Funny/best/favorite comments and/or screenshots from Origin's and Awakenings
#26
Posté 10 avril 2010 - 04:48
#27
Posté 10 avril 2010 - 04:55
Thor Rand Al wrote...
It's a very very rare random encounter. I've played DA:O over a dozen times and I've only hit this encounter twice. If it's gonna happen it will be around the wooded area's. My first encounter was leaving Denerim going to the Elven camp. My second enconter was leaving the Lake Calenhad Docks and going to the Elven camp.
What Origin were you plaing when you came across the scenario?
Modifié par Bratt1204, 10 avril 2010 - 04:55 .
#28
Posté 10 avril 2010 - 04:57
Bratt1204 wrote...
Thor Rand Al wrote...
It's a very very rare random encounter. I've played DA:O over a dozen times and I've only hit this encounter twice. If it's gonna happen it will be around the wooded area's. My first encounter was leaving Denerim going to the Elven camp. My second enconter was leaving the Lake Calenhad Docks and going to the Elven camp.
What Origin were you plaing when you came across the scenario?
HNF but it should happen for all of them.
#29
Posté 10 avril 2010 - 05:23
Thor Rand Al wrote...
Bratt1204 wrote...
Thor Rand Al wrote...
It's a very very rare random encounter. I've played DA:O over a dozen times and I've only hit this encounter twice. If it's gonna happen it will be around the wooded area's. My first encounter was leaving Denerim going to the Elven camp. My second enconter was leaving the Lake Calenhad Docks and going to the Elven camp.
What Origin were you plaing when you came across the scenario?
HNF but it should happen for all of them.
Yeah, I got it for Elf mage
#30
Posté 10 avril 2010 - 05:29
Orzammar Crier: "Lord Harrowmont imprisoned and awaiting execution. Epic Fail!"
Oghren: "Hey, wheres that bloody hound of yours?"
PC: "Oh, were you having Oghren Time?"
Oghren: "What? Well, if you mean by Oghren Time... ehehe...yeah... but that dog stole my pants!"
PC: "Oghren, you're wearing pants."
Oghren: "Yeah, but the dog doesn't know that, and that'll be his downfall. (yelling) C'mere ya little nug-humper! I'm gonna kill ya!" (falls over)
That's the general jist of that one, anyway.
#31
Posté 10 avril 2010 - 08:41
Shale: “Is there a reason it enjoys following others so much? Especially when it is in a position to lead?”
Alistair: “Have you ever been responsible for someone else’s life, or, a lot of other lives? Or an entire nation?”
Shale: “Of course not.”
Alistair: “Then SHUT. UP.”
Shale: “I will remember this moment when the birds come.”
Shale: “I wish to say that it has been pleasant fighting at the Qunari’s side.”
Sten: “I feel the same. You are a remarkable construct Kadan, a warrior to be feared!”
Shale: “No more than the Qunari, surely! The way it strikes down it’s foes… marvelous!”
Sten: “I smile each time you roar a battle-cry, knowing our foes tremble!”
Shale: “I could watch you fight all day long, the skill you display, the form! How the light plays on it’s muscles--…I mean, yes, well done with the fighting.”
...
Sten: “…You, as well.”
...
Shale: “…Right.”
Modifié par Juneya, 10 avril 2010 - 08:41 .
#32
Posté 10 avril 2010 - 08:50
Juneya wrote...
Some love for Shale, since nobody has yet to post her quotes chock-full of awesome...
Shale: “Is there a reason it enjoys following others so much? Especially when it is in a position to lead?”
Alistair: “Have you ever been responsible for someone else’s life, or, a lot of other lives? Or an entire nation?”
Shale: “Of course not.”
Alistair: “Then SHUT. UP.”
Shale: “I will remember this moment when the birds come.”
Shale: “I wish to say that it has been pleasant fighting at the Qunari’s side.”
Sten: “I feel the same. You are a remarkable construct Kadan, a warrior to be feared!”
Shale: “No more than the Qunari, surely! The way it strikes down it’s foes… marvelous!”
Sten: “I smile each time you roar a battle-cry, knowing our foes tremble!”
Shale: “I could watch you fight all day long, the skill you display, the form! How the light plays on it’s muscles--…I mean, yes, well done with the fighting.”
...
Sten: “…You, as well.”
...
