You know you've played to much DragonAge when....Volume 2
Débuté par
Cenwyn
, avril 06 2010 07:04
#51
Posté 23 avril 2010 - 03:06
Guilty of all of the above! But incase that isn't enough - I dream of battles and new strategies. I could really use some sleep however the Deep Roads await. . . . . .
#52
Posté 24 avril 2010 - 01:14
You are setting up your henna booth and then down the isle you hear what you think is a horde of Shrieks appearing. You look out and discover that it is just some other vendors cargo cart being very noisy while coming down the isle.
When last nights dream consist of human bodies possessed by darkspawn and morph into them just like in the Alien movies in underground caves. After killing them and then saving survivors the Templars and Aurors from Harry Potter show up saying they have to kill all maleficarum and darkspawn to ensured no contamination. (not sure how the Aurors ended up in it)
I think I need help............but oh the sweet, sweet song of the Dragon calls.....
When last nights dream consist of human bodies possessed by darkspawn and morph into them just like in the Alien movies in underground caves. After killing them and then saving survivors the Templars and Aurors from Harry Potter show up saying they have to kill all maleficarum and darkspawn to ensured no contamination. (not sure how the Aurors ended up in it)
I think I need help............but oh the sweet, sweet song of the Dragon calls.....
Modifié par Cenwyn, 24 avril 2010 - 01:20 .
#53
Posté 25 avril 2010 - 12:18
When you're playing Magic the Gathering and every time someone casts an enchantment card you have to fight the urge to say "Enchantment!"
When you start comparing good looking guys to Alistair (and they inevitably fall short)
When you say chantry instead of church.
When you quote Morrigan in theological debates.
When you start comparing good looking guys to Alistair (and they inevitably fall short)
When you say chantry instead of church.
When you quote Morrigan in theological debates.
#54
Posté 25 avril 2010 - 01:23
When you think about the correct response to get your approval rating up with him/her. (All because of my efforts to woo Morrigan ;D)
#55
Posté 25 avril 2010 - 03:34
When you're at work (and thinking about DA:O), you play Dragon Age YouTube videos on your computer so you can listen to bits of dialogue.
Sad but true.
Sad but true.
#56
Posté 25 avril 2010 - 10:50
you forget to eat for two straight days because people in Dragon Age never eat
#57
Posté 26 avril 2010 - 09:13
T3HB3N wrote...
you realise that your mother looks like Wynne.
Or that you look like Wynne!
#58
Posté 26 avril 2010 - 09:24
Astronathar wrote...
Carmen_Willow wrote...
You reach for your daggers when someone cuts you off in traffic, yelling "Die, b*****, die!" or "Maker's Breath."
I applaud you DA addicts. Just curious if that would raise an eyebrow or two?
Usually alone in the car (the reaching for daggers thing is hyperbole), but I have come out with "Maker's Breath" a time or two.
#59
Posté 26 avril 2010 - 09:26
When you wonder if "The Maker" is an homage to Herbert's DUNE.....
When you dream of strategy.
When you hurry with your shower in the morning so you can play an hour before you head to work.
When you kill Marjolaine and you shout loud enough to make your pets run for their lives.....
When you dream of strategy.
When you hurry with your shower in the morning so you can play an hour before you head to work.
When you kill Marjolaine and you shout loud enough to make your pets run for their lives.....
#60
Posté 27 avril 2010 - 01:00
You go to wal-mart and look for armor =D
#61
Posté 27 avril 2010 - 04:02
After specific battles in the Deep Roads when you can loot the darkspawn, you already know by heart what each body contains...
#62
Posté 27 avril 2010 - 07:12
When you purchase DA for the Mac Computer, Cause your husband is hogging the PS3. Then realize your graphics card is outdated and drop $300. on a new one. Then turn around and buy more ram so the game looks and runs 100%! And then try to juggle all your characters between both games! "Makers Breathe!"
