Wolf Warden wrote...
If we are really mean, we can make her share a room with Zaeed.
Wait, who are we being mean to here? Tali? It's probably going to be about twenty minutes before Liara realizes Shepard's off the market and Zaeed woos her with his stories and sheer force of manliness. Then, next thing you know...
Engineering Deck, Normandy SR-2*Tali's working in the crawlspace on Engineering, fixing a blown capacitor in one of those secondary systems EDI always routes overloads to. Just over her head is some muffled clanging. Master Engineer she is, she finishes the repair without incident and crawls back out of the crawlspace. Back in Main Engineering, the sounds take on more familar tones.*
Liara and Zaeed: *exertions and moaning*
*Tali walks back to her station, then picks up a 1/16th's wrench and a can of dextro-Tupari. After a minute, she rapidly taps the wrench on the console, then
begins directing. Just as she predicts, then they
really go at it. Near the end, she cracks open the Tupari and tosses the wrench aside.*
Tali: *mock cheers* You guys were good tonight.
Later...*Jack rolls over on her cot, pillow over her head. Once again, Zaeed and Liara are going at it. With half the effort, she too directs them, then rolls over again.*
A reference i've always wanted to use. Okay,
now i've got to go.