Shale: “…Right.”
Um I think Shale's dwarf/female side started coming out there lmao
#33
Posté 10 avril 2010 - 10:00
Leliana: I saw what you were doing back there.
Sten: (blase) Oh?
Leliana: Don't play innocent with me.
Sten: (playing innocent) What are you talking about?
Leliana: You were picking flowers!
Sten: (indignant) I was not.
Leliana: You were!
Sten: (more indignant) They were medicinal!
Leliana: You're a big sof-tee!
Sten: (yet more indignant) We will never speak of this again.
Leliana: Soof-tee!
And the follow up:
Sten: Stop that!
Leliana: (giggles) Stop what?
Sten: That. Looking at me and giggling.
Leliana: I can't help it! You're so big and stoic, who would have thought you'd be a big sof-tee?
Sten: Stop saying that! I am a soldier of the Beresaad! I am not a "softie."
Leliana: (giggles) S-hee-hee... sof-tee!
Sten: (sighs) I hate humans.
The second dialogue has me bent over with laughter every time it happens, if for no other reason than the giggling and the accent that Leliana puts on "softie". She's so CUTE! The voice actress did a sterling job.
Modifié par Sable Phoenix, 10 avril 2010 - 10:03 .
#34
Posté 10 avril 2010 - 11:45
I finally got this for the first time the other day, and I love it too, for those exact things you mentioned! The giggle and the way she says "softie." From now on I'm going to keep those 2 in my party as long as it takes to get this.Sable Phoenix wrote...
The best banter in the game:
Leliana: I saw what you were doing back there.
Sten: (blase) Oh?
Leliana: Don't play innocent with me.
Sten: (playing innocent) What are you talking about?
Leliana: You were picking flowers!
Sten: (indignant) I was not.
Leliana: You were!
Sten: (more indignant) They were medicinal!
Leliana: You're a big sof-tee!
Sten: (yet more indignant) We will never speak of this again.
Leliana: Soof-tee!
And the follow up:
Sten: Stop that!
Leliana: (giggles) Stop what?
Sten: That. Looking at me and giggling.
Leliana: I can't help it! You're so big and stoic, who would have thought you'd be a big sof-tee?
Sten: Stop saying that! I am a soldier of the Beresaad! I am not a "softie."
Leliana: (giggles) S-hee-hee... sof-tee!
Sten: (sighs) I hate humans.
The second dialogue has me bent over with laughter every time it happens, if for no other reason than the giggling and the accent that Leliana puts on "softie". She's so CUTE! The voice actress did a sterling job.
Another good one for Leliana's accent:
[*]Alistair: So... this thing you and him have going? Doesn't that violate your vows?
[*]Leliana: What? What kind of question is that to just blurt out? What do we "have going"?
[*]Alistair: Yes, I'm that blind. I so totally did not see you ogling each other before.
[*]Leliana: He was not ogling me. Was he? Was he really ogling me?
[*]Alistair: Now that you say it, I'm not sure. Maybe he wasn't ogling you. I don't know... I could always ask him...
[*]Leliana: You can't do that! Could you? You couldn't do that...
[*]Alistair: I could. But I won't. Next thing you'll have me pulling his hair and passing him love letters.
[*]Leliana: I... just mind your own business. How inappropriate!
...especially on the word "inappropriate."
#35
Posté 11 avril 2010 - 08:05
Loghain: Will you face me yourself, or do you have a champion?
PC: My mabari will be my champion.
Dog: (Happy bark!)
Eamon: Ah, Warden... No. I'm afraid we can't leave the fate of all of Ferelden up to you dog. Anyone with a leftover ham bone could buy his allegiance. Choose someone else.
Dog: (Sad whimper)
Cracks me up every time. x'D Brilliant way to cut the tension.
#36
Posté 11 avril 2010 - 08:11
SirOccam wrote...
I finally got this for the first time the other day, and I love it too, for those exact things you mentioned! The giggle and the way she says "softie." From now on I'm going to keep those 2 in my party as long as it takes to get this.Sable Phoenix wrote...
The best banter in the game:
Leliana: I saw what you were doing back there.
Sten: (blase) Oh?
Leliana: Don't play innocent with me.
Sten: (playing innocent) What are you talking about?
Leliana: You were picking flowers!
Sten: (indignant) I was not.
Leliana: You were!
