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[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Dem toes... <3

*Cough* Shepard placed a soft kiss on the top of her foot, watching her two toes curl as she let out a faint moan. *Cough*

Toes like that? I bet they have a hell of a grip...

Thats... hmmm... interesting... the things you could do...

Interspecies romance is awesome. <3

Imagine how soft her soles must be, a giggle slipping from her lips as Shepard traces a finger along her foot...

...

Don't judge me.

[NCLanceman]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Toes like that? I bet they have a hell of a grip...

Thats... hmmm... interesting... the things you could do...

Interspecies romance is awesome. <3

That sounds like reason enough to repost this:

Wedding Reception, Bride and Grooms table

Samara: Oh, this takes me back.
Zaeed: My line, you blue tart.
Samara: *ignoring that* When I was a mercenary, I knew this handsome young quarian flight mechanic...
Shepard: *leans back in chair, head hanging over the side* Oh keelah...
Tali: *leans forward on table, facepalming* Sweet Jesus...
Samara: He was such a honest and vibrant soul. Rather charming, really. We never had anything long term, but I remember one night I sweet talked him to my quarters... *Samara pauses, staring out into her memory with one of her characteristic quiet smiles*
Shepard: *barely resisting the urge to make the hurry up handmotion* I assume you took him down gently?
Samara: Actually, it was he who showed me a thing or two. Oh, I made a few moves on him, left a couple of marks...
*Shepard loudly groans. Garrus just chuckles*
Samara: But then he said "Excuse me," and left my quarters. I thought I'd moved too fast for him and scared him off, but a minute later the artificial gravity in my quarters was off. Of course, he didn't tell me this first, so I was kind of suprised when I started floating in midair, trying to scramble to hold onto something. *contented sigh* I was in the middle of trying to correct myself with biotics when he re-entered the room, leaping gracefully as you please to catch my flailing form...
Tali: Oh please make this stop.
Samara: You wouldn't normally think about it, but quarian toe claws can grip quite well to ceiling plating.
*Everyone at the table freezes, Kasumi and Miranda choking on their drinks. Jack grins madly. Shepard and Tali slowly make eye contact.*
Samara: *reaches for a glass of water, then takes a sip* Something to think about for later, Tali.

[Thundertactics]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Thunder. I've got a tombstone with your name on it.
Top for emphasis.

I thought you didn't give a shit about anyone but Tali?
Or is it because of the "first playthrough" bit?

[Someone With Mass]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Dem toes... <3

*Cough* Shepard placed a soft kiss on the top of her foot, watching her two toes curl as she let out a faint moan. *Cough*

Toes like that? I bet they have a hell of a grip...

Thats... hmmm... interesting... the things you could do...

Interspecies romance is awesome. <3

All the new and exciting things you can experience. On both sides.

[Ormagodenator]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Dem toes... <3

*Cough* Shepard placed a soft kiss on the top of her foot, watching her two toes curl as she let out a faint moan. *Cough*

Toes like that? I bet they have a hell of a grip...

Thats... hmmm... interesting... the things you could do...

Interspecies romance is awesome. <3

Imagine how soft her soles must be, a giggle slipping from her lips as Shepard traces a finger along her foot...

...

Don't judge me.

there is no word in this that I don't like

[epoch_]

bwahaha, i didn't miss 10k.





I had my worries.

[Someone With Mass]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Imagine how soft her soles must be, a giggle slipping from her lips as Shepard traces a finger along her foot...

...

Don't judge me.

Oh, but I approve of the possible tickling of Tali's feet.

[Thundertactics]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

I read every post you piece of shit.

Ah, good for you.

[mikethor007]

NCLanceman wrote...

