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[Slukers]

1. I learned that I really want to find a surviving Griffon somewhere before the end of the series... they sound awesome!



2. Bisexual elves = love



3. If someone ever tries to kill you, forgive them, because obviously they will become your best friend and give you great stories later!

[cmessaz]

And good, other things.

[Sarah1281]

SecilyL wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...


The Arl of denerim's room is right next to his dungeon....wtf?

Oghren makes a joke about this to Nathaniel in Awakening...

Who says he's joking? Knowing Howe...

[Special_Agent_Goodwrench]

1. Blonde privates who look like Barbie, will steal your mail. I swear she burned all my letters from Leliana...

2. This one is obvious. If you hear Tim Curry, brace yourself for an epic F U from fate.

3. Chantry secretly approves of naughtiness. I'm looking at you Leliana.

4. You can't be a woman.

5. There is only one underwear factory in Thedas.

6. Even if you're ugly as sin, everyone wants you.

7. Teagan is the official reigning Bann Sexy of Ferelden.

[Sarah1281]

4. You can't be a woman.

  My PCs managed that quite well...

[cmessaz]

Sarah1281 wrote...

4. You can't be a woman.

  My PCs managed that quite well...

Sten doesn't think so.

[cmessaz]

double post

Modifié par cmessaz, 12 avril 2010 - 03:19 .

[Sarah1281]

cmessaz wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

4. You can't be a woman.

  My PCs managed that quite well...

Sten doesn't think so.

Did he ever figure that one out?

[cmessaz]

Not sure....

[KnightofPhoenix]

Ser Pounce-a-lot is the god of all Cats and he should become Ferelden's new national symbol.

Adding to that, the sacred ashes can heal because Ser Pounce-a-lot shat on them.

The dwarven assembly apparently doesn't like dictators, but still do not mind using violence in the assembly to settle debates.

Religious tolerance? No one understands the concept in Thedas.

The darkspawn just want a sane mommy.

Adding to that, broodmothers develop tentacles as an evolutionary necessity, so she can hug multiple kids.

[sami jo]

Female mages are remarkably sticky, because otherwise their robes would fall off.

Male mages have no nipples, but the exact same set of robes will grow to cover more than their underwear.

It is possible to stab an ogre in the eye with the top of a hammer and the top of an axe.

Zevran is smart enough to warn you about the possibility of flaming darkspawn, but not smart enough to not join the darkspawn in becoming enflamed.

[cmessaz]

I HATE that lol! I don't even do the flame thing anymore. For ferelden! Ouch my a** is on fire!!!!

[Merilsell]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Ser Pounce-a-lot is the god of all Cats and he should become Ferelden's new national symbol.
Adding to that, the sacred ashes can heal because Ser Pounce-a-lot shat on them.

Brillant.

Licking lamposts in winter can cost you half of your tongue in the process.

[cmessaz]

And make the girls swoon!

[sylvanaerie]

Godak wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Not Just Wynne. Morrigan, and Velanna, both have impressive, biology and gravity defying racks. It's a mage thing, I swear. So long as there is magic, who needs silicone?

Well, if you got it, flaunt it!

...And if you don't got it, enchant it.

that explains why Sandal gets all excited and jumps up and down when you bring up enchantments...odd lil perv...

[Sarah1281]

Zevran is smart enough to warn you about the possibility of flaming darkspawn, but not smart enough to not join the darkspawn in becoming enflamed.

He seems like the type to be okay with trying anything once.

[sami jo]

cmessaz wrote...

I HATE that lol! I don't even do the flame thing anymore. For ferelden! Ouch my a** is on fire!!!!

They do the same thing with AOE spells.  They all run in to get their behinds enflamed/frozen/zapped unless I tell them to stay put like a bunch of puppies.  It happened so many times that I had the entire conversation playing out in my head:

Companion: You set me on fire!
Me: No, I set the enemy on fire.  You chose to run through that big flaming wall trying to play hero. 
Companion: But now I'm all singed.  Fix the boo-boo!
Me: *sigh* One of these days I am just going to let all of you become BBQ with the darkspawn.

[LadyDamodred]

White is *the* most practical color for underwear and never, ever gets dirty.



You can cart bodies through the capital and dump them in a chantry well that apparently runs to the ocean without anyone noticing or caring.



Armor is magical and will disappear and reappear based on your need for a disguise.



Bear traps can be hidden in stone floors.

[Merilsell]

The same armor fits everyone,no matter if it is a Dwarf, elf ...or Sten. They have all magically one-seize.



When a story contains no griffons -- it's a bad story.

[cmessaz]

sami jo wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

I HATE that lol! I don't even do the flame thing anymore. For ferelden! Ouch my a** is on fire!!!!

They do the same thing with AOE spells.  They all run in to get their behinds enflamed/frozen/zapped unless I tell them to stay put like a bunch of puppies.  It happened so many times that I had the entire conversation playing out in my head:

Companion: You set me on fire!
Me: No, I set the enemy on fire.  You chose to run through that big flaming wall trying to play hero. 
Companion: But now I'm all singed.  Fix the boo-boo!
Me: *sigh* One of these days I am just going to let all of you become BBQ with the darkspawn.

LMAO! I know, right?! Get the spell shaping mod. I always find myself apologising to my computer screen. Oh sh** Alistair, I'm sorry for freezing you!  Here let me heal you to make up for it.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Merilsell wrote...
When a story contains no griffons -- it's a bad story.

But the mere mention of griffons makes a story decent.

[nranola]

Donning the arms of a fallen king does not arouse suspicion. Especially if you're a Grey Warden.

There is not a single flat-chested woman in all of Thedas. Maker be praised!

Modifié par nranola, 12 avril 2010 - 03:56 .

[sami jo]

Nookie does not involve the removal of those ubiquitous undies unless you use a mod; in which case, dead people are awfully happy to see you.

Edit: And no one will comment if you run through the countryside in your undies (or less). 

Modifié par sami jo, 12 avril 2010 - 03:54 .

[sami jo]

LadyDamodred wrote...

White is *the* most practical color for underwear and never, ever gets dirty.

You can cart bodies through the capital and dump them in a chantry well that apparently runs to the ocean without anyone noticing or caring.

Armor is magical and will disappear and reappear based on your need for a disguise.

Bear traps can be hidden in stone floors.

Bodies and armor also take up exactly as much space as a potion and fit neatly in your invisible backpack that weighs nothing.

[cmessaz]

sami jo wrote...

Nookie does not involve the removal of those ubiquitous undies unless you use a mod; in which case, dead people are awfully happy to see you.

Edit: And no one will comment if you run through the countryside in your undies (or less). 

Hey I hate that too!!!! I wish there was a way to put underwear on Cailen. And the prisoner at Ostagar....