NCLanceman wrote...
NuclearBuddha wrote...
NCLanceman wrote...
*Beat*
Shepard: *holds arms out* Who loves ya, baby?
Liara: *punches him in the arm*
Shepard: Yeah, you're right. Not me.
Actually, if I were to add onto that...
Liara: I can't possibly see how this could get any worse.
Shepard: Well... come to think if it...
Liara: *flat* What?
Shepard: About you and me... I don't think it's gonna work out. Also, I'm sleeping with Tali.
Liara: *flat, too tired to feel feelings right now* Anything else, Shepard?
Shepard: I... no, that's about it.
Shepard: I thought you'd be more shocked...
Liara: Why would I? Remember those times when I proped your brain for those prothean visions when we were chasing Saren?
Shepard: Um, yeah. What's that got to do with it?
Liara: Everything. Even back then, you had a crush on Tali, I saw it clearly from your mind.
Shepard: Oh... err..
Tali: Really? What was he thinking about me?
Liara: ... I don't want to talk about it, it left permament scarring in my mind...
Tali: *glares at Shepard* You pervert bosh'tet, we're going to talk about this, in private
Garrus: You da man, Shepard! *cheers with thumbs up*
Modifié par Thelacan, 22 juillet 2010 - 05:20 .