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[Azurken]

Stolen from Gamefaqs

1. What do you call a vorcha with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant.

2. What do you call a smart Krogan?
Dead.

3.A turian, krogan, and a drell walk into the bar, what does the human bartender say?
Get out!

4. A human orders a drink from a drell bartender. The bartender serves him a drink. The human says "its green.......... should go down smoothly." The drell smirks and says "that's what your mother said last night."

Modifié par Azurken, 06 avril 2010 - 08:08 .

[Calculatrice]

Azurken wrote...

Stolen from Gamefaqs

1. What do you call a vorcha with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant.

2. What do you call a smart Krogan?
Dead.

3.A turian, krogan, and a drell walk into the bar, what does the human bartender say?
Get out!

4. A human orders a drink from a drell bartender. The bartender serves him a drink. The human says "its green.......... should go down smoothly." The drell smirks and says "that's what your mother said last night."

Even alien racism is racism Damn terra firma...

[Siansonea]

I blame Charles Saracino.

[JRCHOharry]

How does a Vorcha get to work?



Haha, just kidding, Vorchas don't have jobs.

[Calculatrice]

*Tries to think of krogan "Quad" jokes...*

[Fat Headed Wolf]

Siansonea II wrote...

I blame Charles Saracino.

I blame that dang ole hippity hoppity music.....

In my day, Eden Prime was all orange groves as far as the eye could see......

[Calculatrice]

Fat Headed Wolf wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

I blame Charles Saracino.

I blame that dang ole hippity hoppity music.....

In my day, Eden Prime was all orange groves as far as the eye could see......

I blame Terra firma.

[Azurken]

What did one Krogan baby said to the other one?

Nothing! They were stillbirths.

[JRCHOharry]

A salarian walks into a bar, my bar. Repeatedly.



I found it hilarious but CSec prefers to call it "Grievious bodily harm", anyway, see you guys in 9 years.

[Jan Pogonowski]

Azurken wrote...

What did one Krogan baby said to the other one?
Nothing! They were stillbirths.

Shocking!

[Calculatrice]

Azurken wrote...

What did one Krogan baby said to the other one?
Nothing! They were stillbirths.

You just seriously offended all Krogan members of this forum.
What do you get when you cross a Vorcha, a Krogan and a Turian?
I don't know, but I sure don't want him moving in next to my house.

[LostInSanity]

Azurken wrote...

What did one Krogan baby said to the other one?
Nothing! They were stillbirths.

Wow, that is horrible... I love it!

[JRCHOharry]

How many Council Members does it take to change a lightbulb?



Don't be silly, the Council don't change anything!

[sonofalich]

Azurken wrote...

What did one Krogan baby said to the other one?
Nothing! They were stillbirths.

[Azurken]

JRCHOharry wrote...

How many Council Members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be silly, the Council don't change anything!

lol

[jlb524]

I find all these vorcha jokes OFFENSIVE!!!

[Dethateer]

Wait, how are these racist?

[Onyx Jaguar]

jlb524 wrote...

I find all these vorcha jokes OFFENSIVE!!!

[Calculatrice]

A Volus is walking, and he steps on a thumbtack. His suit is punctured and he DIES.

[Biserthebomb]

Azurken wrote...

What did one Krogan baby said to the other one?
Nothing! They were stillbirths.

Humans. Think your so damn funny.

Whats funnier than a bunch dead humans scattered across Tuchanka?

One dead human scattered across Tuchanka!

[Onyx Jaguar]

Cool story bro

[Steel Dancer]

jlb524 wrote...

I find all these vorcha jokes OFFENSIVE!!!

Then stop getting someone to read them to you!

[JRCHOharry]

Steel Dancer wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

I find all these vorcha jokes OFFENSIVE!!!

Then stop getting someone to read them to you!

EPIC WIN!

[Onyx Jaguar]

OH SHI