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[kyle-mac]

What do you call a planet with a thriving Volus mining colony on it's surface after Commander Shepard brings his ship into orbit above it for ten minutes?



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[vhatever]

Racist jokes?

They looked an awful lot more like dumb jokes.

[Churrlo]

What do you call a Quarian Hitchhiker?



STRANDED!

[Your Synthetic Superior]

Sadist King wrote...

Well, sorry if I offended anyone. I wasn't aware that this was restricted only to the Mass Effect universe.

How many organics does it take to chemically process 34.567 liters of Tummy Tingling Tuchanka Sauce in 120 degree celsius weather on a planet whose gravity is 1.2 standard Gs with a atmosphere composed of 10.12% nitrogen, 64.7% carbon, 22.333% oxygen and 2.847% hydrogen? 

[Masticetobbacco]

Your Synthetic Superior wrote...

Sadist King wrote...

Well, sorry if I offended anyone. I wasn't aware that this was restricted only to the Mass Effect universe.

How many organics does it take to chemically process 34.567 liters of Tummy Tingling Tuchanka Sauce in 120 degree celsius weather on a planet whose gravity is 1.2 standard Gs with a atmosphere composed of 10.12% nitrogen, 64.7% carbon, 22.333% oxygen and 2.847% hydrogen? 

wait I can do this...

Gravity: Fg = G (m1*m2)/(d^2)
G = (6.67*10^-11 Nm^2/kg^2) or 1.2? I dont get how the gravity measurement works

Heat Q=MCT
120 = 34.567©(t)
I need specific heat capacity of Tummy Tingling Tuchanka Sauce

ARGH screw this

[Calculatrice]

ScorpSt wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

WAC WUMBO wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

A Volus is walking, and he steps on a thumbtack. His suit is punctured and he DIES.

All you humans are the same. Your all racist bastards. That's why every other race hates you.

Listen, if you want a problem shot, ask a Turian. If you want a problem talked to death, ask an Asari. If you want another problem, ask a Salarian. But if you want a problem solved, ask a Human.

If you want to profit from a problem, ask a Volus. If you want to know who caused the problem, it was the Quarian.

And if you want a problem covered in jelly and bored to death, ask a Hanar.

[Azurken]

mortons4ck wrote...

A quarian, a vorcha, and a krogan are in a hovercar. Whose driving?



C-Sec.

LOL this one was funny... haha I can actually imagine that... there should be like a little mini comedy show in this game like in GTA4.. haha

[Kusy]

Azurken wrote...

What did one Krogan baby said to the other one?
Nothing! They were stillbirths.

This one pwned me.

[Canned Bullets]

Daewan wrote...
How do you find a hidden Turian?
Drop a sniper rifle on the floor.

That's offensive!

[NvVanity]

What do you do when your TV starts floating in the middle of the night and theres a single light above it?





Call C-sec Quarian is taking the TV.

[NvVanity]

gmartin40 wrote...

NvVanity wrote...

What do you do when your TV starts floating in the middle of the night and theres a single light above it?


Call C-sec Quarian is taking the TV.

That was originally a joke meant for Blacks. That is offensive, and I'm not even black.

But i'm not making fun of blacks now am I? And maybe I'm black?

[Dasher10]

One time there was a Vorcha scientist.





That's the joke.

[Joraizu]

Why did the Turian cross the road?


To Line Up A Shot

[3ssay]

Geth Joke:

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Modifié par 3ssay, 07 avril 2010 - 04:29 .

[DJ Vash 40]

How do you confuse Liara? Put her in a round room and tell her there is a brownie in the corner. How does she confuse you? No, she does not find the brownie and tell you that she found the brownie. Instead, she talks your ear off about the Protheans and other scientific stuff . . . seriously, who needs that crap?



-DJ Vash 40

[Stanley Woo]

Somewhat inappropriate.



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