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"This is an emotional moment. Anakin just killed some sand people."
"You mean Arabs?"
"No, no, you racist, no."
Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones Review (Must See)
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Posté 08 avril 2010 - 09:04
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It's like mashed potatoes, ya boil the water, pour the packet /snip
Number one:
I really love all of the cut-offs he makes throughout the videos once he goes into tangent.
Number one:
I really love all of the cut-offs he makes throughout the videos once he goes into tangent.
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Posté 08 avril 2010 - 09:09
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Yea, I cought that guys video on the main youtube page the other day, really amazing channel, funny and informative, I wish guys like this and not the ****** "youtube celebrity's" was on the main page.Many of his points such as Yoda just being there to tell you about the force and light saber battles were bang on the mark. His Star Trek reviews were also good, well worth a watch if you haven't seen them.
He sounds like a weird mix of Heath Ledger in the Dark Knight and Ted Lavine in Silence Of The Lambs.
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LoL his voice wow
He sounds like a weird mix of Heath Ledger in the Dark Knight and Ted Lavine in Silence Of The Lambs.
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Posté 08 avril 2010 - 09:15
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One of the things I notice he laments - without actually putting it into words - is exactly the separation between the Mystical Jedi and Thought outlined by Yoda in Empire and the more Technical and Cold and Distant Jedi and Thought outlined by the prequels. It spreads to the whole of the newer movies.
I remember almost being awed at Yoda's description of the Force. This wise master, ancient warrior and sage whose most powerful ally was something unseen, that most didn't understand. It wasn't all about the Lightsaber. It wasn't about the action. It was about words, thought and so many things. You didn't pull a Lightsaber every time something went wrong, you talked, and if all the talking in the world couldn't bind the problem . . . then there was the Force, this unseen and gentle yet, in some ways, terrifying thing that could make even this old shriveled person seem awe inspiring and powerful.
I remember almost being awed at Yoda's description of the Force. This wise master, ancient warrior and sage whose most powerful ally was something unseen, that most didn't understand. It wasn't all about the Lightsaber. It wasn't about the action. It was about words, thought and so many things. You didn't pull a Lightsaber every time something went wrong, you talked, and if all the talking in the world couldn't bind the problem . . . then there was the Force, this unseen and gentle yet, in some ways, terrifying thing that could make even this old shriveled person seem awe inspiring and powerful.
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Posté 08 avril 2010 - 09:18
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Capt. Obvious wrote...
"This is an emotional moment. Anakin just killed some sand people."
"You mean Arabs?"
"No, no, you racist, no."
That made me lol.
And the Jew comment as well.
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Posté 08 avril 2010 - 11:29
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Haha, so far, the review is quite funny. Especially since I hate Star Wars anyway.
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Posté 09 avril 2010 - 10:22
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I kind of like the puns he makes at the beginning of the second review as well.
"And who wouldn't want to be in Natalie's port, man!?"
F@cking hilarious.
I think everybody should agree with how frequent the Prequel Trilogy used lightsabers. It was too much. Now, I loved lightsabers. But eventually, as I kept seeing those things pop up every where, it started to lose it's coolness. I definitely agree with the lightsaber fights of the Prequel Trilogy. Just no emotion compared to the ones in the Original Trilogy. And you'd think that in the battle between in Obi-Wan and Anakin, with all the destruction that was taking place in Mustafar, there'd be a lot going on. But as the reviewer said, you could really feel what Vader and Luke were feeling.
"And who wouldn't want to be in Natalie's port, man!?"
F@cking hilarious.
I think everybody should agree with how frequent the Prequel Trilogy used lightsabers. It was too much. Now, I loved lightsabers. But eventually, as I kept seeing those things pop up every where, it started to lose it's coolness. I definitely agree with the lightsaber fights of the Prequel Trilogy. Just no emotion compared to the ones in the Original Trilogy. And you'd think that in the battle between in Obi-Wan and Anakin, with all the destruction that was taking place in Mustafar, there'd be a lot going on. But as the reviewer said, you could really feel what Vader and Luke were feeling.
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Posté 09 avril 2010 - 11:01
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that was deep...Capt. Obvious wrote...
One of the things I notice he laments - without actually putting it into words - is exactly the separation between the Mystical Jedi and Thought outlined by Yoda in Empire and the more Technical and Cold and Distant Jedi and Thought outlined by the prequels. It spreads to the whole of the newer movies.
