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[Gaius Octavian]

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to
continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this
end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply
pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and
splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately.
The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are
tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have
hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the
intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food
world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or
pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be
a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra
strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its
environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the
strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as
well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A
Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 07840-1503 U.S.A., along with a
3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a
free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I
have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of
hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one.


Edit - I did not write this, I just find it hilarious.

Modifié par Gaius Octavian, 06 avril 2010 - 07:17 .

[Arkagiel]

This is probably one of the best things I've read in a long time.

[taine]

You are insane. And brilliant.

[TrueWindoze]

It truly is the work of the gods. I will now participate in such activities when I encounter an M&M packet.

[Gaius Octavian]

M&Ms are tough little buggers.

[Artisian]

Gaius Octavian wrote...

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to
continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this
end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply
pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and
splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately.
The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are
tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have
hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the
intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food
world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or
pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be
a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra
strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its
environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the
strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as
well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A
Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 07840-1503 U.S.A., along with a
3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a
free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I
have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of
hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one.

Are you ****ing kidding me? You took this straight off of 4chan, stop passing it off as your own.

You ****ing ****got.

[Gaius Octavian]

Artisian wrote...

Gaius Octavian wrote...

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to
continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this
end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply
pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and
splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately.
The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are
tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have
hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the
intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food
world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or
pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be
a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra
strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its
environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the
strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as
well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A
Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 07840-1503 U.S.A., along with a
3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a
free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I
have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of
hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one.

Are you ****ing kidding me? You took this straight off of 4chan, stop passing it off as your own.

You ****ing ****got.

Never claimed it was my own, also, rules 1 and 2, dipsh*t.

Edit - You mad bro? I pity the newf@g :[

Modifié par Gaius Octavian, 06 avril 2010 - 06:28 .

[Artisian]

Gaius Octavian wrote...

Artisian wrote...

Gaius Octavian wrote...

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to
continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this
end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply
pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and
splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately.
The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are
tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have
hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the
intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food
world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or
pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be
a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra
strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its
environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the
strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as
well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A
Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 07840-1503 U.S.A., along with a
3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a
free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I
have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of
hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one.

Are you ****ing kidding me? You took this straight off of 4chan, stop passing it off as your own.

You ****ing ****got.

Never claimed it was my own, also, rules 1 and 2, dipsh*t.

Edit - I pity the newf@g :[

Rules 1 and 2 only apply to raids, besides, less than 40 people will read what i said.

You were HOPING no one would know where its from. Also, i'm not the one taking content and trying to pass it off as my own, because i'm not a desperate, lonely **** who wants attention.

[Gaius Octavian]

Go cry emo kid, you're the one e-raging, please oh enlightened one, show me where I ever claimed it was my own. Oh wait, I didn't. Are you going to make more of a fool of yourself? And rules 1 and 2 don't only apply to raids, ******. A fat bastard like yourself probably needs raids to see a female naked though. E-rage more please, I find it humorous.

[Artisian]

Gaius Octavian wrote...

Go cry emo kid, you're the one e-raging, please oh enlightened one, show me where I ever claimed it was my own. Oh wait, I didn't. Are you going to make more of a fool of yourself? And rules 1 and 2 don't only apply to raids, ******. A fat bastard like yourself probably needs raids to see a female naked though. E-rage more please, I find it humorous.

Did you give credit to the writer?

No, then you are look for attention and taking credit for things you didn't do.

[TrueWindoze]

Artisian wrote...

Gaius Octavian wrote...

Artisian wrote...

Gaius Octavian wrote...

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to
continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this
end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply
pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and
splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately.
The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are
tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have
hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the
intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food
world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or
pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be
a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra
strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its
environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the
strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as
well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A
Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 07840-1503 U.S.A., along with a
3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a
free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I
have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of
hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one.

Are you ****ing kidding me? You took this straight off of 4chan, stop passing it off as your own.

