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[RiptideX1090]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Letting Tali drive the Kodiak.
She's a quarian, she definately knows how to pilot.
That would be awesome.

Would lead to interesting conversations.

Shepard: HOW THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THAT!? This shuttle shouldn't be able to do these kinds of manuveurs!

Garrus: I think I'm gonna be sick...

Shepard: I'm seeing colors that shouldn't exist...

Tali: Oh, quit your whining, we'll be there in ten more minutes.

Shepard: Please tell me you're joking...

Garrus: Can we pull over, I think I'm gonna be- *pukes into helmet*

Shepard: I think my pancreas just got wedged between my ribs...

Garrus: Are we there yet?

Tali: If you two don't shut up, we aren't going to Relay Burger for lunch!

*Garrus and Shepard both puke into their helmets*

Shepard: Please don't say "lunch"...

[RiptideX1090]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

What'd Drathan do to set people off?

It wasn't even him really...

I think Rip tempted him.

Not that way

Ohh well, sometimes I think people only post in here to get reactions

Like you?

[SpatFieya]

mikethor007 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Tali: You just have to-

Shepard: This is bull****!

I lol'd more than I should.

I lol'd so hard.

Reminds me of learning to drive my dad ol' F-150.

[Goat_Shepard]

RobotNixon wrote...
Shot fired, two casualties.

[cannedcream]

mikethor007 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Tali: You just have to-

Shepard: This is bull****!

I lol'd more than I should.

Wrong, sir! You have lol'd the exact right amount.

[mikethor007]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Letting Tali drive the Kodiak.
She's a quarian, she definately knows how to pilot.
That would be awesome.

Would lead to interesting conversations.

Shepard: HOW THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THAT!? This shuttle shouldn't be able to do these kinds of manuveurs!

Garrus: I think I'm gonna be sick...

Shepard: I'm seeing colors that shouldn't exist...

Tali: Oh, quit your whining, we'll be there in ten more minutes.

Shepard: Please tell me you're joking...

Garrus: Can we pull over, I think I'm gonna be- *pukes into helmet*

Shepard: I think my pancreas just got wedged between my ribs...

Garrus: Are we there yet?

Tali: If you two don't shut up, we aren't going to Relay Burger for lunch!

*Garrus and Shepard both puke into their helmets*

Shepard: Please don't say "lunch"...

[SpatFieya]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Shepard: Please don't say "lunch"...

I instantly thought of the floating space drive through from Space Balls.

Well done Rip. 

[Tairis Deamhan]

Okay, finally shoved this last chapter out the airlock. Now I'm going to go crash for some period of time.

Have a good night, Mancers!

Shameless self promotion: newest chapter of Razor's Edge - social.bioware.com/511958/blog/7298/

[mikethor007]

SpatFieya wrote...

mikethor007 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Tali: You just have to-

Shepard: This is bull****!

I lol'd more than I should.

I lol'd so hard.

Reminds me of learning to drive my dad ol' F-150.

I learned how to drive with a manual shift car. Still use them to this day.

Modifié par mikethor007, 24 juillet 2010 - 06:17 .

[NuclearBuddha]

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Tali: If you two don't shut up, we aren't going to Relay Burger for lunch!

Jack:  Why does it always have to be Relay Burger.  I want some f-ing Fishdog Food Shack.

Kasumi:  Or ramen!

[cannedcream]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Shepard: HOW THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THAT!? This shuttle shouldn't be able to do these kinds of manuveurs!

Garrus: I think I'm gonna be sick...

Shepard: I'm seeing colors that shouldn't exist...

Tali: Oh, quit your whining, we'll be there in ten more minutes.

Shepard: Please tell me you're joking...

Garrus: Can we pull over, I think I'm gonna be- *pukes into helmet*

Shepard: I think my pancreas just got wedged between my ribs...

Garrus: Are we there yet?

Tali: If you two don't shut up, we aren't going to Relay Burger for lunch!

*Garrus and Shepard both puke into their helmets*

Shepard: Please don't say "lunch"...

Relay Burger?! RELAY BURGER!
I'm gonna get the Omega 4 Meal cause it comes with a toy!

[Lividity Jones]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Tali: If you two don't shut up, we aren't going to Relay Burger for lunch!

Jack:  Why does it always have to be Relay Burger.  I want some f-ing Fishdog Food Shack.