Sten: (more indignant) They were medicinal!
Leliana: You're a big sof-tee!
Sten: (yet more indignant) We will never speak of this again.
Leliana: Soof-tee!
And the follow up:
Sten: Stop that!
Leliana: (giggles) Stop what?
Sten: That. Looking at me and giggling.
Leliana: I can't help it! You're so big and stoic, who would have thought you'd be a big sof-tee?
Sten: Stop saying that! I am a soldier of the Beresaad! I am not a "softie."
Leliana: (giggles) S-hee-hee... sof-tee!
Sten: (sighs) I hate humans.
The second dialogue has me bent over with laughter every time it happens, if for no other reason than the giggling and the accent that Leliana puts on "softie". She's so CUTE! The voice actress did a sterling job.
Another good one for Leliana's accent:
[*]Alistair: So... this thing you and him have going? Doesn't that violate your vows?
[*]Leliana: What? What kind of question is that to just blurt out? What do we "have going"?
[*]Alistair: Yes, I'm that blind. I so totally did not see you ogling each other before.
[*]Leliana: He was not ogling me. Was he? Was he really ogling me?
[*]Alistair: Now that you say it, I'm not sure. Maybe he wasn't ogling you. I don't know... I could always ask him...
[*]Leliana: You can't do that! Could you? You couldn't do that...
[*]Alistair: I could. But I won't. Next thing you'll have me pulling his hair and passing him love letters.
[*]Leliana: I... just mind your own business. How inappropriate!
...especially on the word "inappropriate."
Wow, I haven't gotten that one. Darnit, now I want to hear it and can't find it on the web anywhere!
Modifié par Sable Phoenix, 11 avril 2010 - 08:12 .
#37
Posté 11 avril 2010 - 10:46
Sable Phoenix wrote...
The best banter in the game:
Leliana: I saw what you were doing back there.
Sten: (blase) Oh?
Leliana: Don't play innocent with me.
Sten: (playing innocent) What are you talking about?
Leliana: You were picking flowers!
Sten: (indignant) I was not.
Leliana: You were!
Sten: (more indignant) They were medicinal!
Leliana: You're a big sof-tee!
Sten: (yet more indignant) We will never speak of this again.
Leliana: Soof-tee!
And the follow up:
Sten: Stop that!
Leliana: (giggles) Stop what?
Sten: That. Looking at me and giggling.
Leliana: I can't help it! You're so big and stoic, who would have thought you'd be a big sof-tee?
Sten: Stop saying that! I am a soldier of the Beresaad! I am not a "softie."
Leliana: (giggles) S-hee-hee... sof-tee!
Sten: (sighs) I hate humans.
The second dialogue has me bent over with laughter every time it happens, if for no other reason than the giggling and the accent that Leliana puts on "softie". She's so CUTE! The voice actress did a sterling job.
OH I've never had that!
I've had the one with the cat though:
Leliana: I saw what you were doing back there.
Sten: Oh?
Leliana: Don't play innocent with me.
Sten: What are you talking about?
Leliana: You were playing with that kitten.
Sten: I was not.
Leliana: You were dangling twine for it to play
Sten: I was helping it train.
Leliana: You're a big softie!
Sten: We will never speak of this again.
Leliana: Softie!
I think I probably got the wording wrong, but that's the gist of it.
Sten also plays fetch with your dog XD
Modifié par Huojin, 11 avril 2010 - 10:46 .
#38
Posté 11 avril 2010 - 12:18
nranola wrote...
Here's one I just remembered, during the Landsmeet:
Loghain: Will you face me yourself, or do you have a champion?
PC: My mabari will be my champion.
Dog: (Happy bark!)
Eamon: Ah, Warden... No. I'm afraid we can't leave the fate of all of Ferelden up to you dog. Anyone with a leftover ham bone could buy his allegiance. Choose someone else.
Dog: (Sad whimper)
Cracks me up every time. x'D Brilliant way to cut the tension.
LOL I actually with dueling him on the mabari was possible. Could you imagine the utter humiliation of the man being beaten by a DOG! And it would kind of sum up my PC's feelings on the BS of the entire thing. I wish there were an option at the start of the game when Morrigan suggests it to just go in and kill/recruit Loghain at the start of the damn game.
And STEN stay away from MY mabari dammit...I still think that's where Dog went in Awakenings, with Sten back to Par Vollen.
