258292 réponses à ce sujet

[NCLanceman]

mikethor007 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

NCLanceman wrote...
Liara: I can't possibly see how this could get any worse.
Shepard: Well... come to think if it...
Liara: *flat* What?
Shepard: About you and me... I don't think it's gonna work out. Also, I'm sleeping with Tali.
Liara: *flat, too tired to feel feelings right now* Anything else, Shepard?
Shepard: I... no, that's about it.

Perfect.

Wait until she wakes up the next day.

Illium, the next day

*Liara rolls over in bed, hitting the holographic alarm clock. After a while, she puts on her glasses and a robe, and stumbles into the kitchen, yawning and grumbling the whole way. She fiddles with the coffee maker, sets it to brew, then picks up the paper by her door.*

Liara: Hm. Platinum went up five points.

*She shuffles back to the coffee maker, which has brewed enough to make one up. From pure muscle memory, she makes her cup o' joe without looking at it, then takes a sip.

Liara: Mmmmm. The best part of waking up.

*She takes another sip, then freezes. Something has just dawned on her. In pure rage, she crushes the scalding hot coffee cup with her hand, screaming.*

Liara: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

Five kilometers away, Nos Astra Shopping Plaza

Shepard: I'll take two exoskeleton mods, some incindiary rounds, and... do you have the new digital scopes?
ERCS Saleswoman: Yes sir we do, just came in this morning.
Shepard: Excellent, I'll take three.
Voice from across town: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-
Shepard: *quickly collects purchases* Uh... I should go.


EDIT: Top of the page!

For those of you who can't picture it: Liara with glasses.

Modifié par NCLanceman, 22 juillet 2010 - 05:26 .

[Thelacan]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...
Shepard:  Knew I should've called it my "Prothean artifact."

Laughed a lot harder than I should have.

Would you laugh after she had it disected on a lab table?

[NuclearBuddha]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...
Shepard:  Knew I should've called it my "Prothean artifact."

Laughed a lot harder than I should have.

You going to screencap this or should I?

[NCLanceman]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Shepard:  I... uh... didn't think...
Liara:  Even if I couldn't read your mind, it would have been obvious anyway.
Shepard:  Why?
Liara:  "How do you like that drive core, huh, baby?" seemed a little out of place for pillow talk.
Shepard:  Knew I should've called it my "Prothean artifact."

[Thelacan]

Oh man, let's hope Liara fans won't freak out like Miri fans did...

I suggest we should change back to Tali, asap?

Edit:
Something like a repost, eh?

Someone With Mass wrote...
Alright.

The squad is stranded on a unpopulated planet for a month. It's a green planet with lots of plants and all that.

You can give it a shot if you want.

Maybe not the best, but I can barely think in this heat.

But let's see what I can think of...

Two figures huddled around a small fire, made in one of the clearings the dense forest sported here and there.
"We've been here almost for a month now," the other figure spoke, it's voice femine and slightly synthetical tone could be heard. "I can't believe the Normandy could be crippled so badly from a single, and keelah! A lucky shot like that!" it exclaimed, voice starting to rise above appropriate levels. "And why does he bring me down here to patrol some stupid jungle, when I could be up there, fixing the ship," it continued and gestured towards the bright and clear sky, spotting hundreads of thousands of different stars like they were looking back at the two companions.
"Hey, calm down," the other figure started to reassure its companion, its voice full of playfulness and vivid with femine undertones. "Shep knows what you can do, but it's not about that. The Normandy needs replacement parts, nothing we can just make up from the thin air. And you know this too," it continued and placed its hand on the other's shoulder.
"But I like to work with the engines," the first one protested tiredly.
"We all know that," the second one smirked. "And that's why you need a break from the ship." it continued and turned to throw another log into the fire they had put up.
"I know," the other admitted and hung its head low.
"Besides," the happier one whispered. "Think what could happen between you two when I'm not around," it suggested.
"Keelah! I.. I.. Just how did yo-, no. I don't understand what you are trying to say. I'm just an engineer, and he is a captain. Nothing more!" the taller one was startled and now babbled its words at its companion who giggled in response.

"Okay, what are you ladies scheming over here!" Shepard barked and caught the two women in surprise, both jumping up and screaming at him as he had sneaked behind them.
"Oh, you, you bosh'tet!" Tali snorted and glared at him angrily, as he was still laughing.
"Not funny, Shep!" Kasumi remarked at him, trying to keep her tone in level with her irritation. But soon, her demeanor softened and she started to giggle slowly, looking at Tali.
As Tali noticed this, she felt the heat on her cheecks and started to wring her hands together. "What's so funny?" She asked warily.
"Your... your visor is fogging up," Kasumi managed to breath out.
"Yes, I know that. And I hate it and I hate this stupid planet for being so humid," she snapped back. "So what makes it so funny?" She asked again, now frustrated by a bit.
Shepard and Kasumi shared a glance before bursting into another laughter.
"We... We humans have our own, historical and maybe cultural thing with... glass surfaces getting all foggy," Shepard replied through his laughter. "Maybe Kasumi will explain it to you when we get back to Normandy," he suggested as he managed to get control over his body.
"Or maybe I won't!" Kasumi quipped and vanished into a thin air with her cloak. As Shepard started to rub his neck at the awkward moment, Tali stepped closer to him, hands crossed before her.