#63
Posté 27 avril 2010 - 08:30
...all you can think of doing on the forums is trolling them... :OP
#64
Posté 27 avril 2010 - 09:40
Bloody cheek bones!
#65
Posté 28 avril 2010 - 05:08
after Alister ditches you, you go into the deep roads to die.
#66
Posté 28 avril 2010 - 07:47
You miss seeing Lilliana, as she IS the best thing that has happened to you... in years.
You start searching Garage sales for Garanimals, as you now wish to wear only completed sets of clothing.
You start matching up Parties based on dialogue possibilities rather than combat.
You run out of 'A' names for Wardens; start in with the 'B''s.
You start to time your Fade trips to best your own score.
You start searching Garage sales for Garanimals, as you now wish to wear only completed sets of clothing.
You start matching up Parties based on dialogue possibilities rather than combat.
You run out of 'A' names for Wardens; start in with the 'B''s.
You start to time your Fade trips to best your own score.
#67
Posté 28 avril 2010 - 08:52
You realize that your Dragon Age companions are more fun to be around than your actual friends.
You begin to say "Enchantment!" whenever something exciting happens.
You shout "For the Grey Wardens!" at sporting events.
You feel bad that you had to betray Alistair so you could marry Anora.
You think that Loghain would make an AWESOME father-in-law.
You wanted to cry when Calian, Duncan, and Riordan died.
You sometimes wish you could use blood magic on your professor to get an A.
You think that Justice is the coolest zombie ever.
When you want more info on something you mutter "Better go pay a visit to the Dark Wolf..."
When you start a Grey Warden group on Facebook for yourself and one friend and it grows to almost 300 members worldwide who regularly discuss the game.
You begin to say "Enchantment!" whenever something exciting happens.
You shout "For the Grey Wardens!" at sporting events.
You feel bad that you had to betray Alistair so you could marry Anora.
You think that Loghain would make an AWESOME father-in-law.
You wanted to cry when Calian, Duncan, and Riordan died.
You sometimes wish you could use blood magic on your professor to get an A.
You think that Justice is the coolest zombie ever.
When you want more info on something you mutter "Better go pay a visit to the Dark Wolf..."
When you start a Grey Warden group on Facebook for yourself and one friend and it grows to almost 300 members worldwide who regularly discuss the game.
Modifié par Bunge16, 28 avril 2010 - 09:06 .
#68
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 12:57
yelling ENCHANTMENT whenever you are excited.
#69
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 07:10
TheDayWarden wrote...
When you ask people if you can get them a ladder, so they can get off your back
This, I actually told that to my lecturer the other day, I got a weird look in return ;d
... When you call your friend Leliana despite her name being Sarah ;/
#70
Posté 03 mai 2010 - 08:03
Bunge16 wrote...
When you start a Grey Warden group on Facebook for yourself and one friend and it grows to almost 300 members worldwide who regularly discuss the game.
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Oh I am so on that! Will check out the Facebook group tonight when I am in my account.
Modifié par Cenwyn, 03 mai 2010 - 08:04 .
#71
Posté 03 mai 2010 - 10:08
You make the 1000000000000th thread about this topic.
#72
Posté 04 mai 2010 - 11:43
you say [Intimidate] before you try to bully someone
you say [Persuade] before you try to convince someone
you say [Persuade] before you try to convince someone
#73
Posté 05 mai 2010 - 04:04
...you encourage yourself by shouting "For Ferelden!!!" before you start chasing that creepy crawler in your bedroom but then you realise your winters grasp isn't working for some reason.
#74
Posté 05 mai 2010 - 04:33
When you make a spitting image charater of yourself as your avatar
#75
Posté 05 mai 2010 - 01:13
When you are the fire tender at a May Day festival. You look into the fire an realized there is a stick that looks exactly like Morrigan's staff but a shorter version. You then look around and expecting to see Templars and Morrigan having a brawl over apostates and philosophical ideas.





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