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[Thor Rand Al]

I know there's probably 20 million pages on this topic but for the life of me I'll be damned if I can find one in the search engine lol.  So I apologize for making a new one and for repeating any of these if they have already been said.

The only time I have heard Alistair say this is when I clicked on him when he was getting ready to dual Loghain:
Oh great and I wanted to stop for lunch too.


This is when Alistair asks you what you think he should do after talking to Anora before the Landsmeet, (I had not done the Goldanna quest yet.)
Alistair: What do you think I should do?  Go ahead and be king?  Just let it happen?

PC: We could run off together, instead.

Alistair:  Good plan!  We could go to Orlais, live in sin and eat cake until the darkspawn finally catch up to us.  Cursed darkspawn!
(I kept thinking aren't we already living in sin already lol.)



After pulling Axeameter out of the stump and being hailed Queen of Thedas:

Awestruck Villager:  What?  Pulling some half-drunk logger's axe from a tree is no basis for a system of government.

Awestruck Villager:  But the good ser has such a regal manner.

Awestruck Villager:  What?  How you mean?

Awestruck Villager:  For one thing, she hasn't got dung all over her.

Awestruck Villager:  Ah, that's a fair point.



There's a few more I had but I forgot to write them down lol.  Please add your own.
(This time I'll remember to bookmark this page lol.)


Edit:

Modifié par Thor Rand Al, 10 avril 2010 - 06:25 .

[krasnoarmeets]

With regard to the axe comments made by the villagers - those are copied almost directly from 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail.'
Except the axe is a sword and the word used is '5h1t' rather than dung.
This is the point at which Arthur, King of the Britons is addressing a peasant in a field who is collecting dung. 

Modifié par krasnoarmeets, 09 avril 2010 - 05:55 .

[CalJones]

Sten's comment on arriving at the urn of Sacred Ashes made me snort tea through my nose. (I drink a lot of tea...)



The great thing about DA is that you hear new comments all the time. In my last playthrough I was a male mage romancing Morrigan. The "below the waist" conversation with Wynne was priceless.

[Vexille]

hmm... I thought the one where you sleep with Cammen (sp?) as a female and Gheynna (sp?) confronts him about it and Cammen says "I did it for you!" and then Zevran says somthing along the lines of "why have I never used that one before". I thought it was hilarious.



oh and of course when you have sten in the party and you get carrol to take you to the circle by offering cookies... if you ask him where he got them he told you he stole them from a fat kid... for his own good, lol

[Thor Rand Al]

Vexille wrote...
oh and of course when you have sten in the party and you get carrol to take you to the circle by offering cookies... if you ask him where he got them he told you he stole them from a fat kid... for his own good, lol

I saw that one on youtube the other day and I about died, it was hilarious.  I've yet to do that myself though lol.

[blademaster7]

My most recent one.

Nathaniel asks his sister about her husband

Delilah: "He's so much better than that stuck-up Cousland boy that father kept trying to set me up with..."
PC: "I'm right here."

[Crixt]

Honestly, anything involving Allistair and Morrigan is usually fantastic




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[sylvanaerie]

My two favorite scenes are when you romance Alistair and get Leli to friend status she starts having a girl chat with you on Alistair's performance. Its even better if you have Al in the group and he will join in though he quickly regrets doing so.

Alistair: Why is she giggling?
PC: We are just talking about your performance.
Alistair: My performance? What performance and why does it warrant giggling?
Leliana: We're just talking about how you treat her in bed. Nothing to concern yourself with.
Alistair: How I...WHAT? Maker's Breath what is WRONG with you women?

And flirting with Teagan as a mage. Flirting with Teagan is always fun but its especially so as a mage.

Teagan: And what of you, my lady? May I ask if you are married?
PC: I'm a mage.
Teagan: Mages can marry or so I am told.
PC: They can, if the man is brave enough.
Teagan: I can think of any number of reasons a man would be so...brave.

The last word is said in a whispered "OMG I can't believe I just said that!" way that always makes me think of Alistair's face when he's with Morrigan doing the DR.

Lots of funny options as a mage in fact.  Making the stupid bandit in Lothering run away when you ask them if they want to deal with a mage (he screams something like "I don't wanna be a toad").  Telling Dwyn he doesn't want to ****** you off and he agrees something like "In the interest of not having my face melted off".
Talking to the templar on the ground floor about alternative exits out the tower and he says "There are windows on the upper stories but I wouldn't recommend them.  It never ends well."
And one of my personal favorites when Jowan introduces you to Lily you can say "My condolences, Lily" OR "So this fat cow is your lover!"

Modifié par sylvanaerie, 09 avril 2010 - 11:49 .