I remember almost being awed at Yoda's description of the Force. This wise master, ancient warrior and sage whose most powerful ally was something unseen, that most didn't understand. It wasn't all about the Lightsaber. It wasn't about the action. It was about words, thought and so many things. You didn't pull a Lightsaber every time something went wrong, you talked, and if all the talking in the world couldn't bind the problem . . . then there was the Force, this unseen and gentle yet, in some ways, terrifying thing that could make even this old shriveled person seem awe inspiring and powerful.
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Posté 09 avril 2010 - 11:03
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One of the best reviews ever. I had to watch all 70 minutes of it because it was so entertaining.
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Posté 09 avril 2010 - 11:12
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LOL, I love how he cannot say Protagonist
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Posté 09 avril 2010 - 11:13
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Have you guys watched his Star Trek reviews? Great stuff! 
#39
Posté 09 avril 2010 - 11:38
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Why do those prequels remind me of the Assembly line Korean games that are spit out every few months....
Whatever happened to memorable protagonists and antagonists..in a story.
Lucas coming off as mercenary here.
Note: The narration of these two vids had me laughing...ALOT
Whatever happened to memorable protagonists and antagonists..in a story.
Lucas coming off as mercenary here.
Note: The narration of these two vids had me laughing...ALOT
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Posté 10 avril 2010 - 02:38
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I phantom menace wasnt the best thing in the star wars universe but the reviewer and his retarded version of an italian accent can make u hug the toilett too.
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Posté 10 avril 2010 - 02:44
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I was pretty excited when I heard that Scottish actor Ewan Mac...donald was going to be in it.
Haha...this had me in pain laughing.
Haha...this had me in pain laughing.
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Posté 10 avril 2010 - 03:05
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"What's wrong with your face!?"
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Posté 10 avril 2010 - 03:13
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Check out the Avatar review if you have a chance. At one point there is a popcorn bucket filled with bones.
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Posté 11 avril 2010 - 12:15
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The best part, really, was his spot-on presumptuous declaration of what the viewer's emotional state was when getting ready for Ep II, because it's *true* -- it's true of me and every other Star Wars fan I know personally. We were all making tons of excuses for AotC when it was about to come out, and then we went through the exact same dance with RotS. (There was even a webcomic that came out when RotS was about to come out illustrating this, that I can no longer seem to dig up.)
We really, really wanted to like these movies. That's why it's so freaking annoying to be told that we "wanted to hate them" or "just complain for the sake of complaining" or "had expectations that were impossible to meet".
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Posté 11 avril 2010 - 12:26
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I liked the short segements in Attack of the Clones review, with the bathtub drenched in blood, tied up women and shouting at them, that was just insane and funny as hell.
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Posté 11 avril 2010 - 12:35
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Sadist King wrote...
I liked the short segements in Attack of the Clones review, with the bathtub drenched in blood, tied up women and shouting at them, that was just insane and funny as hell.
I think one of the best moments was at Part 2 of the Attack of the Clones Review where Ki-Adi-Mundi(the guy with really big head) said that Count Dooku "is a political idealist" only to have Plinkett(the serial killer) say, "Shut up, I'm talking!" What's funny about this was that after he said that, the video cues in a picture comparing Mundi to a guy who looks similar. Just look at 1:19 - 1:27.
I lol'd.
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Posté 11 avril 2010 - 01:13
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roflmao Qui-Gon Booze
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Posté 11 avril 2010 - 01:56
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Cancermeat wrote...
I phantom menace wasnt the best thing in the star wars universe but the reviewer and his retarded version of an italian accent can make u hug the toilett too.
Thats supposed to be a Italian accent? Really? No really are you sure?
Well then color me shocked... whatever color that would be. I hope it is pink.
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Posté 11 avril 2010 - 02:55
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Capt. Obvious wrote...
I think one of the best moments was at Part 2 of the Attack of the Clones Review where Ki-Adi-Mundi(the guy with really big head) said that Count Dooku "is a political idealist" only to have Plinkett(the serial killer) say, "Shut up, I'm talking!" What's funny about this was that after he said that, the video cues in a picture comparing Mundi to a guy who looks similar. Just look at 1:19 - 1:27.
I lol'd.
The other picture is of Dan Aykroyd from Coneheads... it's a really bad movie... and I mean bad, like a putrid, decaying corpse, slowly rotting away but leaving a horrible stench... so yeah, Coneheads is bad.
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Posté 11 avril 2010 - 03:14
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"and in the end they get the girl as icing on the cake"... then it shows charlie bucket hugging willie wonka LOL!
