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[Onyx Jaguar]

Sadist King wrote...

I don't know any joke...

Much better.  Still have a couple others we need to cover up, call me Mr. Wolf

[JRCHOharry]

What do you call a dead hanar?



Lunch.

[MonkeySeeker]

Sadist King wrote...

Well, I'm not gonna defend myself for screwing up. I messed, so I messed up, so it's my fault.
MonkeySeeker, at least someone admits that they can enjoy some dark, cruel humor. But by all means, I don't support racism.

Haha, no I know as I said it wasn't the joke itself that made me laugh.

Modifié par MonkeySeeker, 06 avril 2010 - 08:55 .

[Dethateer]

JRCHOharry wrote...

What do you call a dead hanar?

Lunch.

^win. Dibs on the bioluminescent glands!

Modifié par Dethateer, 06 avril 2010 - 08:55 .

[Calculatrice]

Mr Mojo wrote...

The Uncanny wrote...

How many asari does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They're all to busy screwing anything else!

What else can you 'screw' apart from light bulbs? 
I don't get it.
Although I would like an Asari to tighten my light bulb. (See, that made sense)

You're kidding, right?

[Dethateer]

Mr Mojo wrote...

The Uncanny wrote...

How many asari does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They're all to busy screwing anything else!

What else can you 'screw' apart from light bulbs? 
I don't get it.
Although I would like an Asari to tighten my light bulb. (See, that made sense)

Fail at fake humor fail.

[LostInSanity]

Biserthebomb wrote...

LostInSanity wrote...

Dethateer wrote...

LostInSanity wrote...

Sadist King wrote...

Throw a credit chit between two volus, and what will happen? Deathmatch.

And there goes the thread...
Aw well, it was good while it lasted.

The man already said he's sorry. Twice.

Didnt see there was a second page, my bad...
So sorry...

Apologize a second time or your still the a*shole

Alright, I'm sorry again.
 Everyone happy now?

[Dasher10]

How do you give a Quarian AIDS?



Make it take a shower!

[Biserthebomb]

LostInSanity wrote...

Biserthebomb wrote...

LostInSanity wrote...

Dethateer wrote...

LostInSanity wrote...

Sadist King wrote...

Throw a credit chit between two volus, and what will happen? Deathmatch.

And there goes the thread...
Aw well, it was good while it lasted.

The man already said he's sorry. Twice.

Didnt see there was a second page, my bad...
So sorry...

Apologize a second time or your still the a*shole

Alright, I'm sorry again.
 Everyone happy now?

No because someone is always the a*shole....

Guess thats me now. Damn humans.

[Dethateer]

Krogan as*holes, always barging into our forums and making us apologize. Why, I've got half a mind to call... hmm... a rachni?

[LostInSanity]

Biserthebomb wrote...

LostInSanity wrote...

Biserthebomb wrote...

LostInSanity wrote...

Dethateer wrote...

LostInSanity wrote...

Sadist King wrote...

Throw a credit chit between two volus, and what will happen? Deathmatch.

And there goes the thread...
Aw well, it was good while it lasted.

The man already said he's sorry. Twice.

Didnt see there was a second page, my bad...
So sorry...

Apologize a second time or your still the a*shole

Alright, I'm sorry again.
 Everyone happy now?

No because someone is always the a*shole....

Guess thats me now. Damn humans.

True enough. Damn humans indeed.

[mordaza]

Azurken wrote...

4. A human orders a drink from a drell bartender. The bartender serves him a drink. The human says "its green.......... should go down smoothly." The drell smirks and says "that's what your mother said last night."

Haha, awesome!

[Siansonea]

What do you call a cross between a Reaper and a Collector?



A Flowbee.

[JRCHOharry]

whats the best way to p!ss off a Drell?



The game.

[Flumburken]

Why do Krogans have four balls?



They're living on a planet suffered by several nuclear warfares, of course there will be ramifications!

[Dasher10]

How do you kill a quarian and a drell at once?



Make them shower together!

[Calculatrice]

LostInSanity wrote...

Biserthebomb wrote...

LostInSanity wrote...

Biserthebomb wrote...

LostInSanity wrote...

Dethateer wrote...

LostInSanity wrote...

Sadist King wrote...

Throw a credit chit between two volus, and what will happen? Deathmatch.

And there goes the thread...
Aw well, it was good while it lasted.

The man already said he's sorry. Twice.

Didnt see there was a second page, my bad...
So sorry...

Apologize a second time or your still the a*shole

Alright, I'm sorry again.
 Everyone happy now?

No because someone is always the a*shole....

Guess thats me now. Damn humans.

True enough. Damn humans indeed.

Can't we all get along?

[Biserthebomb]

What are you, a damn hanar?

[Flumburken]

Why do salarians live shorter than humans?



Curiosity killed the salarian.

[Dasher10]

What's the best T-Shirt for a drell?



I went on vacation in Florida and all I got was this lousy shirt and Kepral's Syndrome!

[Calculatrice]

Biserthebomb wrote...

What are you, a damn hanar?

Enkindle this.

[Dethateer]

Dasher10 wrote...

How do you kill a quarian and a drell at once?

Make them shower together!

Wouldn't it be more effective to get the quarian a drell hooker?

[JRCHOharry]

Last year, I went to Caleston on a mountain climbing holiday. I had an accident, and fell 30ft. I broke both my legs and was bleeding heavily.

I managed to make it to a road, where I flagged down a rover which drove me to the nearest clinic.

I crawled into the waiting room, where two Elcor came rushing over to me.

"Shockingly: Oh my God, are you alright?" one of them shouted.

I said, "I'm absolutely fine, why do you ask?" before passing out.



After waking up in the same spot 6 hours later, I realised there's a time and a place for sarcasm.

[Flumburken]

Why is there no elcor in the Council?



Because the other council members would be jealous to their rates of accomplishments.