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[Herr Uhl]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

 I have a console version, so I don't get the courtesy of numbers. But isn't it 100 points from neutral to maximum approval?

Nah, you have to expect mortal enemies, I think you'd need 200 bones for Howe if noble for example.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Herr Uhl wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

 I have a console version, so I don't get the courtesy of numbers. But isn't it 100 points from neutral to maximum approval?

Nah, you have to expect mortal enemies, I think you'd need 200 bones for Howe if noble for example.

Hmmm good point. 200 bones then.

[Atomic Space Vixen]

As common as tattoos are, not one of them is of Calvin peeing on a wagon maker's logo.

[Atomic Space Vixen]

Oh! Learned this one on my third time joining the Wardens...



If you suspect your fellow recruits are going to die, strip them of their armour and weapons to sell later. They won't mind, and you will be too busy finding the whole situation ridiculous and funny to be too shaken up by any horror that may befall them.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Dragon ****** is tasty.

[Atomic Space Vixen]

You've just spend a long day travelling, questing, and fighting. Finally you've made it back to camp and can rest. Instead of letting you eat or sleep first, this is the perfect time for your companions to accost you with questions and concerns.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Let's see...what have I learned?



Pirate chicks are insatiable pansexuals that will teach you their secrets by giving you and your closest friends a good time.



Trees, ghosts, and golems bleed guts and gore all over you when you kill them.



It's not gay if it's with an elf.



Stabbing unarmed defenseless people in broad daylight in front of many witnesses has no consequences. And sometimes, scores cool points with your friends.



No body in the world can even wipe their asses without your intervention and diplomatic skills.



Elf and dwarf trannys are HAWT.



Dalish elves decended originally from the cast of Deliverance.



You can find awesome stuff in piles of feces.



You can walk into people's houses and take all their stuff right in front of them, and they will neither notice nor care.

[KnightofPhoenix]

People in cities like to stand still and do nothing.

Giving someone a taste of your family's mace is a good way to settle political disputes.

95% of elven males are ugly. 95% of elven females are pretty.

You can dress like a Templar and mages won't be scared of you.

Morrigan gets cold in camp, but not in the frostback mountains.

[Godak]

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!



...Or, ya know, drink their blood. Whatever.

[BeautyoftheBeast]

It's impossible for Grey Wardens to have babies, but not because of the Taint. It probably has to do with the fact that having sex means you're still wearing your underwear.

Remember kids, if you want to practice safe sex, always wear your Banana hammock!

[cmessaz]

C'mon people! This thread was great! Don't stop!

[Walina]

Atomic Space Vixen wrote...

I learned a lot from Mass Effect 2, but the learning didn't stop there. There are many lessons that Dragon Age has to give as well.

Perhaps the greatest gift bestowed upon Grey Wardens is the ability to find an amazingly similar patch of land to set up camp outside of every town in Ferelden.

No matter how cold it looks, it's not that cold. Don't be such a wimp. You don't see Morrigan asking for a coat, do you?

Naked giant in a cage? I want him for my team! Because he's big or something!

That assassin who tried to murder me? Yes, I want him on my team too! There's no chance he'll try to kill me in my sleep, because if you can't trust an assassin, who can you trust?

Ms. Warden: I really like you, and think you're cute.
Leliana: I like you too, sexy Warden.
They kiss. Fade to black. :kissing:
Two hours later...
Leliana: That was fantastic!
Ms. Warden: Yeah! I love you, Leliana.
Leliana: I love you too. Now I'd like to talk to you about the Maker... :innocent:
Ms. Warden: 


Who needs vets when you have dog biscuits?

Magic is dangerous, but the Chantry doesn't have to be such a jerk about it.

Speaking of jerks, Alistair doesn't want to be king! Stop insisting on it just because you think he'd be less likely to become a murderous tyrant than any of the other choices!

I don't know if I should laugh, but get a grip this is just a game and it wad designed this way.

Also the person who said : grey warden are wros than u.s army then you didn't read the news papers, years ago. U.S army recruited for their Irak war some prisoners (from the usa), this has been discovered because they were multiple case of rapes during the war in Irak, so please be quiet

Modifié par Walina, 11 avril 2010 - 07:13 .