That sounds like reason enough to repost this:

Wedding Reception, Bride and Grooms table

Samara: Oh, this takes me back.
Zaeed: My line, you blue tart.
Samara: *ignoring that* When I was a mercenary, I knew this handsome young quarian flight mechanic...
Shepard: *leans back in chair, head hanging over the side* Oh keelah...
Tali: *leans forward on table, facepalming* Sweet Jesus...
Samara: He was such a honest and vibrant soul. Rather charming, really. We never had anything long term, but I remember one night I sweet talked him to my quarters... *Samara pauses, staring out into her memory with one of her characteristic quiet smiles*
Shepard: *barely resisting the urge to make the hurry up handmotion* I assume you took him down gently?
Samara: Actually, it was he who showed me a thing or two. Oh, I made a few moves on him, left a couple of marks...
*Shepard loudly groans. Garrus just chuckles*
Samara: But then he said "Excuse me," and left my quarters. I thought I'd moved too fast for him and scared him off, but a minute later the artificial gravity in my quarters was off. Of course, he didn't tell me this first, so I was kind of suprised when I started floating in midair, trying to scramble to hold onto something. *contented sigh* I was in the middle of trying to correct myself with biotics when he re-entered the room, leaping gracefully as you please to catch my flailing form...
Tali: Oh please make this stop.
Samara: You wouldn't normally think about it, but quarian toe claws can grip quite well to ceiling plating.
*Everyone at the table freezes, Kasumi and Miranda choking on their drinks. Jack grins madly. Shepard and Tali slowly make eye contact.*
Samara: *reaches for a glass of water, then takes a sip* Something to think about for later, Tali.

Oh, but I approve of this.

[epoch_]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Thundertactics wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Thunder. I've got a tombstone with your name on it.
Top for emphasis.

I thought you didn't give a shit about anyone but Tali?
Or is it because of the "first playthrough" bit?

I read every post you piece of shit.

[TTTX]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Thundertactics wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Thunder. I've got a tombstone with your name on it.
Top for emphasis.

I thought you didn't give a shit about anyone but Tali?
Or is it because of the "first playthrough" bit?

I read every post you piece of shit.

Rune he's not worth let it go.

[RiptideX1090]

Thundertactics wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Toes like that? I bet they have a hell of a grip...

Thats... hmmm... interesting... the things you could do...

Interspecies romance is awesome. <3

My mind just went somewhere horribl-y good.
Anything with Tali in it is good.

Hell yes.

It's fun learning about biology... and finding ways to ... ahem... interface quarian and human physiology and cultural practice.

[mikethor007]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Hell yes.

It's fun learning about biology... and finding ways to ... ahem... interface quarian and human physiology and cultural practice.

Damn. My mind is in the gutter now...

[RiptideX1090]

mikethor007 wrote...

NCLanceman wrote...

That sounds like reason enough to repost this:

Wedding Reception, Bride and Grooms table

Samara: Oh, this takes me back.
Zaeed: My line, you blue tart.
Samara: *ignoring that* When I was a mercenary, I knew this handsome young quarian flight mechanic...
Shepard: *leans back in chair, head hanging over the side* Oh keelah...
Tali: *leans forward on table, facepalming* Sweet Jesus...
Samara: He was such a honest and vibrant soul. Rather charming, really. We never had anything long term, but I remember one night I sweet talked him to my quarters... *Samara pauses, staring out into her memory with one of her characteristic quiet smiles*
Shepard: *barely resisting the urge to make the hurry up handmotion* I assume you took him down gently?
Samara: Actually, it was he who showed me a thing or two. Oh, I made a few moves on him, left a couple of marks...
*Shepard loudly groans. Garrus just chuckles*
Samara: But then he said "Excuse me," and left my quarters. I thought I'd moved too fast for him and scared him off, but a minute later the artificial gravity in my quarters was off. Of course, he didn't tell me this first, so I was kind of suprised when I started floating in midair, trying to scramble to hold onto something. *contented sigh* I was in the middle of trying to correct myself with biotics when he re-entered the room, leaping gracefully as you please to catch my flailing form...
Tali: Oh please make this stop.
Samara: You wouldn't normally think about it, but quarian toe claws can grip quite well to ceiling plating.
*Everyone at the table freezes, Kasumi and Miranda choking on their drinks. Jack grins madly. Shepard and Tali slowly make eye contact.*
Samara: *reaches for a glass of water, then takes a sip* Something to think about for later, Tali.