Kasumi:  Or ramen!

Tali: When you pilot the shuttle, you can pick where we eat.

[SpatFieya]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Tali: If you two don't shut up, we aren't going to Relay Burger for lunch!

Jack:  Why does it always have to be Relay Burger.  I want some f-ing Fishdog Food Shack.

Kasumi:  Or ramen!

Grunt: Nothing beats smoked varren on a stick.

Zaeed: Ah, that brings me back...

Shepard & Garrus: 

Modifié par SpatFieya, 24 juillet 2010 - 06:18 .

[NuclearBuddha]

Lividity Jones wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Tali: If you two don't shut up, we aren't going to Relay Burger for lunch!

Jack:  Why does it always have to be Relay Burger.  I want some f-ing Fishdog Food Shack.

Kasumi:  Or ramen!

Tali: When you pilot the shuttle, you can pick where we eat.

Everyone: JACK IS NOT ALLOWED TO PILOT!

Jack:  Pussies.

[NuclearBuddha]

Haven't thrown this out there in a while.

[cannedcream]

Okay, going to cut tonight short because Internet Explorer is too much of a pain to use.



I should be back tomorrow when I download and install Firefox once more.



Till then, Keelah se'lai, cats and kitties. It's good to be back.

[Lividity Jones]

Repostan because, hey, **** you.


*Tali enters the Captain's Cabin, Shepard quickly shutting off the vid screen as he sits up from lounging on the bed.*

Shepard: Hey, beautiful.

*Tali turns to the vid screen, raising a brow under her visor.*

Tali: What were you watching?

Shepard: Nothing.

*Tali crosses her arms over her chest as she leans on her back foot.*

Shepard: I wasn't watching anything!

*Tali's omni-tool flares to life.*

Tali: Do I need to turn it back on?

*Shepard sighs before turning the screen back on, a catchy theme song playing.*

Singer: Fly far, Paus, pride of the Migrant Fleet... Dashing captain, courageous crew... Plucky young engineer, too...

Tali: Is this...?

Shepard: Yeah. A friend of mine used to get me pirated copies of the episodes when I lived on Mindoir. I watched them all the time.

*Tali joins Shepard on the bed, nestling in next to him as they lay together watching the opening theme.*

Tali: I haven't seen this in years... Why didn't you tell me you had it around?

Shepard: Well... I kind of thought it was a little... dorky.

Tali: Dorky? Shepard... I named by drone after Chiktikka. I think I have you beat on that one.

Shepard: Well... Chiktikka was always my favorite.

Modifié par Lividity Jones, 24 juillet 2010 - 06:24 .

[SpatFieya]

cannedcream wrote...

Relay Burger?! RELAY BURGER!
I'm gonna get the Omega 4 Meal cause it comes with a toy!

Shepard: Sweet! I got a Clint Eastwood the 8th action figure!

Garrus: Damn. All I got is a quarian marine action figure...

Tali: What's that suppose to mean, Garrus?

Garrus: Well, nothing just... uh... *cough* ...So what did you get Zaeed?

Zaeed: I don't want no damn toy, I'm a goddamn adult. My M8 is my toy.

Everyone: 

[RiptideX1090]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Tali: If you two don't shut up, we aren't going to Relay Burger for lunch!

Jack:  Why does it always have to be Relay Burger.  I want some f-ing Fishdog Food Shack.

Kasumi:  Or ramen!

Jacob: I vote Fishdog Food Shack. They got fried chicken.

Grunt: Okeer's imprints approve of this "fried chicken".

Samara: Fried foods are unhealthy, Grunt. Unbecoming of a warrior.

Mordin: Decreases life expectancy. High carbohydrate and fat intake also bad for figure. Would not want it going to my thighs. Or Miranda's.

Miranda: Mordin! Leave my thighs out of this!

Legion: If Tali'Zorah gets a happy meal, can we request sharing of the "toy"? Sharing excercises may be useful for building strong team cohesion. Auxilary motive: We want to play with "Tickle Me Krogan".

Jack: I'm surrounded by ******...

[NuclearBuddha]

It's funny that toys got mentioned.

[Lividity Jones]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

It's funny that toys got mentioned.

I'm going to regret this...

Why?

[NuclearBuddha]

???

[Lividity Jones]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

-RAELAOUTOF****INGNOWHEREsnip-

???

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