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[JaylaClark]

InvaderErl wrote...

JaylaClark wrote...

Weird question, if one is gay to begin with, does one tell their actual fantasy or does one reverse the trope?

I'll go with both interpretations in order, anyway:
CELEB -- Megan Fox, Rich Franklin
ME CHARACTER -- Liara is too obvious, so Tali; Garrus or Kaidan

If you are gay then its if you were straight, otherwise you are cheating.

And you know you want Jacob.

So take the second options ... and I most certainly can resist the ungodly-perfect abs that are Jacob... I ... think... or hope? ...

[scmadsen]

JaylaClark wrote...

So take the second options ... and I most certainly can resist the ungodly-perfect abs that are Jacob... I ... think... or hope? ...

but the prize!

[CrookedAsylum]

jlb524 wrote...

Mr.Kusy wrote...

Basicaly what is the point of asking a straight person who would they romance if they were gay? This is some kind of a mind trap to make straight people thinking about how would it be to be gay so they actualy become gay? You clever homos!

Yes, the gay storm is coming RUN!!

Oh, that totally just ruined omnomnom for me. Thanks, dude.

I'm gunna go console myself with some ryncol and topless hanar.

[InvaderErl]

JaylaClark wrote...



So take the second options ... and I most certainly can resist the ungodly-perfect abs that are Jacob... I ... think... or hope? ...

You think you can. But Kasumi wants him. FemShep wants him. You will want him.

You just keep pushing his buttons.

[Gavinthelocust]

InvaderErl wrote...

JaylaClark wrote...



So take the second options ... and I most certainly can resist the ungodly-perfect abs that are Jacob... I ... think... or hope? ...

You think you can. But Kasumi wants him. FemShep wants him. You will want him.

You just keep pushing his buttons.

Threeway catfight!

[The Uncanny]

InvaderErl wrote...

JaylaClark wrote...


So take the second options ... and I most certainly can resist the ungodly-perfect abs that are Jacob... I ... think... or hope? ...

You think you can. But Kasumi wants him. FemShep wants him. You will want him.

You just keep pushing his buttons.

[Onyx Jaguar]

The Uncanny wrote...

InvaderErl wrote...

JaylaClark wrote...


So take the second options ... and I most certainly can resist the ungodly-perfect abs that are Jacob... I ... think... or hope? ...

You think you can. But Kasumi wants him. FemShep wants him. You will want him.

You just keep pushing his buttons.

*presses the red one*

[Busomjack]

Gavinthelocust wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

The title says romance.

The OP is BusomJack.

Who is probably a romantic at heart.

I doubt that considering he has multiple threads about how women are weak and how much he can bench press.

I never once made any claims which defy the logic of commonly understood, and accepted biology.  Women are not "weaker" than men metaphorically speaking, but speaking in terms solely on just their physical strength a woman will on average not be as strong as a man.
That is not a sexist statement, it is factual.

As for me posting about my physical prowess.  I do so not to brag, but to serve as an inspiration to others.  It's not just weightlifting, it's also ultimate endurance training as I posted about here.

http://social.biowar...3/index/2105074

[kglaser]

jlb524 wrote...

kglaser wrote...

Is Shaala'Ran vas Tonbay the one with the really cool voice?

That's Admiral Xen.  I'd go gay for her.

I think that's who I'm thinking...yeah her voice is totally righteous

[The Uncanny]

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

*presses the red one*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

NOT THE RED ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Onyx Jaguar]

Jesus Busomjack reminds me of the German guy from Super Troopers, except Bigger

[The Uncanny]

kglaser wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

kglaser wrote...

Is Shaala'Ran vas Tonbay the one with the really cool voice?

That's Admiral Xen.  I'd go gay for her.

I think that's who I'm thinking...yeah her voice is totally righteous

Actually they both have sexy voices.

So you should do them both.

At the same time.

[kglaser]

Strikor2115 wrote...