You ****ing ****got.

Never claimed it was my own, also, rules 1 and 2, dipsh*t.

Edit - I pity the newf@g :[

Rules 1 and 2 only apply to raids, besides, less than 40 people will read what i said.

You were HOPING no one would know where its from. Also, i'm not the one taking content and trying to pass it off as my own, because i'm not a desperate, lonely **** who wants attention.

Somones needs to calm their bug.

Who Carez who first wrote it, it's not like it's some copyrighted story lol.

Sir, you need to calm yourself.

Please and thank you.

[Gaius Octavian]

Have you ever considered that there is no author to give credit too? Are you stupid or just ignorant?

"Oh credits to anon LULZ"

or are you unaware as to the definition of anonymous?

Edit - It appears someone else agrees you need to stop e-raging.

Modifié par Gaius Octavian, 06 avril 2010 - 06:35 .

[TrueWindoze]

I HAZ M&MS NOM NOM

[Artisian]

Gaius Octavian wrote...

Have you ever considered that there is no author to give credit too? Are you stupid or just ignorant?

"Oh credits to anon LULZ"

or are you unaware as to the definition of anonymous?

You just don't get it do you.

You took something someone else wrote, and passed it off as your own. You didn't even say "I didn't write this"

I don't blame you though, i can see how dimwitted you are just by your posts.

[Gaius Octavian]

Peanut M&M's or regular?

[Gaius Octavian]

Artisian wrote...

Gaius Octavian wrote...

Have you ever considered that there is no author to give credit too? Are you stupid or just ignorant?

"Oh credits to anon LULZ"

or are you unaware as to the definition of anonymous?

You just don't get it do you.

You took something someone else wrote, and passed it off as your own. You didn't even say "I didn't write this"

I don't blame you though, i can see how dimwitted you are just by your posts.

You really are stupid, I never claimed it was my own. Are you ****ing blind? I've said this 4 times. I've gotten 4 messages from people lawling at how ignorant you are. I'd take off before you look more and more like a degenerate social outcast who e-rages on forums cuz he thinks he is cool for browsing a certain website. Good day sir.

[Artisian]

Gaius Octavian wrote...

Artisian wrote...

Gaius Octavian wrote...

Have you ever considered that there is no author to give credit too? Are you stupid or just ignorant?

"Oh credits to anon LULZ"

or are you unaware as to the definition of anonymous?

You just don't get it do you.

You took something someone else wrote, and passed it off as your own. You didn't even say "I didn't write this"

I don't blame you though, i can see how dimwitted you are just by your posts.

You really are stupid, I never claimed it was my own. Are you ****ing blind? I've said this 4 times. I've gotten 4 messages from people lawling at how ignorant you are. I'd take off before you look more and more like a degenerate social outcast who e-rages on forums cuz he thinks he is cool for browsing a certain website. Good day sir.

And there you go again, assuming random bull**** about me. Grow up kid.

You never claimed it was your own, but you didn't say it wasn't yours either and i know exactly why, so you could just say "OH BUT I DIDNT SAY I WROTE IT LULZ" just incase someone found out.

[Gaius Octavian]

Riighht. You really need to take your anger pills kid, maybe set up an appointment with your therapist to discuss why posts on forums get you ever so angry, because that kind of e-rage isn't what NORMAL human beings get over a FORUM POST. And you're the one assuming. I never claimed it as my own, and had someone asked I would have gladly pointed the to the encyclopediadramatica page, now stop crying like a woman, take your midol, and go see your therapist. I'm going to take a shower, I'll talk to you later cutie.

[Artisian]

Gaius Octavian wrote...

Riighht. You really need to take your anger pills kid, maybe set up an appointment with your therapist to discuss why posts on forums get you ever so angry, because that kind of e-rage isn't what NORMAL human beings get over a FORUM POST. And you're the one assuming. I never claimed it as my own, and had someone asked I would have gladly pointed the to the encyclopediadramatica page, now stop crying like a woman, take your midol, and go see your therapist. I'm going to take a shower, I'll talk to you later cutie.

