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[Mondo47]

InvaderErl wrote...

Mondo47 wrote...

I'll bite...

While something tells me Jack would know what to do, when and for how long, and as much as I'm a sucker for the girl's romance, I think I'd actually want to get Tali between the sheets more... you just know she'd be coy and nervous and become this trembling bag of putty in your big bad predatory mama hands. Raaawwrrrrr

...


And then?

And then you break out the toys and the ball gag, obviously...

[Azint]

IccaRa wrote...

I bet Grunt would gaze upon Shepard's bloody and bruised form afterwards with undisguised tenderness.

"Anyone else hungry? Or is it just me?

Yeah...

[InvaderErl]

Mondo47 wrote...

InvaderErl wrote...

Mondo47 wrote...

I'll bite...

While something tells me Jack would know what to do, when and for how long, and as much as I'm a sucker for the girl's romance, I think I'd actually want to get Tali between the sheets more... you just know she'd be coy and nervous and become this trembling bag of putty in your big bad predatory mama hands. Raaawwrrrrr

...


And then?

And then you break out the toys and the ball gag, obviously...

AND THEN?

[IccaRa]

Azint wrote...

IccaRa wrote...

I bet Grunt would gaze upon Shepard's bloody and bruised form afterwards with undisguised tenderness.

"Anyone else hungry? Or is it just me?

Yeah...

It was glorious, Shepard! And you were there!

[The Angry One]

InvaderErl wrote...

Mondo47 wrote...

InvaderErl wrote...

Mondo47 wrote...

I'll bite...

While something tells me Jack would know what to do, when and for how long, and as much as I'm a sucker for the girl's romance, I think I'd actually want to get Tali between the sheets more... you just know she'd be coy and nervous and become this trembling bag of putty in your big bad predatory mama hands. Raaawwrrrrr

...


And then?

And then you break out the toys and the ball gag, obviously...

AND THEN?

You join the girl's club.

[Fat Headed Wolf]

InvaderErl wrote...

Mondo47 wrote...

InvaderErl wrote...

Mondo47 wrote...

I'll bite...

While something tells me Jack would know what to do, when and for how long, and as much as I'm a sucker for the girl's romance, I think I'd actually want to get Tali between the sheets more... you just know she'd be coy and nervous and become this trembling bag of putty in your big bad predatory mama hands. Raaawwrrrrr

...


And then?

And then you break out the toys and the ball gag, obviously...

AND THEN?

*Runs out*

[Azint]

IccaRa wrote...

Azint wrote...

IccaRa wrote...

I bet Grunt would gaze upon Shepard's bloody and bruised form afterwards with undisguised tenderness.

"Anyone else hungry? Or is it just me?

Yeah...

It was glorious, Shepard! And you were there!

"This is why I follow you, Shepard! BIG THINGS!"

[Mondo47]

InvaderErl wrote...

Mondo47 wrote...

InvaderErl wrote...

Mondo47 wrote...

I'll bite...

While something tells me Jack would know what to do, when and for how long, and as much as I'm a sucker for the girl's romance, I think I'd actually want to get Tali between the sheets more... you just know she'd be coy and nervous and become this trembling bag of putty in your big bad predatory mama hands. Raaawwrrrrr

...


And then?

And then you break out the toys and the ball gag, obviously...

AND THEN?

You're obviously enjoying this too much. Cold shower for you!

[Onyx Jaguar]

But, but do stay they were just getting to the good part!

[IccaRa]

Azint wrote...

IccaRa wrote...

Azint wrote...

IccaRa wrote...

I bet Grunt would gaze upon Shepard's bloody and bruised form afterwards with undisguised tenderness.

"Anyone else hungry? Or is it just me?

Yeah...

It was glorious, Shepard! And you were there!

"This is why I follow you, Shepard! BIG THINGS!"

YEAH, RIGHT ON YOUR ASS!

[InvaderErl]

WEAK.

[Azint]

I think Grunt is the only one with the stamina to take up the whole crew.

[Fat Headed Wolf]

IccaRa wrote...

Azint wrote...

IccaRa wrote...

Azint wrote...

IccaRa wrote...

I bet Grunt would gaze upon Shepard's bloody and bruised form afterwards with undisguised tenderness.

"Anyone else hungry? Or is it just me?

Yeah...

It was glorious, Shepard! And you were there!

"This is why I follow you, Shepard! BIG THINGS!"

YEAH, RIGHT ON YOUR ASS!

Remember when I said this thread would be greater than the "Did Jacob and Miranda have you know what before Shepard come and bang her" thread?

Well, that did it...... This thread is officially awesome! 

[Steel Dancer]

Azint wrote...

I think Grunt is the only one with the stamina to take up the whole crew.

"Take up"?

I'm actually not gonna think about that too much...

[Onyx Jaguar]

NOES

[Onyx Jaguar]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Azint wrote...

I think Grunt is the only one with the stamina to take up the whole crew.

I, AM, KROGAN!

YOU SHOULD BE IN AWE

[UsagiVindaloo]

Tali, no ifs ands or buts (besides Tali's butt, I guess).



I mean, I'm a straight(ish) female and I already find her heartmelting and awesome. Only downside is that whatever lust I might feel is somewhat overwhelmed by the urge to give her a big hug and some cookies.

[J0urn3y]

Samara for a femshep. I like a woman with experience. Garrus for a maleshep because look at the other options... plus Garrus is awesome.

[Azint]

Steel Dancer wrote...

Azint wrote...

I think Grunt is the only one with the stamina to take up the whole crew.

"Take up"?

I'm actually not gonna think about that too much...

Let it dwell in your mind.