[svenus97]

Sten: Congratulations, you found as waste bin.



The one when Oghren thinks he is haunted by a pair of pants that eat eyes:)

[Thor Rand Al]

This is from Awakening's where you have the quest to go save Lord Bensley's daughter.

Mosley the Snake:  Where's Lord Bensley?  The deal was he'd give us the money himself.

PC:  Lord Bensley sent the Commander of the Grey instead.

Tough Bandit:  Th-that's the one who killed the archdemon.  Andraste preserve me.

Mosley the Snake:  Shut your trap.  We still have the girl.

PC:  There's a river of blood behind me.  Touch her if you dare.








Guess he'd rather take his chances jumping off the cliff then facing the Warden .  I died when I saw that

[Cyberstrike nTo]

Anders: "Wow, a drunken dwarf with a big beard swinging a battle axe, now there is something you don't see everyday."

The Chantary sister telling the story about the guy in charge of the lyium storage and his drowning in wine always cracks me up for some reason.

[R-F]

the banter between Morrigan and Sten is amazing. especially when they finally start talking about le sex. also i liked Anders talking to Ser-Pounce-a-lot, and conversations with my warhound that involved Alistair.

also drunken Oggie was great. i told him the pant's would lay eggs in his eyes and he actually argued that they don't lay eggs.

Modifié par R-F, 10 avril 2010 - 12:10 .

[Thalorin1919]

When Sten rescues you from Fort Drakon.



"I will not forgot the irony of this moment."

[Bootsykk]

Zevran: "We are... the famous Broma Brothers! Surely you have heard of us."
Guard: "...You don't look like brothers."
Zevran: "How can you say that? Are your eyes failing? Look at us, we are--we are twins! Not identical, of course, but twins, nonetheless."
Oghren: "I'm the pretty one."
Guard: "...Uh, right."

And then...

Oghren: "Ah... Our act? Ahehe, well, the elf here juggles swords while I... euhh..."
Zevran: "H-He does a traditional dwarven dance of death! He lights his pants on fire, and everything! It's quite the spectacle."

Also; Anders' Spicy Shimmy.

[Fat_Slob]

I just found this one not long ago and it was absolutely hilarious. I can't remember it completely, but it went something like this...



Oghren: "So if we help this Kolgrim, does that mean we won't get to slay their pet dragon? Surely you wouldn't let this opportunity pass us by? Think of the glory!"

Kolgrim: "You - you'd hunt down our Lady for sport!?"

Oghren: (I forget the start of this line) "maybe we'll leave you a wing."

Kolgrim: "You -" (Kolgrim rushes forward angrily and the Warden lifts his hand and makes the "stop" gesture)

You then get 3 dialogue choices, I chose to stay silent.

Kolgrim: "You'll pay for this insult!" (He attacks)



My memory is a bit fuzzy as I said. You kinda have to be there.

[Tora Panthera]

Here's a good one:



Shale: Why does the bard stare at me so?

Leliana: I was thinking about writing a song about you. "The Statue with the Heart of Gold"... or something like that.

Shale: It thinks my heart is made of gold? It is stone, as anything else. Cold stone.

Leliana: I meant that you had... a good heart. It seems to be that you do.

Shale: And they call this having a "heart of gold?" Why?

Leliana: Uh... because gold is precious and shiny and... a good heart is just as valuable?

Shale: Shiny.

Leliana: In a manner of speaking.

Shale: My heart does not qualify as shiny. I kill. Frequently, and not without pleasure.

Leliana: You had a difficult life. Deep down, at the center of your being, you are a good person. I believe that.

Shale: Even though I have never demonstrated this aspect? How peculiar.

Leliana: You aren't all stone, Shale. There is a person inside of you.

Shale: If so, it is because I ate him.

[nranola]

Juneya wrote...

Zevran: "We are... the famous Broma Brothers! Surely you have heard of us."
Guard: "...You don't look like brothers."
Zevran: "How can you say that? Are your eyes failing? Look at us, we are--we are twins! Not identical, of course, but twins, nonetheless."
Oghren: "I'm the pretty one."
Guard: "...Uh, right."

And then...

Oghren: "Ah... Our act? Ahehe, well, the elf here juggles swords while I... euhh..."
Zevran: "H-He does a traditional dwarven dance of death! He lights his pants on fire, and everything! It's quite the spectacle."

LMAOOO!!! I just about spat out my drink when I read this. x'D I'll make a mental note to do this on my next playthrough.

Fat_Slob wrote...

I just found this one not long ago and it was absolutely hilarious. I can't remember it completely, but it went something like this...

