Michalangelo's David
#1
Posté 08 avril 2010 - 03:27
#2
Posté 08 avril 2010 - 03:30
Thieves with large hammers. And somewhere to to stash a giant marble ballsack.
I'm glad I wasnt drinking anything when I read that...
#3
Posté 08 avril 2010 - 03:35
Poor David, the latest victim of BW's PG-13 censorship chisel.
#4
Posté 08 avril 2010 - 03:36
#5
Posté 08 avril 2010 - 03:36
Modifié par spacehamsterZH, 08 avril 2010 - 03:37 .
#6
Posté 08 avril 2010 - 03:39
Modifié par Tooneyman, 08 avril 2010 - 03:40 .
#7
Posté 08 avril 2010 - 03:40
spacehamsterZH wrote...
Marble schlong: unacceptable. Spandex cameltoe: PG-13.
P-13 so what does that make JAcks language then. Becaues I hear a lot of Funk in her words.
#8
Posté 08 avril 2010 - 03:43
Tooneyman wrote...
spacehamsterZH wrote...
Marble schlong: unacceptable. Spandex cameltoe: PG-13.
P-13 so what does that make JAcks language then. Becaues I hear a lot of Funk in her words.
That's different, dude. Bro. Like, bro, dude, like everyone knows penises are totally gay, bro. Dude.
You know, I really don't give two sh*ts about the absence of same-sex relationships in Mass Effect and just roll my eyes at threads about that "controversy", but the only thing that had me rolling my eyes even harder was this. Seriously, What. The. Fug.
#9
Posté 08 avril 2010 - 03:44
#10
Posté 08 avril 2010 - 03:44
spacehamsterZH wrote...
Tooneyman wrote...
spacehamsterZH wrote...
Marble schlong: unacceptable. Spandex cameltoe: PG-13.
P-13 so what does that make JAcks language then. Becaues I hear a lot of Funk in her words.
That's different, dude. Bro. Like, bro, dude, like everyone knows penises are totally gay, bro. Dude.
You know, I really don't give two sh*ts about the absence of same-sex relationships in Mass Effect and just roll my eyes at threads about that "controversy", but the only thing that had me rolling my eyes even harder was this. Seriously, What. The. Fug.
Who cares if its homosexual or not. Gay means happy. Gosh. Anyway, I stated it once I will state it again.
HAHAHA way to go bioware, because no one knows what his penis looks like!
#11
Posté 08 avril 2010 - 03:46
marshalleck wrote...
They'd have to resubmit to the ratings board for including future-penises in their game along with the future-blouses and space-furniture.
Why can't I have future boobies. I mean seriously miranda baby thats P-13. hehe. Thank god for mods
#12
Posté 08 avril 2010 - 03:46
#13
Posté 08 avril 2010 - 03:46
Dethateer wrote...
Question(s): isn't David considered a work of art? Since when does art get censored for being indecent?
Sense apparently the male penis is ugly.
#14
Posté 08 avril 2010 - 03:46
#15
Posté 08 avril 2010 - 03:47
Dethateer wrote...
Question(s): isn't David considered a work of art? Since when does art get censored for being indecent?
Since when doesn't it? Especially in America, land of the sexually cloistered.
Modifié par marshalleck, 08 avril 2010 - 03:48 .
#16
Posté 08 avril 2010 - 03:47
#17
Posté 08 avril 2010 - 03:48
#18
Posté 08 avril 2010 - 03:48
#19
Posté 08 avril 2010 - 03:48
Raanz wrote...
I have to agree, the absence of David's stuff is.....disturbing. Maybe it broke off during transport?
"I shall call you Eduardo"
Props for the reference.
That said...yeah, I'm pretty damn confused about it. Explicit sex scenes is one thing, nudity in a work of art is quite another. Any explanation Bioware?
#20
Posté 08 avril 2010 - 03:48
marshalleck wrote...
Dethateer wrote...
Question(s): isn't David considered a work of art? Since when does art get censored for being indecent?
Since when doesn't it? Especially in America, land of the sexually cloistered.
Sense the ERa of bush. lol. My goodness I'm on a roll!
#21
Posté 08 avril 2010 - 03:49
DirtyVagrant wrote...
Is it really that big of a deal?
Apparenlty its pretty big. ok. I'm going to stop now. lol.
#22
Posté 08 avril 2010 - 03:49
Impactisan wrote...
Im surpised the statue still exists at all. ME2 is like 180 years in the future.....
We have statues from around the world that are thousands of years old.
#23
Posté 08 avril 2010 - 03:50
Tooneyman wrote...
Apparenlty its pretty big. ok. I'm going to stop now. lol.
Who would think that about David?
#24
Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
Posté 08 avril 2010 - 03:51
Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
Tooneyman wrote...
DirtyVagrant wrote...
Is it really that big of a deal?
Apparenlty its pretty big. ok. I'm going to stop now. lol.
#25
Posté 08 avril 2010 - 03:53
marshalleck wrote...
Dethateer wrote...
Question(s): isn't David considered a work of art? Since when does art get censored for being indecent?
Since when doesn't it? Especially in America, land of the sexually cloistered.
But Bioware is a Canadian company...





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