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#249151
solazz

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SpatFieya wrote...

How in Billy-damn-Jean did I double post? 

Anyhow, Robo Nixon, I've come to a startling realization. Since your first name is 'Richard' Nixon, and another word for 'Richard' is 'Dick'... then technically, you can also be called 'Robot Dick'.

I feel I have opened pandoras box. A box full of Richards. 

And after the box was empty of "Richards" all that remaind was...


Edit-top of the page again!


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Modifié par solazz, 24 juillet 2010 - 10:40 .


#249152
Someone With Mass

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Thundertactics wrote...

Yellow Visor Quarian, sneaking up on my Shepard, trying to take him away from Tali...
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Too bad that he's too busy giving the epic speech to give a s**t...

#249153
RobotNixon

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solazz wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

How in Billy-damn-Jean did I double post? 

Anyhow, Robo Nixon, I've come to a startling realization. Since your first name is 'Richard' Nixon, and another word for 'Richard' is 'Dick'... then technically, you can also be called 'Robot Dick'.

I feel I have opened pandoras box. A box full of Richards. 

And after the box was empty of "Richards" all that remaind was...


This train of thought should end.

Not for my sake, but for Lividity's sake.

#249154
SpatFieya

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Thundertactics wrote...

Yellow Visor Quarian, sneaking up on my Shepard, trying to take him away from Tali...
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Ever since word got out about Shep & Tali, Humans have been all the rage with them flotilla girls. 

Quarian babes: saving humanity, one man at a time. 

Modifié par SpatFieya, 24 juillet 2010 - 10:41 .


#249155
RobotNixon

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Someone With Mass wrote...

Too bad that he's too busy giving the epic speech to give a s**t...


You seem to be in a passive aggressive mood.

#249156
Lividity Jones

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RobotNixon wrote...

solazz wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

How in Billy-damn-Jean did I double post? 

Anyhow, Robo Nixon, I've come to a startling realization. Since your first name is 'Richard' Nixon, and another word for 'Richard' is 'Dick'... then technically, you can also be called 'Robot Dick'.

I feel I have opened pandoras box. A box full of Richards. 

And after the box was empty of "Richards" all that remaind was...


This train of thought should end.

Not for my sake, but for Lividity's sake.


Whu...?

#249157
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Speaking of Wesker, a bit off topic, but I don't understand why everyone hates Sheva :o

Dat Face and body... :wub:


....


After Tali, of course :whistle:

#249158
Troodon80

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F3ralCr wrote...

Troodon80 wrote...

It's like people want to see Tali die... what is it: Hate Tali day?

Actually, I used Tali as my tech on every one of my three playthroughs and every time I was cruious to see the outcome of not hitting that heat exchanger but could never bring myself to do it.

I also doubt I ever could :P


I know what you mean, I saw Tali in the Collector base... dead... at the last run for the ship... I cried for an hour:crying:, then re-loaded a saved game and changed the options...:unsure: it was deeply emotional... not sure why... but it was...

#249159
RobotNixon

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Lividity Jones wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

This train of thought should end.

Not for my sake, but for Lividity's sake.


Whu...?


Unless you want to continue talking about a box full of Richards. :whistle:

#249160
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RobotNixon wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Too bad that he's too busy giving the epic speech to give a s**t...


You seem to be in a passive aggressive mood.

That's not a mood. That's my lifestyle.

B**ch...

#249161
RobotNixon

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Someone With Mass wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Too bad that he's too busy giving the epic speech to give a s**t...


You seem to be in a passive aggressive mood.

That's not a mood. That's my lifestyle.

B**ch...


No wonder, you're Swedish.

Only the most Sadistic Vikings on the planet could have built a store such as IKEA.

Modifié par RobotNixon, 24 juillet 2010 - 10:43 .


#249162
SpatFieya

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RobotNixon wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

Nixon, check the edit of my previous double post.

It has startling news.


Oh go eat a bag of dicks Richards. :lol:

One does not simply eat a bag of Richards.