"So... That explanation... I would like to have it now," she said sternly, knowing how her mask hid her wide grin.

Modifié par Thelacan, 22 juillet 2010 - 05:33 .

[Ormagodenator]

uh

I am confused with the Liara stuff.

what's going on?

[Wolf Warden]

I'm sorry but I just had to post this







I don't hate Liara like many do (she was my favorite LI until Tali) and I'm really glad to see Garrus, Tali, Shep and Liara all kicking ass.



...just like old times.



I know shes not coming with us on the Normandy as there are no more rooms...but I'm still really excited. Hopefully there will be some voice acting from more than just Liara - but I'm not holding my breath.

[Ormagodenator]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Ormagodenator wrote...

uh
I am confused with the Liara stuff.
what's going on?

Nothing. You are to ignore the last 4 pages.

done

[Someone With Mass]

NCLanceman wrote...

Illium, the next day

*Liara rolls over in bed, hitting the holographic alarm clock. After a while, she puts on her glasses and a robe, and stumbles into the kitchen, yawning and grumbling the whole way. She fiddles with the coffee maker, sets it to brew, then picks up the paper by her door.*

Liara: Hm. Platinum went up five points.

*She shuffles back to the coffee maker, which has brewed enough to make one up. From pure muscle memory, she makes her cup o' joe without looking at it, then takes a sip.

Liara: Mmmmm. The best part of waking up.

*She takes another sip, then freezes. Something has just dawned on her. In pure rage, she crushes the scalding hot coffee cup with her hand, screaming.*

Liara: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

Five kilometers away, Nos Astra Shopping Plaza

Shepard: I'll take two exoskeleton mods, some incindiary rounds, and... do you have the new digital scopes?
ERCS Saleswoman: Yes sir we do, just came in this morning.
Shepard: Excellent, I'll take three.
Voice from across town: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-
Shepard: *quickly collects purchases* Uh... I should go.

*Shepard looks around the trading floor*
Shepard: Tali! Tali!
*Tali is standing next to a kiosk, and turns around when she hear Shepard yelling*
Tali: Shepard, what's wrong?
Shepard: No time to explain, honey. We have to go.
*Shepard grabs her hand and starts to walk*
Tali: I was just going to buy new olfactory--
Shepard: Damnit, Tali, we have a new important mission. It's not here,so let's not waste any more time.
Tali: Fine. But I'll blame you when everything starts to smell like something rotten.
Shepard: Okay! I get it!
*Shepard throws a credit chit at the kiosk and grabs the filters*
Shepard: Now, let's get the hell out of here!

Modifié par Someone With Mass, 22 juillet 2010 - 05:37 .

[Wolf Warden]

And I only posted the picture b/c it had Tali in it...soooo back to Tali

[Thelacan]

Wolf Warden wrote...

I know shes not coming with us on the Normandy as there are no more rooms...

Oh, that can be easily arranged... 

[Ormagodenator]

Wolf Warden wrote...

I'm sorry but I just had to post this


.

all I can say is
NEW GUN! NEW GUN! NEW GUN!

[Someone With Mass]

Thelacan wrote...

Wolf Warden wrote...

I know shes not coming with us on the Normandy as there are no more rooms...

Oh, that can be easily arranged... 

She can take/share Miranda's office.

[Thelacan]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

[img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Dv_9LJXEzMSr0M:http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd64/Frieza87/StenNo.png[/img]

You don't want Tali to move up to the captain's quarters, leaving a place open in the engineering?

[Someone With Mass]

Ormagodenator wrote...

all I can say is
NEW GUN! NEW GUN! NEW GUN!

I just hope it'll be something I actually want to use.

[Thelacan]

Ormagodenator wrote...
all I can say is
NEW GUN! NEW GUN! NEW GUN!

Guns.

Now, back to Tali. Pretty please?

[Ormagodenator]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Ormagodenator wrote...

all I can say is
NEW GUN! NEW GUN! NEW GUN!

I just hope it'll be something I actually want to use.

hell at least it's a new pistol

[Ormagodenator]

Thelacan wrote...

Ormagodenator wrote...
all I can say is
NEW GUN! NEW GUN! NEW GUN!

Guns.

Now, back to Tali. Pretty please?

indeed

[Thelacan]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...
And have my ship explode? No. Besides. Tali doesn't work all day and there are no beds on the main engineering level <3

Hm, you raise a valid point.

Alright, Liara could sleep in a pod. Then hang around in the sickbay.

[Someone With Mass]

Thelacan wrote...

Ormagodenator wrote...
all I can say is
NEW GUN! NEW GUN! NEW GUN!

Guns.

Now, back to Tali. Pretty please?

You didn't say the magic word...