Modifié par sylvanaerie, 11 avril 2010 - 12:20 .
#39
Posté 11 avril 2010 - 02:17
#40
Posté 11 avril 2010 - 02:26
sylvanaerie wrote...
nranola wrote...
Here's one I just remembered, during the Landsmeet:
Loghain: Will you face me yourself, or do you have a champion?
PC: My mabari will be my champion.
Dog: (Happy bark!)
Eamon: Ah, Warden... No. I'm afraid we can't leave the fate of all of Ferelden up to you dog. Anyone with a leftover ham bone could buy his allegiance. Choose someone else.
Dog: (Sad whimper)
Cracks me up every time. x'D Brilliant way to cut the tension.
LOL I actually with dueling him on the mabari was possible. Could you imagine the utter humiliation of the man being beaten by a DOG! And it would kind of sum up my PC's feelings on the BS of the entire thing. I wish there were an option at the start of the game when Morrigan suggests it to just go in and kill/recruit Loghain at the start of the damn game.
And STEN stay away from MY mabari dammit...I still think that's where Dog went in Awakenings, with Sten back to Par Vollen.
#41
Posté 20 avril 2010 - 01:35
Oghren:YOU!! what are you doing here?!?
PC:This is my camp Oghren
Oghren:No you can't just walk in the warden's camp and claim it you...you POETESS!!
and we can't forget
Felsi:he took off his pants and challenged the roast nug to a wrestling match but it managed to get him in a headlock and he sat there crying for 30 mins
PC: How do he lose to a piece of meat
Felsi: It was a sodding good roast!!!
lol priceless
Modifié par C9316, 20 avril 2010 - 01:36 .
#42
Posté 20 avril 2010 - 02:30
Won't make a hash of typing it here, but to hear Alistair go on about Bastard demon babies, awesome.
#43
Posté 20 avril 2010 - 04:04
#44
Posté 20 avril 2010 - 07:42
Bratt1204 wrote...
Vexille wrote...
hmm... I thought the one where you sleep with Cammen (sp?) as a female and Gheynna (sp?) confronts him about it and Cammen says "I did it for you!" and then Zevran says somthing along the lines of "why have I never used that one before". I thought it was hilarious.
oh and of course when you have sten in the party and you get carrol to take you to the circle by offering cookies... if you ask him where he got them he told you he stole them from a fat kid... for his own good, lol
How do you get this to happen?
You can do this as a female Warden with 2 levels Coercion. Get to the conversation and select the option where you ask if he has tried wooing her (Gheyna). Maybe he's not doing it right. Then follow the choices where you persuade him to try with you. Afterwards, he quite regrets having done it.
As a male Warden, you can do the same thing to Gheyna.
#45
Posté 20 avril 2010 - 10:25
Anders: I'm just going to assume that something died in your mouth.
Oghren: Funny story: dwarf attacks mage. Dwarf wins.
Anders: Yeah, I noticed how you pissed in your armor in that last fight. Well done.
#46
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 12:01

Zevran and Sten, Fort Drakon (Captured! quest):


Modifié par spell trigger, 21 avril 2010 - 12:06 .
#47
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 04:00
Make him (Mabari) sleep on the other side of camp, with Alistair, perhaps that will confine the stench to one area......
#48
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 04:14
spell trigger wrote...
Zevran and Sten, Fort Drakon (Captured! quest):
Um how the heck did you instigate a fight there lol. I thought the only option was to use the catapult as a distraction.
#49
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 04:19
* Zevran: So, err...is it Lord Loghain?
* Loghain: I am no longer a teyrn, nor even a knight. Address me without a title, as you would any other Grey Warden.
* Zevran: So just Loghain, then.
* Loghain: Correct. What's on your mind?
* Zevran: You know who I am, yes? I was one of the Crows you hired to kill the Grey Wardens.
* Loghain: I thought you looked familiar.
* Zevran: Well, I just wanted to report that I failed my mission, Loghain.
* Loghain: You don't say.
* Zevran: I'm terribly broken up over it.
* Loghain: Hmm. Well thank you kindly for informing me.
The sarcasm. The dryness. It makes me laugh every single time.
Modifié par Ellyndia, 21 avril 2010 - 04:20 .
#50
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 04:21





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