#249163
Lividity Jones

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Troodon80 wrote...

Tali in the Collector base


All I heard!


*Tali desperately runs through the vent, skidding to a halt before a sealed doorway.*

Tali: Shepard, the vent is sealed. I think their might be an terminal outside that can open the-

*The door opens with a sharp hiss. Tali smiles behind her visor, quickly picking up her pace.*

*Scene cuts to earlier aboard the Normandy. Shepard approaches Tali after everyone has exited the briefing room, hands sliding to her shoulders.*

Shepard: I'll be right there with you, Tali. Alright? I won't let anything happen to you.

*Tali lets her index finger trace along the contours of his lips, the equivalent of a quarian kiss.*

Tali: I know.

Modifié par Lividity Jones, 24 juillet 2010 - 10:42 .


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Kami102 wrote...

Speaking of Wesker, a bit off topic, but I don't understand why everyone hates Sheva :o

Dat Face and body... :wub:


....


After Tali, of course :whistle:


That's because the buddy AI has no self-initiative whatsoever. 

#249165
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Lividity Jones wrote...

*Shepard and Tali lay together entangled in the soft sheets of the Cabin's bed, savoring the rare moments that Tali is free of her suit. Shepard had commited her face to memory after their time together before the Omega 4 Relay, but it was entirely different to see it with his own eyes and to feel her breath on his skin as they laid together. Gripped by a sudden desire, Shepard leans forward and delivers a peck of a kiss on her nose. Tali giggles at the gesture.*

Tali: What was that for?

Shepard: I love your nose...

*Shepard leans forward again, planting another soft kiss on her cheek before moving down to her lips.*

Shepard: And your cheeks, and your lips..

*Shepard's lips drift past her chin and move further down her neck, whispering as he moves.*

Shepard: And you chin, and your neck...

*Shepard's kisses move lower and lower down the silken smooth flesh of Tali's body.*

Tali: Shepard...? What are y- Oh! Oooh... Keelah...

Suddenly, inspiration:

It's an hour before they hit the Omega 4 Relay, and there are still many preparations to be done, so Tali's decided she should put her suit back on.
Shepard: Mind if I help you with that?
Tali: Oh, ehh, no.
Shepard: Why not, you didn't mind me helping you take it off...
Tali: It's just, I'd rather not have you be the one to put me back in this... Prison...
Shepard: Oh, is that so? But I'll make it worth your while!
Tali: How?
Shepard: I'll kiss every part of your body before you cover it up...
Tali, noticeably blushing: Oh, uhm. Keelah.
Tali, suddenly slightly sultry: Did I ever tell you, you have the best ideas?
-And so it begins, Tali occasionally dropping a piece of her suit she'd just put on, so Shepard would have to perform his duty again.

:whistle:

#249166
Someone With Mass

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RobotNixon wrote...

No wonder, you're Swedish.

Only the most Sadistic Vikings on the planet could have built a store such as IKEA.


I do love those cheap ass tables I have to spend an hour with just to figure out where the legs are supposed to be.

Modifié par Someone With Mass, 24 juillet 2010 - 10:43 .


#249167
Kami102

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Someone With Mass wrote...

Kami102 wrote...

Speaking of Wesker, a bit off topic, but I don't understand why everyone hates Sheva :o

Dat Face and body... :wub:


....


After Tali, of course :whistle:


That's because the buddy AI has no self-initiative whatsoever. 


Bah!

Play as Sheva, and then Chris'll be the retarded ammo-**** :D

#249168
RobotNixon

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Someone With Mass wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

No wonder, you're Swedish.

Only the most Sadistic Vikings on the planet could have built a store such as IKEA.


I do love those cheap ass tables I have to spend an hour with just to figure out where the legs are supposed to be.


I'm no stranger to sarcasm. *whinces at the inevitable beserker wisecrack*

#249169
Lividity Jones

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Thundertactics wrote...

