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[Cenwyn]

Because I can't locate the original thread and I have an incident that merits the category, I am starting volume #2. For those of us obsessed fans( I am an obsessed one) or just fans of DragonAge I am sure there are many more witty and hilarious remarks to be had. 



1. When you just placed an order for your new personal laptop with your employee discount and you specifically upgraded it to run games particularly DAO for PC because the Xbox is getting hogged by other people in your house. Then your husband asks if he can play his new game on your new laptop when it comes out for the PC after seing the specs on said computer.  (true story that happened the day before)
 
2. As long as there are DA fans who enjoy having a laugh with and at each other this thread will never end................

Modifié par Cenwyn, 06 avril 2010 - 07:44 .

[Mr_Raider]

... you start looking at the weeds in your backyard and wonder what you can cook up with them.

[ShadowPlay 14]

Mr_Raider wrote...

... you start looking at the weeds in your backyard and wonder what you can cook up with them.

[T3HB3N]

you realise that your mother looks like Wynne.

[UpiH]

Mr_Raider wrote...

... you start looking at the weeds in your backyard and wonder what you can cook up with them.

Might be a little stretch , but in my language, Deathroot would be this one: http://en.wikipedia....wiki/Sweet_Flag

Elfroot would be "Velhojuuri", Elfbark was the substance Fizz used in Robin Hobb's books.

http://en.wikipedia...._the_Elderlings

There's a plethora of usable herbs, even weeds, if you're into it. Happy cooking!

[Johnson45]

... you restart your new human noble several times due to problems with cheek bones.

[Majspuffen]

When you try to push tab to highlight something you want to find.

Modifié par Majspuffen, 08 avril 2010 - 05:44 .

[UpiH]

Majspuffen wrote...

When you try to push tab to highlight something you want to find.

...or hit F9 instead of F5 to refresh a webpage.

[Anakha6]

You refer to your to do list as your quests.
You consider this: http://www.ehow.com/...dification.html
You try to do magic.
You try to become aware of when you are dreaming because it might make you a mage.

[CaveTown]

You jump into a lake to swim for the mages tower so you can dedicate your life to the mages and be guarded by the templars.




http://social.bioware.com/brc/360838 



http://social.bioware.com/brc/123964 

[TBastian]

You know, being banned for spamming wouldn't help your chances of getting more tokens either. I'm sure there's already a thread somewhere where you can post those links.

Modifié par TBastian, 08 avril 2010 - 06:28 .

[d3c0yBoY]

When you reply to a Dragon Age thread whom last post was about 5 months old but you reallly have something to say about about how terrible the First Enchanter's spell selection is, amazingly making the Fade sequence to save the Arl's child really difficult and then realizing you just did a run on sentence stating that fact. I should have the templars destroy the Circle because of him on my next play through. Doesn't hurt that I'm posting this at 2am. Now if you could please excuse me, I have to delete my lvl 18 warrior and reroll him because I don't like his hair <_<

Modifié par d3c0yBoY, 08 avril 2010 - 06:28 .

[Carmen_Willow]

You reach for your daggers when someone cuts you off in traffic, yelling "Die, b*****, die!" or "Maker's Breath."

[flixerflax]

"Maker's Breath!" has definitely crept into my internal cursing repertoire

[Lintanis]

And Andraste's Ass lol

[Lowenhart]

When character creation starts taking 30-60min speaking out of exsperience *sniff*

[Astronathar]

Carmen_Willow wrote...

You reach for your daggers when someone cuts you off in traffic, yelling "Die, b*****, die!" or "Maker's Breath."

I applaud you DA addicts. Just curious if that would raise an eyebrow or two?

[Lintanis]

Definatly with you on the character creation soo hard to get the right cheeks lol

[Amainville]

You've played DA:O too much when you say, "Ho ho Herren!" whenever something interests you. I know from experience, sadly...

[Kurt M.]

Anakha6 wrote...

You consider this: http://www.ehow.com/...dification.html

OH! GOD! ARG!

...is basically what I thought when I saw that.

[Cenwyn]

Lowenhart wrote...

When character creation starts taking 30-60min speaking out of exsperience *sniff*

"Smacks forehead with hand" Oh so guilty of that, I will spend 15 minutes alone going between the hair, tattoo and makeup coloring just to find the right combination.

"Andraste's holy knickers" comes flying out of your mouth in certain frustrating or crisis situations.

[Cenwyn]

Astronathar wrote...

Carmen_Willow wrote...

You reach for your daggers when someone cuts you off in traffic, yelling "Die, b*****, die!" or "Maker's Breath."

I applaud you DA addicts. Just curious if that would raise an eyebrow or two?

Yes, definately raises eyebrows when you pop off in a public place with such phrases without thinking (the mall for instance). Or you are picking your husband up from work and he looks at you in strange way when you start cursing using all the Fereldan phrases you can think of at some driver who nearly broadsided you cause he was in a hurry.

Modifié par Cenwyn, 09 avril 2010 - 10:24 .

[TimeLordCat]

Performing a HDD upgrade that is lasting over days now. Going through a withdrawal not being able to get back to Denerim.

[GazzPandora]

When you all of a sudden think a tattoo across your face would look amazing lol

[bear_faced]

... When you start reading out your own dialog choices, because you're tired of not hearing the character you spent half an hour creating saying the lines, often resulting in people looking at you funny.