[Tirigon]

Whereever you are, a bunch of enemies is waiting for you, AND they are set up in sort of a blockade, even in their camps, where you´d expect them to get drunk, have fun or whatever.





Also, enemies like to watch you shoot their mates, who will then run to you to be slaughtered so you can lure the next one.

[Tirigon]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

95% of elven males are ugly. 95% of elven females are pretty.

Coming from you, I´ll translate in what you meant:

100% of males are no competition for me. 100% of females are hot and I wanna bed em.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Some more:



You can have sex with pathetic, whiny, fugly teenage elf boys right in front of your signifgant other, and they won't care. Or, you score cool points for doing so.



Mages have magical, gravity defying boobs.



Everyone is bisexual with the right conversation options.



Bows do not need to be strung to fire.



Melee weapons can be magically mounted to float on your back without sheath or harness or straps, making them easier to whip out when needed.



Cats come in three varieties: Purple glowy eyed demons, mysterious Zen Masters with the powers of resurrection, and secret armies of doom.



Men can walk around in purple dresses and buckets on their head, and still be feared and dreaded by men who can flatten a village with a wave of the hand.



Duncan's beard is deserving o it's own DLC. Hell, it's own expansion.

[cmessaz]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Some more:

You can have sex with pathetic, whiny, fugly teenage elf boys right in front of your signifgant other, and they won't care. Or, you score cool points for doing so.

Mages have magical, gravity defying boobs.

Everyone is bisexual with the right conversation options.

Bows do not need to be strung to fire.

Melee weapons can be magically mounted to float on your back without sheath or harness or straps, making them easier to whip out when needed.

Cats come in three varieties: Purple glowy eyed demons, mysterious Zen Masters with the powers of resurrection, and secret armies of doom.

Men can walk around in purple dresses and buckets on their head, and still be feared and dreaded by men who can flatten a village with a wave of the hand.

Duncan's beard is deserving o it's own DLC. Hell, it's own expansion.

LMAO You are talking about Wynne's magical bosum?

About the floating weapon thing: this is why I have the hip hold mod.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Not Just Wynne. Morrigan, and Velanna, both have impressive, biology and gravity defying racks. It's a mage thing, I swear. So long as there is magic, who needs silicone?

[Godak]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Not Just Wynne. Morrigan, and Velanna, both have impressive, biology and gravity defying racks. It's a mage thing, I swear. So long as there is magic, who needs silicone?

Well, if you got it, flaunt it!

...And if you don't got it, enchant it.

Modifié par Godak, 11 avril 2010 - 07:48 .

[cmessaz]

This is way too funny. I'm not creative enough for this forum, but those who are, please keep it up!

[Reaverwind]

Elite opponents have the ability to complete negate your strategy by teleporting your entire party to their location before the battle starts.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Godak wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Not Just Wynne. Morrigan, and Velanna, both have impressive, biology and gravity defying racks. It's a mage thing, I swear. So long as there is magic, who needs silicone?

Well, if you got it. flaunt it!

...And if you don't got it, enchant it.

So that's why Sandal is so happy.....

[cmessaz]

Sadly, all I've learnt recently is not to use mana clash or throw fire bombs.

[Godak]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Godak wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Not Just Wynne. Morrigan, and Velanna, both have impressive, biology and gravity defying racks. It's a mage thing, I swear. So long as there is magic, who needs silicone?

Well, if you got it. flaunt it!

...And if you don't got it, enchant it.

So that's why Sandal is so happy.....

The whole "lyrium addled" bit is just a farce.

[7th_Phoenix]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Dragon ****** is tasty.

Haha! That it is. 

[Tirigon]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Not Just Wynne. Morrigan, and Velanna, both have impressive, biology and gravity defying racks. It's a mage thing, I swear. So long as there is magic, who needs silicone?

weell, erm, NO?!


No joke now, the breasts of the human female model are UGLY AS HELL without mods.........:sick::sick: