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[Sarah1281]

Mabari who have imprinted on you are apparently less loyal than Antivan assassins hired to kill you, Orlesian bards, morality-challenged manipulative witches, men planning to invade your country if they ever get bored with Tevinter, drunken dwarves who has been known to mistake you for other people, and golems that's only with you for lack of anything better to do.

[sami jo]

cmessaz wrote...

sami jo wrote...

Nookie does not involve the removal of those ubiquitous undies unless you use a mod; in which case, dead people are awfully happy to see you.

Edit: And no one will comment if you run through the countryside in your undies (or less). 

Hey I hate that too!!!! I wish there was a way to put underwear on Cailen. And the prisoner at Ostagar....

I change the...state...of the bodies in NB so that random dead people aren't quite so happy about their fates, but I've forgotten a few times and, well, let's just say that the escape from Ft. Drakon can be even more amusing.

[Special_Agent_Goodwrench]

Sadly, the cake is still a lie.

Cookies however, are the path towards enlightenment.

[Sarah1281]

Stealing cookies from children is for their own good.

[cmessaz]

sami jo wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

sami jo wrote...

Nookie does not involve the removal of those ubiquitous undies unless you use a mod; in which case, dead people are awfully happy to see you.

Edit: And no one will comment if you run through the countryside in your undies (or less). 

Hey I hate that too!!!! I wish there was a way to put underwear on Cailen. And the prisoner at Ostagar....

I change the...state...of the bodies in NB so that random dead people aren't quite so happy about their fates, but I've forgotten a few times and, well, let's just say that the escape from Ft. Drakon can be even more amusing.

Please tell me how to do this!!!!

[sami jo]

cmessaz wrote...

sami jo wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

sami jo wrote...

Nookie does not involve the removal of those ubiquitous undies unless you use a mod; in which case, dead people are awfully happy to see you.

Edit: And no one will comment if you run through the countryside in your undies (or less). 

Hey I hate that too!!!! I wish there was a way to put underwear on Cailen. And the prisoner at Ostagar....

I change the...state...of the bodies in NB so that random dead people aren't quite so happy about their fates, but I've forgotten a few times and, well, let's just say that the escape from Ft. Drakon can be even more amusing.

Please tell me how to do this!!!!

Sending PM.

[UpiH]

I didn't know, priapism was something to be admired before the NB mod. I quess it has something to do with nudity being a taboo in Northern America. Or adolescence something to hanker after.

[sami jo]

UpiH wrote...

I didn't know, priapism was something to be admired before the NB mod. I quess it has something to do with nudity being a taboo in Northern America. Or adolescence something to hanker after.

  I just take it to mean that Fereldeners are an awfully *happy* lot.  That or they are spiking the water with Viagra.

[UpiH]

Yeah, gotcha. It just gets old pretty fast. Nice models, tho.

[thegreateski]

All armor is unbreakable, as are all weapons.

[sami jo]

UpiH wrote...

Yeah, gotcha. It just gets old pretty fast. Nice models, tho.

You can turn the erections off in the config menu for the mod.  That leaves people naked but not inappropriately thrilled about it.

[sami jo]

One night of sleeping on the hard ground will magically heal all of your injuries, even the ones that magic won't touch.

[thegreateski]

Decapitated heads have a way of disappearing.

[LadyDamodred]

sami jo wrote...

UpiH wrote...

Yeah, gotcha. It just gets old pretty fast. Nice models, tho.

You can turn the erections off in the config menu for the mod.  That leaves people naked but not inappropriately thrilled about it.

  How do I do this now?

[UpiH]

Heh, when I used the NB mod, I used just those female models in it. Been awhile, tried win7 then switched back to the good old XP.



@thegreateski That's an achievement since there's the Sunder Armor talent. Not very talented folks with the swords/axes, then?

[sami jo]

LadyDamodred wrote...

sami jo wrote...

UpiH wrote...

Yeah, gotcha. It just gets old pretty fast. Nice models, tho.

You can turn the erections off in the config menu for the mod.  That leaves people naked but not inappropriately thrilled about it.

  How do I do this now?

See what I get for trying to stay on topic.   If you are using DAO-Modmanager, the natural bodies mod will appear in your overrides section (the all in one shows up as NBaio).  Right click on it and select "Config".  There is a series of menus that will allow you to select body type, penis/breast size and type, erect/flacid etc. for each race and sex. 

[nranola]

SPIDERS HAVE BONES.

[cmessaz]

And I hate them spiders. Like you wouldn't believe. Overwhelm enrages me.

[CalJones]

All armour fits everyone. If Oghren doesn't like his armour, you can give it to Sten.

[UpiH]

I had no idea, spiders suffered from flatulence until the Brecilian Forest ruins and that digestive tract cold contain samples of somewhat more solid substance...

[LadyDamodred]

Hrm. I do not have the mod manager. Ah well.



Back on topic:



Dead things will always bleed massive pools of blood when you come near them, no matter how long they have been there.



Skeletons are never cleaned up or disturbed, regardless of where they are.

[sami jo]

LadyDamodred wrote...

Hrm. I do not have the mod manager. Ah well.

Back on topic:

Dead things will always bleed massive pools of blood when you come near them, no matter how long they have been there.

Skeletons are never cleaned up or disturbed, regardless of where they are.

If you are interested: DAOModmanager
And Natural Bodies All in One with the easy configuration option. 

Edit: There IS an option to put underwear on human males in the configuration in the newest version of NBaio.

Modifié par sami jo, 12 avril 2010 - 05:59 .

[Atomic Space Vixen]

Decomposition is instantaneous if you take something from a body, making the undertaker the saddest man in all Ferelden.



"You have better armour than me, my new companion. I think I shall take that, thank you very much."

[Wolfaura]

That there are only 2 body types for each race. Everyone is built the same, are all the same height even a mage that seems to spend all their time in a tower reading books is superbly muscular.

[OrlesianWardenCommander]

More:



Women cant fight and can only be preists or farmers



Dont take Rucks Shinys



Use "IT" instead of you



Always have sex in morrigans camp never in your own tent,



Always cook your meals to a uniform grey color thats when you know your done!



Always carry a cat in your pack named ser pouncealot!



Elves NEVER need to shave



If a tree rhymes to you remember its a poetree



Circle of magi is a school of magic wheres harry potter?



You can carry 100pounds of gear with no signs of a backpack



Crystals on golems are very slimming!



Robes, necklesses, and rings cost a fortune compared to heavy plate armor.



Duncan has a epic beard.



Once you kill somthing besure to kill it agian damn undead.



Blood magic is evil but duncan says go for it!



Mages can never be queen or king.



I could charge 5soverns for each dragon neck ride!



Archdemon owning you? use a ballista!



Jumping ontop of a dragon leads to a death by falling.

Really?



Dwarves have noses the size of thedas!



Us grey wardens should always be the hero and remember to rescue kittens from trees.



Reapers vestments make you a godly mage.



Alistar has never had the pleasureeeee



Oghren has no idea what you do in bed with human female legs.



Besure to solve every tiny thing in every place you travel.



Wynne is a zombie O_o



Leliana likes to play her fat lute



Always name your pet rock herbert!



Templars even hunt grey warden mages poor anders!



The real dangers of the fade are misconceptions and careless trust.



this is entertaining