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So who had scale itch?


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The Uncanny

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Mondo47 wrote...

46 Crew - One Cup :D


Yow! :o

"I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite video on the extranet... dammit, it's been removed!"

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Severyx

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This is one disturbing thread. Really. Entertaining, but disturbing.

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Dorian_Gray

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Everyone seems to be overlooking the most likely culprit: Engineer Kenneth Donnelly. Think about it ;).

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The Uncanny wrote...

Mondo47 wrote...

46 Crew - One Cup :D


Yow! :o

"I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite video on the extranet... dammit, it's been removed!"


Joker's probably got a copy... ;)

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Zulu_DFA

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It was another Mordin's joke. technically it was the "F*ck off" answer lik Tali's "engine" and Garrus's "calibrations".

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You're all wrong.

Conrad slept with a varren out of loneliness and then Kelly slept with Conrad out of sympathy.

Voila. Scale itch a la mode.

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Mondo47 wrote...

Joker's probably got a copy... ;)


Lulz. :D

Oh yeah. We know his viewing habits. But, with his condition I keep asking myself - but what if it breaks off? :blink:

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7th_Phoenix

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This debate again? O_o



This has to be good... :D

#35
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The Uncanny wrote...

Mondo47 wrote...

Joker's probably got a copy... ;)


Lulz. :D

Oh yeah. We know his viewing habits. But, with his condition I keep asking myself - but what if it breaks off? :blink:


Now, really. Brittle BONES. Not brittle boner.

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Got to be Kelly. She's the only one "open minded" enough to bring it on board.

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Obviously Tali unzipped her suit.

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The Uncanny

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LiquidGrape wrote...

The Uncanny wrote...

Oh yeah. We know his viewing habits. But, with his condition I keep asking myself - but what if it breaks off? :blink:


Now, really. Brittle BONES. Not brittle boner.


Bwaahahahahahaha! :D

Crack, it's very dramatic!

I still can't help but feel he'd be better off going for some asari action. He's not risking injury by... uh... getting his eternity embraced.

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Okay now I'm confused. Are we talking about scale itch or dirty Joker stuff?

I like to be with the program, people. Throw me a bone. And don't make a joke out of that.

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The Uncanny wrote...
I still can't help but feel he'd be better off going for some asari action. He's not risking injury by... uh... getting his eternity embraced.


Hahaha! Yeah, that's been my favourite euphemism for a while now.
Haven't had the opportunity to use it though...I'd love to see the reactions.
- And it does sound pretty cool just saying it.

"Hey, how about you and me go upstairs and embrace eternity?"

Hell, it'd work on me.

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Oh lord this conversation just went somewhere grizzly.

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LiquidGrape

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danitiwa wrote...

Oh lord this conversation just went somewhere grizzly.


What, you saying it wasn't pretty risque to begin with?

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DVACDK wrote...

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But I don't think he's the kind that would joke about a STD spreading around the ship. Or would he... Image IPB


When he wants you to stop asking him for sex advice.

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blueL wrote...

Kelly. Definitely Kelly.


/nod

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The Uncanny wrote...

Mondo47 wrote...

Joker's probably got a copy... ;)


Lulz. :D

Oh yeah. We know his viewing habits. But, with his condition I keep asking myself - but what if it breaks off? :blink:

Despite what slang terms imply, human penises do not have a bone in them.

We're one of the few mammals that don't, in fact.

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Loki330 wrote...

I don't remember getting the dialogue until after Jack was added to the cast of misfits, myself. Could just be Bioware screwing with us though-could be some random Nameless NPC Crewmember


Now that I think about it, I think I got that dialogue right after Jack was brought aboard as well.

Implications unpleasant......

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Aedan_Cousland wrote...

Loki330 wrote...

I don't remember getting the dialogue until after Jack was added to the cast of misfits, myself. Could just be Bioware screwing with us though-could be some random Nameless NPC Crewmember


Now that I think about it, I think I got that dialogue right after Jack was brought aboard as well.

Implications unpleasant......


Whoa, back up. Last time I got it I'd just recruited Garrus. I assume he got a little lonely while he was popping mercs in the head, thought he'd pop... no... bridge too far... feel a bit sick now :sick:

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I went to Tuchanka while Grunt was hitting krogan puberty, and there are many varren on Tuchanka.

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It was Zaeed, he's a badass mercenary, Varren and other men are the people he spends all his time with, he was in a dificult position so he chose the Varren

Modifié par Rocket Weazle, 06 avril 2010 - 11:09 .