Wow you really think you're something special don't you? Everything you say is ****ing cringe worthy, get over yourself.

I'm not raging, i'm just pointing out that you tried to pass something off as your own and i mearly let it be known that it wasn't yours.

You seem to bemore pissed that.

Modifié par Artisian, 06 avril 2010 - 06:49 .

[Artisian]

Anyway, my work is done. Ill be off now, glad to have ruined your night Gaius.

Modifié par Artisian, 06 avril 2010 - 06:53 .

[Gaius Octavian]

Apparently I can't even go shower without you feeling the need to yet again, make assumptions. Once again I will repeat it for you below average IQ to understand. I. have. never. claimed. this. was. my. own.

You're the one who raged over this, I can post around 5 messages I got from people mocking you if it would make you shut up and go play with your dolls like the whiny little girl you are.

Modifié par Gaius Octavian, 06 avril 2010 - 07:00 .

[Levi28001]

I like M&Ms. Not so fond of the odd ones like you...





Yup.

[Artisian]

Gaius Octavian wrote...

Apparently I can't even go shower without you feeling the need to yet again, make assumptions. Once again I will repeat it for you below average IQ to understand. I. have. never. claimed. this. was. my. own.

You're the one who raged over this, I can post around 5 messages I got from people mocking you if it would make you shut up and go play with your dolls like the whiny little girl you are.

I don't give a **** about other peoples messages, pointing that out only proves you can't even argue by yourself without assistance.

Lets agree on this. What you posted isn't yours. You never claimed it was yours, however you didn't say "I didn't write this" either.

Why? because you wanted praise for something you're too lazy or just too stupid to do.

End of story, i'm done with you.

Modifié par Artisian, 06 avril 2010 - 06:57 .

[Gaius Octavian]

Artisian wrote...

Gaius Octavian wrote...

Apparently I can't even go shower without you feeling the need to yet again, make assumptions. Once again I will repeat it for you below average IQ to understand. I. have. never. claimed. this. was. my. own.

You're the one who raged over this, I can post around 5 messages I got from people mocking you if it would make you shut up and go play with your dolls like the whiny little girl you are.

I don't give a **** about other peoples messages, pointing that out only proves you can't even argue by yourself without assistance.

Lets agree on this. What you posted isn't yours. You never claimed it was yours, however you didn't say "I didn't write this" either.

Why? because you wanted praise for something you're too lazy or just too stupid to do.

End of story, i'm done with you.

Or perhaps I found it redundant to say "Lulz credit to some anonymous person", cuz that would totally help everyone to find out who exactly wrote it, correct? And actually, other peoples messages just proves that I appear to have the support in this disagreement, and according to majority rules, that makes me correct. Shall we continue our witty banter?

Modifié par Gaius Octavian, 06 avril 2010 - 07:00 .

[Levi28001]

Gaius Octavian wrote...

Artisian wrote...

Gaius Octavian wrote...

Apparently I can't even go shower without you feeling the need to yet again, make assumptions. Once again I will repeat it for you below average IQ to understand. I. have. never. claimed. this. was. my. own.

You're the one who raged over this, I can post around 5 messages I got from people mocking you if it would make you shut up and go play with your dolls like the whiny little girl you are.

I don't give a **** about other peoples messages, pointing that out only proves you can't even argue by yourself without assistance.

Lets agree on this. What you posted isn't yours. You never claimed it was yours, however you didn't say "I didn't write this" either.

Why? because you wanted praise for something you're too lazy or just too stupid to do.

End of story, i'm done with you.

Or perhaps I found it redundant to say "Lulz credit to some anonymous person", cuz that would totally help everyone to find out who exactly wrote it, correct? And actually, other peoples messages would just prove that I appear to have the support in this disagreement, and according to majority rules, that makes me correct. Shall we continue our witty banter?

What color of M&M is the most powerful?