


Really?  That noface, no personality, minimal voiceacting Space Marine requires defense?  MC is the definition of THIS.


You are right he requires no defense. He is a badass. He defends himself. Still I'm a big sensitive Fan.

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call of the elder machines, you missed it by a pages or so.

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Azint

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cannedcream wrote...

Morning ya'll. Thought I'd pop back in for another 20 minutes are so before the ol' laptop goes crazy and explodes again. I just can't keep away from you people. Guess I'm just a glutton for punishment.

So what's the good word?

Where have you been?

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Taog_Drapehs

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cannedcream wrote...

Morning ya'll. Thought I'd pop back in for another 20 minutes are so before the ol' laptop goes crazy and explodes again. I just can't keep away from you people. Guess I'm just a glutton for punishment.

So what's the good word?


How bout goodbye?

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Collider wrote...

correct.

Ah, good.
I thought about killing off Ash and leaving Kaiden alive. Perhaps in my next game.

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RiptideX1090

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Azint wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Azint wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Prolonged exposure to flooding may result in asphyxiation by research assistant. Further, louder, research into Quarian religious pantheon and expletive vernacular viable.

wtf


I assume that registers at least an 8.

Wishful thinking, Rip.


Yeah.

Something that got you to go "WTF" definately registers a 9, at the least.

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RedTracer7

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cannedcream wrote...

So what's the good word?


CANNEDCREAM!!!!!!!




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Azint

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RiptideX1090 wrote...

Yeah.

Something that got you to go "WTF" definately registers a 9, at the least.

I've only ever gone "wtf" once and truly meant it.

It was a sick, sick joke. Image IPB

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Okay, since last few days I've been 'working' with Buddha, shamelessly trying to persuade him into writing later something STALKER-ish. In the meantime I was able to made list of the characters for that eventual story. So... tell me what do you think:

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Characters:

Constantine Shepardev (also known as 'Watcher') - veteran guide; knows very well various secrets of the Zone

Talia Zoravoh ('Pilgrim') - because of her gender, she almost always hides her face behind gasmask or a visor; wants to go to the Zone in search of her father (rather experienced stalker), who had gone missing; also wants to be a stalker; despite young age, technical genius

Garrik Vakarieniev ('Patience') - ex-military; unlike the rest, helped stalkers a lot with their bandit problems; finally got fed up, arranged communication breakdown and deserted; hunts both bandits and mutants; sympathizes with Dolg, gets occasionaly paid by them

'Wrex' (no data about real name) - former member of Dolg and Freedom; rather reclusive; known for his 'hard head' for any alcohol beverages, as well as his signature weapon - heavily modified Protecta Bulldog; has a domesticated pseudodog named Urz

Kaidan 'Nice' Alenkovich - technician working in Rostok; smart guy, knows how to practically apply discoveries made by science teams; well-mannered, too

Ashley Williams - former member of UN expedition; now works as a military stalker

Docent Liara T'Soni - works as an assistant for Professor Sakharov in Yantar

'Legionnaire' (no data about real name) - former member of the Monolith; regained his 'old self' after the destruction of C-Consciouness; now wanders through the Zone without any goal

'Khan' (as above) - lone mercenary assassin; has a strict moral creed about choosing contracts

Rael Zorahov - father of Talia and quite experienced stalker; tried to reach the center of the Zone, died in a Monolith ambush

Lt. Samarova - big rarity in the zone: female member of the Duty; was subject of few rape attempts... until others have learned not to mess with her; possesses large hatred towards both bandits and mutants; mother of two daughters: one killed by mutants (hence her hatred), for second - see 'Morinth' entry

'Morinth' (no data about real name - word itself in one of the old dialects means literaly 'monster') - daughter of Lt. Samarova, mutated by the Zone; possesses Controler- and Burer-like abilities; complete outlaw

Kasumi 'The Elusive' (lack of information about last name) - female member of Freedom; acts as a scout and - much rarer - sniper; smart and agile, seems to be completely 'untouchable' by those trying to kill her (hence her nickname); possesses rather cheerful and optimistic personality

Raelyanna Zorahov (Raela in short) - Talia's sister, went to the Zone with her father; seems to have survived Monolith's ambush that killed her father, though her fate is unknown; rumors tell about new girl hanging around certain group of stalkers which seems to be made from former members of the Monolith...


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Also: free Cossack to everyone, who can point at least one Shout Out!

Modifié par FatherNestor, 22 juillet 2010 - 06:27 .


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Azint wrote...

I've only ever gone "wtf" and truly meant it.

It was a sick, sick joke. Image IPB

Oh? Do share.

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Lividity Jones wrote...

AlistareTenpenny wrote...


I didn't, i was out watching a movie int heaters with othe rpeople.. not home talking on the thread for a video game character, whilst simultaneously touching myself and crying. B)


I don't have a home.

Your arguement is invalid.


So you were touching yourself and crying in public, then?

Yeah, we've all been there.

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RiptideX1090

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Azint wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Yeah.

Something that got you to go "WTF" definately registers a 9, at the least.

I've only ever gone "wtf" and truly meant it.

It was a sick, sick joke. Image IPB


Damn. Guess that makes it a 10. Do I win a prize?

