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[Dommm]

Azurken wrote...

What did one Krogan baby said to the other one?
Nothing! They were stillbirths.

Krogan smash you fools for mockery! Krogan are smarter than stupid Human!
Bagels. 

[Calculatrice]

Sadist King wrote...

Throw a doller between two jews, and what will happen? Deathmatch.

Let's not get into human racism here.

[The Uncanny]

How many asari does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They're all to busy screwing anything else!

[Dethateer]

Sadist King wrote...

Throw a doller between two jews, and what will happen? Deathmatch.

Now that was just mean.

Replace those with two volus and a credit chit and you've got the same joke without looking like a na.zi.

[FenixFire]

You humans are all racist!



/thread

[Biserthebomb]

Sadist King wrote...

Throw a doller between two jews, and what will happen? Deathmatch.

That joke isn't racist unless Jew is now a genetically transferred trait...

[Dethateer]

Calculatrice wrote...

Sadist King wrote...

Throw a doller between two jews, and what will happen? Deathmatch.

Let's not get into human racism here.

It's not racism it's dickishery, and what you are doing isn't called racism, it's called speciism. The other species in the galaxy aren't races of mankind (or each other).

[JRCHOharry]

I just found out that my girlfriend just cheated on me with this Drell. So i got a couple of mates to kidnap him, tie him up, and we forced him to watch Basic Instinct 2.



Perfect Memory is a b*tch! Check and mate

[Uglybandit]

What do you call a freighter full of Elcor that are destroyed by an asteroid?





A good start

[LostInSanity]

Sadist King wrote...

Throw a doller between two jews, and what will happen? Deathmatch.

And there goes the thread...
Aw well, it was good while it lasted.

[Onyx Jaguar]

Quick everyone edit that post!

[Calculatrice]

The Uncanny wrote...

How many asari does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They're all to busy screwing anything else!

BEST JOKE EVER Shiaraaaaaaaa

[Dethateer]

LostInSanity wrote...

Sadist King wrote...

Throw a credit chit between two volus, and what will happen? Deathmatch.

And there goes the thread...
Aw well, it was good while it lasted.

The man already said he's sorry. Twice.

Modifié par Dethateer, 06 avril 2010 - 08:47 .

[LiquidGrape]

The Uncanny wrote...

How many asari does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They're all to busy screwing anything else!

...
I'm coughing my lungs up laughing here, but there's also that nagging knowledge that you are pretty much right on the money.

[Dommm]

The Uncanny wrote...

How many asari does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They're all to busy screwing anything else!

What else can you 'screw' apart from light bulbs? 
I don't get it.
Although I would like an Asari to tighten my light bulb. (See, that made sense)

[MonkeySeeker]

Sadist King wrote...

Well, sorry if I offended anyone. I wasn't aware that this was restricted only to the Mass Effect universe.

Don't know why but this made me laugh more than the jokes in this thread.

So you just thought you'd throw in a REAL racist joke

Seriously I can't stop laughing. Not at the joke itself but that you actually posted a real one.

[LostInSanity]

Dethateer wrote...

LostInSanity wrote...

Sadist King wrote...

Throw a credit chit between two volus, and what will happen? Deathmatch.

And there goes the thread...
Aw well, it was good while it lasted.

The man already said he's sorry. Twice.

Didnt see there was a second page, my bad...
So sorry...

[Seanylegit]

Not gonna lie, I lol'd at the first 1.

[Daewan]

One Asari walks into a Human bar.... two Asari walk out.



How many Turians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two - one for reach, and one for .... flexibility.



How do you find a hidden Volus?

Drop your credit chit on the floor.



How do you find a hidden Asari?

Drop your pants on the floor.



How do you find a hidden Turian?

Drop a sniper rifle on the floor.



How do you find a hidden Human?

Drop a Fornax on the floor.



How do you find a hidden Vorcha?

Drop ANYTHING on the floor.



How do you find a hidden Krogan?

Nobody wants to find a hidden Krogan, just leave them where they are.



How do you find a hidden Salarian?

Pretend you're looking for a different hidden Salarian.



How do you find a hidden Drell?

I forget....



How do you find a hidden Elcor?

If you can hide an Elcor, please let me know how you did it.



How do you find a hidden Hanar?

Just look for the wet spot.



How do you find a hidden Batarian?

Just declare yourself a blight on galactic purity, he'll find you.

[Biserthebomb]

LostInSanity wrote...

Dethateer wrote...

LostInSanity wrote...

Sadist King wrote...

Throw a credit chit between two volus, and what will happen? Deathmatch.

And there goes the thread...
Aw well, it was good while it lasted.

The man already said he's sorry. Twice.

Didnt see there was a second page, my bad...
So sorry...

Apologize a second time or your still the a*shole

Modifié par Biserthebomb, 06 avril 2010 - 08:52 .

[LiquidGrape]

Why did the Quarian cross the road?

- Because his kind isn't wanted on our property.

[Flumburken]

What do you get when you cross an asari and a hanar?
A draenei.

Modifié par Flumburken, 06 avril 2010 - 08:54 .

[Dethateer]

Daewan wrote...

One Asari walks into a Human bar.... two Asari walk out.

How many Turians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two - one for reach, and one for .... flexibility.

How do you find a hidden Volus?
Drop your credit chit on the floor.

How do you find a hidden Asari?
Drop your pants on the floor.

How do you find a hidden Turian?
Drop a sniper rifle on the floor.

How do you find a hidden Human?
Drop a Fornax on the floor.

How do you find a hidden Vorcha?
Drop ANYTHING on the floor.

How do you find a hidden Krogan?
Nobody wants to find a hidden Krogan, just leave them where they are.

How do you find a hidden Salarian?
Pretend you're looking for a different hidden Salarian.

How do you find a hidden Drell?
I forget....

How do you find a hidden Elcor?
If you can hide an Elcor, please let me know how you did it.

How do you find a hidden Hanar?
Just look for the wet spot.

How do you find a hidden Batarian?
Just declare yourself a blight on galactic purity, he'll find you.

Lol.
Now we need a ninja elcor for a squaddie.