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[RenownedRyan]

Azurken wrote...

What did one Krogan baby said to the other one?
Nothing! They were stillbirths.

Being a Krogan myself, I found this extremely offensive.

[Biserthebomb]

The elcor paradox:



Human: "Get out of my way, I have things to do."



Elcor : "False Statement; I am moving as quickly as I can."



Human: "Your lying."





Is the elcor lying?

[RhedmondBarry]

What do you call an evolved Pyjack?









A Quarian.

[Calculatrice]

Biserthebomb wrote...

The elcor paradox:

Human: "Get out of my way, I have things to do."

Elcor : "False Statement; I am moving as quickly as I can."

Human: "Your lying."


Is the elcor lying?

That makes my brain hurt.

[mortons4ck]

JRCHOharry wrote...

whats the best way to p!ss off a Drell?

The game.

Yes.

Two vorcha walk into a bar. The first one says "Ow!" The second one should have known better.


What can a pound of dextro-protein paste do that a Quarian can't?

Feed a family of four.

Modifié par mortons4ck, 06 avril 2010 - 09:40 .

[Dethateer]

Smug observation: human inferiors, unable to register pheromone changes. That member of my species did not lie.

[LordMandalore]

What's the difference between a baby Krogan kicked by Commander Shepard, and a baby Krogan kicked by a Reaper?



About 3000 miles.

[mortons4ck]

What do you call a 1m X 2m utility closet?


A Quarian Mansion


edits:

What do you get when you run a Hanar through a peanut processing factory?



PB&J



What do you call a Quarian with a 2 credit chit?



Wealthy

Modifié par mortons4ck, 06 avril 2010 - 09:48 .

[ScorpSt]

How do you tell the difference between a Volus and a Quarian?



Check their bank account.

[Flumburken]

What do you call a krogan in a t-rex suit?



- What suit?

[mortons4ck]

A quarian, a vorcha, and a krogan are in a hovercar. Whose driving?







C-Sec.

[billywaffles]

What does an asari when she gets up?



Go back to home

[Flumburken]

How many C-Sec units are required to arrest a Krogan?



None, just place a trail of small fish toward the cell.

[Steel Dancer]

What do you call a Quarian with a credit chit?



A thief.

[mortons4ck]

Why does Kelly Chambers wear a button down jump suit?





Because Varren can hear a zipper from a mile away.

[Flumburken]

Why would a human male pair up with a female elcor?





Because they're much easier to understand.

[billywaffles]

Flumburken wrote...

Why would a human male pair up with a female elcor?


Because they're much easier to understand.

ROFL

[Vena_86]

There is quite some gold in this thread.

[PlasmaMachine]

What do the Turians call the Genophage?



A great start.

[Flumburken]

Why do krogans sometimes smash their fists together?

Because they want to check their hands aren't devolving when wearing their T-rex suits.

Modifié par Flumburken, 06 avril 2010 - 10:40 .

[WAC WUMBO]

Calculatrice wrote...

A Volus is walking, and he steps on a thumbtack. His suit is punctured and he DIES.

All you humans are the same. Your all racist bastards. That's why every other race hates you.

[Kenzie1100]

what do you call a salarian who lies still for more then 10 minutes?





dead

[RinpocheSchnozberry]

Biserthebomb wrote...

The elcor paradox:

Human: "Get out of my way, I have things to do."

Elcor : "False Statement; I am moving as quickly as I can."

Human: "Your lying."


Is the elcor lying?

/clap    Good show, sir.  Good show.

[Calculatrice]

WAC WUMBO wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

A Volus is walking, and he steps on a thumbtack. His suit is punctured and he DIES.

All you humans are the same. Your all racist bastards. That's why every other race hates you.

Listen, if you want a problem shot, ask a Turian. If you want a problem talked to death, ask an Asari. If you want another problem, ask a Salarian. But if you want a problem solved, ask a Human.

[ScorpSt]

Calculatrice wrote...

WAC WUMBO wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

A Volus is walking, and he steps on a thumbtack. His suit is punctured and he DIES.

All you humans are the same. Your all racist bastards. That's why every other race hates you.

Listen, if you want a problem shot, ask a Turian. If you want a problem talked to death, ask an Asari. If you want another problem, ask a Salarian. But if you want a problem solved, ask a Human.

If you want to profit from a problem, ask a Volus. If you want to know who caused the problem, it was the Quarian.