You know what? Making YOU sick? That's reward enough.

Oh, how fondly I shall remember this moment.

I actually feel as though I've accomplished something meaningful tonight.

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As daylight faded, however, our headlights illuminated the first of the wretched hovels huddled in the midst of that forsaken bog. Clearly unused to the sight of automobiles, the miserable denizens of the shacks crowded about. As I emerged from Miss William’s motorcar and held aloft my lantern, it was all I could do to avoid recoiling at the filthy primitives that comprised the peat-cutters. If the rustics of Greenmarsh had seemed somewhat anomalous in appearance, these bog-dwellers were in the grip of a degeneration altogether worse in its grotesque obviousness. Signs of their catastrophic isolation were clear in their receding chins and sloped, beetling brows and other less describable physical deformities.  Some seemed good-natured, if affrighted and bewildered by our arrival, while others stared with an idiotic vacancy that had an intensity bordering on the sinister. Bombarding us with questions in archaic Welsh and fragmentary English, they pushed close, but dispersed with startling suddenness for no apparent reason.

We had only moments to wonder at their panicked disappearance. Thudding hauntingly over the bogs came the cause: the pounding of those damnable drums. As our eyes adjusted to the gloom, an unwholesome reddish glow filtered through the underbrush in the direction of the uncanny noise, which as we listened was joined by the occasional accompaniment of blood-curdling shrieks and other more ineffable screams and shouts. Only careful coaxing could encourage the misshapen folk of the cutters’ settlement to approach once more, and even then they glared suspiciously at -- Urdnot, suggesting that they knew of and greatly feared the Cossacks lately of Greenmarsh. When questioned on the matter, what little of their tale that could be comprehended depicted a community under an even great terror than Greenmarsh. Since the Cossacks had occupied the jagged standing stones in the heart of the marsh, several women and children among the peat-cutters had gone missing, undoubtedly abducted by the new arrivals. The peat-cutters spoke in fear-struck whispers about the unholy tales surrounding the standing stones, which they said aped the hideous outlines of that monstrous obelisk known as the Citadel. So great was their fear, in fact, that they refused to guide us even one step closer to the standing stones, no matter what enticement was offered.

Unguided, then, except for that hatefully incessant drumming and malignant red glare we foraged ahead into those black arcades of horror.  Ugly, gnarled roots of loathsome thickness seemed to pluck at our wearying ankles with each step, and we slopped though foetid water that splashed with an unpleasantly thick liquesence.  Strangely, Miss Zorah seemed indefatiguable, despite her ominpresent cough, though her earlier conservation of her strength may have accounted for this.  She seemed infected with an almost feverish energy, at times pushing ahead near the front of our stumbling procession.  The Cossack seemed the most affected by the hardship, uttering low curses in his own guttural tongue at each misstep.  I believe that the possible complicity of his countrymen in such gruesome and blasphemous activities weighed heavily upon a mind already predisposed to wrathful brooding.  As we struggled onward, the drumming and the orgiastic shouts grew ever louder, taking on more unspeakable characteristics as they became clearer.  The demented cries resounded through the malformed trees, at times sounding like men, at other times like the braying of beasts, and still other times as though they were formed by no natural throat on this earth.  Rank and nameless odors gusted forth from the hidden frenzies ahead, calling to mind the warning in the Necronomicon concerning the formless evil of the hinted-at Old Ones:  "As a foulness shall ye know Them."  Supporting each other for the few final steps through this veritable mire of madness, we prepared to breach the final barrier of undergrowth between us and our goal.

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Lividity Jones

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cannedcream wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

AlistareTenpenny wrote...


I didn't, i was out watching a movie int heaters with othe rpeople.. not home talking on the thread for a video game character, whilst simultaneously touching myself and crying. B)


I don't have a home.

Your arguement is invalid.


So you were touching yourself and crying in public, then?

Yeah, we've all been there.


I know! That's what I said!

Still don't see what the big deal was...

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AlistareTenpenny

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SU37 wrote...

Collider wrote...

correct.

Ah, good.
I thought about killing off Ash and leaving Kaiden alive. Perhaps in my next game.


But... Ash has boobs :unsure:

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NuclearBuddha

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And that is all for tonight. Thank you all for your tolerance.

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RiptideX1090 wrote...

[Damn. Guess that makes it a 10. Do I win a prize?

You know what? Making YOU sick? That's reward enough.

Oh, how fondly I shall remember this moment.

I actually feel as though I've accomplished something meaningful tonight.

Jones, I have news for you.

I've found a surrogate Alistair.

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AlistareTenpenny wrote...

But... Ash has boobs :unsure:

Yes, but Tali's are better.
Iwinulose.

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cannedcream

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Azint wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Morning ya'll. Thought I'd pop back in for another 20 minutes are so before the ol' laptop goes crazy and explodes again. I just can't keep away from you people. Guess I'm just a glutton for punishment.

So what's the good word?

Where have you been?


Could ask the same of you, Azint ol' buddy, ol'pal.

Short version is my desktop has been messed up all to hell and Best Buy's had it for almost 2 weeks now with no sign of me getting it back anytime soon. Been using my laptop to get online, but the laptop freezes up after 20 minutes of use or so.