Oh, but I approve of this.

*Samara is floating off the floor of her room, quietly meditating, going over the sutras of The Code to herself. She hears a knock on the door. Getting up to check the sound, Samara finds Shepard, wearing little more than tattered rags, what she assumes were once clothes*

Shepard: Thank God... nobody else will listen... Samara... please... I need help.

Samara: Shepard? What is wrong? What has happened to your clothes?

Shepard: It's... please... can't breathe... just let me in... help...

*Footsteps are heard from down the hall*

Tali: SHEPARD!!!

*Samara raises an eyebrow as the quarian crew mate trudges down the hall, visibly upset.*

Tali: There you are! *Grabs him by the ankle and drags him away* Damn bosh'tet... can't even handle a little rough cuddling... you'd think being a Marine, he could go just a few days with me... It's not like I'm asking much... and the screaming... always with the screaming...

Shepard: Please... no more... it hurts...

*Samara has a quizzical look on her face, before smiling in a grandmotherly fashion.*

Samara: Tali'Zorah. A moment, please.

Tali: *Still holding Shepard's ankle* Yes Samara?

Samara: I am of the impression you and Shepard have... *looks down at Shepard's bruises and welts*... become intimate. I'm happy for both of you.

Tali: Um... thanks.

Samara: Also... I have some old commando leathers lying around, lots of belts and straps, should you ever wish to try new things.

Tali: Seriously?

Samara: *Gestures toward her outfit* I wasn't always a Justicar... you know. You think I wear high heels and a low cut suit for survivability? I'd also be willing to show you some... techniques... I learned over the years.

Tali: Thank you Samara! I'm sure Shepard would love that.

Shepard: *silently sobs*

*Tali drags Shepard away, leaving Samara alone.*

Samara: Shepard, you fool. *Smiles to herself* The last time I was with a quarian, I didn't leave the hospital for a month. Goddess give you strength. You'll need it.

[Thundertactics]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Hell yes.

It's fun learning about biology... and finding ways to ... ahem... interface quarian and human physiology and cultural practice.

I'm sure quarians would find our multitude of digits very... *cough ...interesting as well.

[epoch_]

Has Liz done VA work for anything besides Mass Effect?

[RiptideX1090]

mikethor007 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Hell yes.

It's fun learning about biology... and finding ways to ... ahem... interface quarian and human physiology and cultural practice.

Damn. My mind is in the gutter now...

Welcome to my world.

[RiptideX1090]

Thundertactics wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Hell yes.

It's fun learning about biology... and finding ways to ... ahem... interface quarian and human physiology and cultural practice.

I'm sure quarians would find our multitude of digits very... *cough ...interesting as well.

What you did there? I see it.

And I approve.

Ten digits means you can do quite a bit of stimulating...

[Someone With Mass]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Hell yes.

It's fun learning about biology... and finding ways to ... ahem... interface quarian and human physiology and cultural practice.

Tali: And did you know that if you put pressure on that point on the foot, it'll send a signal to the brain which tells it to send out a special hormone called...
Shepard:*voicer-over* She's so damn cute when she does that.

Modifié par Someone With Mass, 24 juillet 2010 - 07:50 .

[RiptideX1090]

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Hell yes.

It's fun learning about biology... and finding ways to ... ahem... interface quarian and human physiology and cultural practice.

Tali: And did you know that if you put pressure on that point on the foot, it'll send a signal to the brain  and tell it to send out a special hormone called...
Shepard:*voicer-over* She's so damn cute when she does that.

Tali?

Talking about hormones?

This can only end in awesome. <3

[Thundertactics]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Tali?

Talking about hormones?

This can only end in awesome. <3

Not just awesome, it's a learning experience.
They should hire Tali for the quarian version of those "The more you know" ads.

[TTTX]

epoch_ wrote...

Has Liz done VA work for anything besides Mass Effect?

her's a link to imdb about Liz.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2245907/