Suddenly, inspiration:

It's an hour before they hit the Omega 4 Relay, and there are still many preparations to be done, so Tali's decided she should put her suit back on.
Shepard: Mind if I help you with that?
Tali: Oh, ehh, no.
Shepard: Why not, you didn't mind me helping you take it off...
Tali: It's just, I'd rather not have you be the one to put me back in this... Prison...
Shepard: Oh, is that so? But I'll make it worth your while!
Tali: How?
Shepard: I'll kiss every part of your body before you cover it up...
Tali, noticeably blushing: Oh, uhm. Keelah.
Tali, suddenly slightly sultry: Did I ever tell you, you have the best ideas?
-And so it begins, Tali occasionally dropping a piece of her suit she'd just put on, so Shepard would have to perform his duty again.

:whistle:


This is now canon.

I demand it.

#249170
SpatFieya

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Thundertactics wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...
<EPIC SNIP>

Suddenly, inspiration:

It's an hour before they hit the Omega 4 Relay, and there are still many preparations to be done, so Tali's decided she should put her suit back on.
Shepard: Mind if I help you with that?
Tali: Oh, ehh, no.
Shepard: Why not, you didn't mind me helping you take it off...
Tali: It's just, I'd rather not have you be the one to put me back in this... Prison...
Shepard: Oh, is that so? But I'll make it worth your while!
Tali: How?
Shepard: I'll kiss every part of your body before you cover it up...
Tali, noticeably blushing: Oh, uhm. Keelah.
Tali, suddenly slightly sultry: Did I ever tell you, you have the best ideas?
-And so it begins, Tali occasionally dropping a piece of her suit she'd just put on, so Shepard would have to perform his duty again.

:whistle:

Tonight, is an epic night. 

#249171
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Lividity Jones wrote...

*Shepard and Tali lay together entangled in the soft sheets of the Cabin's bed, savoring the rare moments that Tali is free of her suit. Shepard had commited her face to memory after their time together before the Omega 4 Relay, but it was entirely different to see it with his own eyes and to feel her breath on his skin as they laid together. Gripped by a sudden desire, Shepard leans forward and delivers a peck of a kiss on her nose. Tali giggles at the gesture.*

Tali: What was that for?

Shepard: I love your nose...

*Shepard leans forward again, planting another soft kiss on her cheek before moving down to her lips.*

Shepard: And your cheeks, and your lips..

*Shepard's lips drift past her chin and move further down her neck, whispering as he moves.*

Shepard: And you chin, and your neck...

*Shepard's kisses move lower and lower down the silken smooth flesh of Tali's body.*

Tali: Shepard...? What are y- Oh! Oooh... Keelah...


Full of win B):wub:

#249172
F3ralCr

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Alright fellow Tali-Tards, crashing like the Normandy #1. This had better be well past 10k pages when I awake.

#249173
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Thundertactics wrote...

Suddenly, inspiration:

It's an hour before they hit the Omega 4 Relay, and there are still many preparations to be done, so Tali's decided she should put her suit back on.
Shepard: Mind if I help you with that?
Tali: Oh, ehh, no.
Shepard: Why not, you didn't mind me helping you take it off...
Tali: It's just, I'd rather not have you be the one to put me back in this... Prison...
Shepard: Oh, is that so? But I'll make it worth your while!
Tali: How?
Shepard: I'll kiss every part of your body before you cover it up...
Tali, noticeably blushing: Oh, uhm. Keelah.
Tali, suddenly slightly sultry: Did I ever tell you, you have the best ideas?
-And so it begins, Tali occasionally dropping a piece of her suit she'd just put on, so Shepard would have to perform his duty again.

:whistle:


Better be careful with that mask.Posted Image

#249174
RobotNixon

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F3ralCr wrote...

Alright fellow Tali-Tards, crashing like the Normandy #1. This had better be well past 10k pages when I awake.


Oh so long ago, back in thread 2.0, that was the name I thought of that could be used by our enemies.

I have only seen it on this message board once, and this is it.

May God have mercy on our souls.

#249175
RobotNixon

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I'm all sorts of disappointed right now.



Y'all fell asleep on meh!