If i was gay I would scrog Jacob or Thane. sorry Garrus none for you

:(

Eh Garrus can get teh awesome smexiness without you...bah

[Onyx Jaguar]

The Uncanny wrote...

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

*presses the red one*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

NOT THE RED ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hmm

*presses the red one again*

[Nightwriter]

jlb524 wrote...

This thread needs more romance...it's all about sex at this point.

Like, where would you take..

Nightwriter wrote...

Collected pieces of the Shadow
Broker's chewing gum and garbage can contents...

on a date?

The Illusive Man's office with the pretty sun. But then that's my answer to all date location questions.

I have no idea what you're talking about with the sex, there is no sex here at all - hey, everyone, wouldn't it be fun to sneak in and have sex on the floor in front of that big pretty sun in TIM's office with Miranda?

Where was I? Oh yes.

Benezia's pilfered silicone boobs... childhood jealousy, I think...

[JaylaClark]

scmadsen wrote...

JaylaClark wrote...

So take the second options ... and I most certainly can resist the ungodly-perfect abs that are Jacob... I ... think... or hope? ...

but the prize!

You said it all, sc

[The Uncanny]

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

The Uncanny wrote...

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

*presses the red one*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

NOT THE RED ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hmm

*presses the red one again*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

NOT THE RED ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tootles FTW]

Samara.

[GrumpyM00SE]

CliCK>>>>>>>>social.bioware.com/brc/1005545 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<ME

[Onyx Jaguar]

Nightwriter wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

This thread needs more romance...it's all about sex at this point.

Like, where would you take..

Nightwriter wrote...

Collected pieces of the Shadow
Broker's chewing gum and garbage can contents...

on a date?

The Illusive Man's office with the pretty sun. But then that's my answer to all date location questions.

I have no idea what you're talking about with the sex, there is no sex here at all - hey, everyone, wouldn't it be fun to sneak in and have sex on the floor in front of that big pretty sun in TIM's office with Miranda?

Where was I? Oh yes.

Benezia's pilfered silicone boobs... childhood jealousy, I think...

I think I might have guessed your train of thought on an ealier page, more so may be my second option.  BUT KEEP GOING

Modifié par Onyx Jaguar, 09 avril 2010 - 04:25 .

[Busomjack]

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

Jesus Busomjack reminds me of the German guy from Super Troopers, except Bigger

I know, I am quite incredible.  At the gym guys keep asking me about my secret.

All I tell them is hemp protein, coconut/flaxseed oil, creatine, and serious dedication.

[The Uncanny]

Nightwriter wrote...

I have no idea what you're talking about with the sex, there is no sex here at all - hey, everyone, wouldn't it be fun to sneak in and have sex on the floor in front of that big pretty sun in TIM's office with Miranda?

No. No, that wouldn't be any fun at all.

To storm in and have noisy sex on the floor in front of that big pretty sun in TIM's office with
Miranda would, however, be an immense amount of fun.

[Onyx Jaguar]

The Uncanny wrote...

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

The Uncanny wrote...

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

*presses the red one*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

NOT THE RED ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hmm

*presses the red one again*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

NOT THE RED ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmm, there seems to be some reaction.  Lets see

*pushes all red buttons*

[GuardianAngel470]

Joisan wrote...

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

damnit you guys

*sees crazy old thread brought up yet again*



Can we please get on about how hot Jacob is?

Even if I didn't have to imagine I was gay for the sake of this thread, I wouldn't go near Jacob as a romantic interest with a 10-foot-pole.  He has none of the qualities I appreciate in a man.

Ten foot? I wouldn't let him close enough for a visual.  JDAM for him.

[Nightwriter]

The Uncanny wrote...

Nightwriter wrote...

I have no idea what you're talking about with the sex, there is no sex here at all - hey, everyone, wouldn't it be fun to sneak in and have sex on the floor in front of that big pretty sun in TIM's office with Miranda?

No. No, that wouldn't be any fun at all.

To storm in and have noisy sex on the floor in front of that big pretty sun in TIM's office with
Miranda would, however, be an immense amount of fun.

Point taken.