Oghren: "So if we help this Kolgrim, does that mean we won't get to slay their pet dragon? Surely you wouldn't let this opportunity pass us by? Think of the glory!"
Kolgrim: "You - you'd hunt down our Lady for sport!?"
Oghren: (I forget the start of this line) "maybe we'll leave you a wing."
Kolgrim: "You -" (Kolgrim rushes forward angrily and the Warden lifts his hand and makes the "stop" gesture)
You then get 3 dialogue choices, I chose to stay silent.
Kolgrim: "You'll pay for this insult!" (He attacks)

My memory is a bit fuzzy as I said. You kinda have to be there.

WAT. AHAHAHA. I had Oghren with me during the Sacred Urn quest and I never got this dialogue! I got Sten's instead, that grouch. ;3;

[Huojin]

krasnoarmeets wrote...

With regard to the axe comments made by the villagers - those are copied almost directly from 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail.'
Except the axe is a sword and the word used is '5h1t' rather than dung.
This is the point at which Arthur, King of the Britons is addressing a peasant in a field who is collecting dung. 

Yeah, and it's also funnier in the movie D: I cringed when I got that random encounter x-x

I can't remember the exact words because the sound keeps failing on my game (yay) but.... I just got a conversation with Oghren telling Sten he was very impressed with his latest fart O_O

Not surprised re: Oghren, but pretty surprised Sten responded with something other than "STFU & Die"


I do like Leliana/Alistair when your male PC is in a romance with her. I just like the way she starts of acting shocked with "Was he ogling me? He wasn't ogling me!" at first, and then comes around with "was he really ogling me? Can you ask him?" haha XD

[Chuvvy]

Warden Commander.

It always makes me think of Lee John.

[7th_Phoenix]

sylvanaerie wrote...

Alistair: Why is she giggling?
PC: We are just talking about your performance.
Alistair: My performance? What performance and why does it warrant giggling?
Leliana: We're just talking about how you treat her in bed. Nothing to concern yourself with.
Alistair: How I...WHAT? Maker's Breath what is WRONG with you women?

And flirting with Teagan as a mage. Flirting with Teagan is always fun but its especially so as a mage.

Teagan: And what of you, my lady? May I ask if you are married?
PC: I'm a mage.
Teagan: Mages can marry or so I am told.
PC: They can, if the man is brave enough.
Teagan: I can think of any number of reasons a man would be so...brave.

Lots of funny options as a mage in fact.  Making the stupid bandit in Lothering run away when you ask them if they want to deal with a mage (he screams something like "I don't wanna be a toad").

"There are windows on the upper stories but I wouldn't recommend them.  It never ends well."

And one of my personal favorites when Jowan introduces you to Lily you can say... "So this fat cow is your lover!"

Some of the reasons why I love playing as a mage! 

I love the banter between Alistair and Oghren; Alistair and Morrigan; Morrigan and Sten; and Oghren and Wynne.

[Bratt1204]

Thor Rand Al wrote...

I know there's probably 20 million pages on this topic but for the life of me I'll be damned if I can find one in the search engine lol.  So I apologize for making a new one and for repeating any of these if they have already been said.

The only time I have heard Alistair say this is when I clicked on him when he was getting ready to dual Loghain:
Oh great and I wanted to stop for lunch too.


This is when Alistair asks you what you think he should do after talking to Anora before the Landsmeet, (I had not done the Goldanna quest yet.)
Alistair: What do you think I should do?  Go ahead and be king?  Just let it happen?

PC: We could run off together, instead.

Alistair:  Good plan!  We could go to Orlais, live in sin and eat cake until the darkspawn finally catch up to us.  Cursed darkspawn!
(I kept thinking aren't we already living in sin already lol.)



After pulling Axeameter out of the stump and being hailed Queen of Thedas:

Awestruck Villager:  What?  Pulling some half-drunk logger's axe from a tree is no basis for a system of government.

Awestruck Villager:  But the good ser has such a regal manner.

Awestruck Villager:  What?  How you mean?

Awestruck Villager:  For one thing, she hasn't got dung all over her.

Awestruck Villager:  Ah, that's a fair point.



There's a few more I had but I forgot to write them down lol.  Please add your own.
(This time I'll remember to bookmark this page lol.)


Edit:

I feel quite stupid .....but when do you get this scenario? I have never come across this playing DA:O?

[Bratt1204]

Vexille wrote...

hmm... I thought the one where you sleep with Cammen (sp?) as a female and Gheynna (sp?) confronts him about it and Cammen says "I did it for you!" and then Zevran says somthing along the lines of "why have I never used that one before". I thought it was hilarious.

oh and of course when you have sten in the party and you get carrol to take you to the circle by offering cookies... if you ask him where he got them he told you he stole them from a fat kid... for his own good, lol

How do you get this to happen?