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[MassAffected]

Nightwriter wrote...

^ No, we can't, Onyx. On this thread I'm supposed to be gay and I can't talk about male hotness.

Psh. Silly.

But DEM abs!!!

[MassAffected]

Gavinthelocust wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

Yeah, 2001 sucked. It's like one of those obscure paintings at an art museum that nobody understands but people claim that it is "brilliant" so that they sound intelligent.

You can fast forward through 95 percent of that movie and not miss a thing since 95 percent of it is just stuff floating around in space with nothing happening.

What does this have to do with having hot fourway turian gay sex with Garrus, Gavorn, and the Turian Councillor?

Nothing, and I almost fainted from how hot that would be...

[SuperMedbh]

<dropping crazy thread subject, should have known better>



I'd like to see MaleShep do that sex kitten thing when chatting up Jacob. "I just want to....taaalk a bit."

[SuperMedbh]

Gavinthelocust wrote...
What does this have to do with having hot fourway turian gay sex with Garrus, Gavorn, and the Turian Councillor?

"A hot fourway?  Ah yes....we have dismissed....wait a minute, with GARRUS?  Meet you at the hot tub!"

[CrookedAsylum]

    * Morrigan: You seem so deep in thought, my dear Sten. Thinking of me, perhaps? The two of us, together at last?
    * Sten: Yes.
    * Morrigan: I... what did you say?
    * Sten: You will need armor, I think. And a helmet. And something to bite down on. How strong are human teeth?
    * Morrigan: How strong are my teeth?
    * Sten: Qunari teeth can bite through leather, wood, even metal given time. Which reminds me, I may try to nuzzle.
    * Morrigan: Nuzzle?
    * Sten: If that happens, you'll need an iron pry bar. Heat it in a fire, first, or it may not get my attention.
    * Morrigan: Perhaps it would be better if we did not proceed.
    * Sten: Are you certain? If it will satisfy your curiosity...
    * Morrigan: Yes. Yes, I think it is best.

Sten. Sten times infinity. I don't care that he's in Dragon Age, this scene made me laugh my ass off.

[Nightwriter]

SuperMedbh wrote...



I'd like to see MaleShep do that sex kitten thing when chatting up Jacob. "I just want to....taaalk a bit."

EPIC. NIGHTWRITER MUST SEE THIS.

[JRCHOharry]

OK so, if i were gay i'd try to romance Joker... I mean c'mon its Seth Green!

[Koen Casier]

Gavinthelocust wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

Yeah, 2001 sucked. It's like one of those obscure paintings at an art museum that nobody understands but people claim that it is "brilliant" so that they sound intelligent.

You can fast forward through 95 percent of that movie and not miss a thing since 95 percent of it is just stuff floating around in space with nothing happening.

What does this have to do with having hot fourway turian gay sex with Garrus, Gavorn, and the Turian Councillor?

Oh you can have more than one at a time? 

EDI tell the male crew to assemble we have much to talk about do. 

[Steel Dancer]

Joisan wrote...

Even if I didn't have to imagine I was gay for the sake of this thread, I wouldn't go near Jacob as a romantic interest with a 10-foot-pole.  He has none of the qualities I appreciate in a man.

How about with a 10 foot cattle prod?

And no, that priiiiize is a Do Not Want.

[Azint]

CrookedAsylum wrote...

    * Morrigan: You seem so deep in thought, my dear Sten. Thinking of me, perhaps? The two of us, together at last?
    * Sten: Yes.
    * Morrigan: I... what did you say?
    * Sten: You will need armor, I think. And a helmet. And something to bite down on. How strong are human teeth?
    * Morrigan: How strong are my teeth?
    * Sten: Qunari teeth can bite through leather, wood, even metal given time. Which reminds me, I may try to nuzzle.
    * Morrigan: Nuzzle?
    * Sten: If that happens, you'll need an iron pry bar. Heat it in a fire, first, or it may not get my attention.
    * Morrigan: Perhaps it would be better if we did not proceed.
    * Sten: Are you certain? If it will satisfy your curiosity...
    * Morrigan: Yes. Yes, I think it is best.

Sten. Sten times infinity. I don't care that he's in Dragon Age, this scene made me laugh my ass off.

Azint approves +8

[Steel Dancer]

Koen Casier wrote...

Gavinthelocust wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

Yeah, 2001 sucked. It's like one of those obscure paintings at an art museum that nobody understands but people claim that it is "brilliant" so that they sound intelligent.

You can fast forward through 95 percent of that movie and not miss a thing since 95 percent of it is just stuff floating around in space with nothing happening.

What does this have to do with having hot fourway turian gay sex with Garrus, Gavorn, and the Turian Councillor?

Oh you can have more than one at a time? 

EDI tell the male crew to assemble we have much to talk about do. 

And you can bet this'd be one of the few times people remember Omni-tools have a record setting.

[Joisan]

MassAffected wrote...

Nightwriter wrote...

^ No, we can't, Onyx. On this thread I'm supposed to be gay and I can't talk about male hotness.

Psh. Silly.

But DEM abs!!!

Are waaaaaaaay too sculpted for my taste.

[Joisan]

Steel Dancer wrote...

How about with a 10 foot cattle prod?

And no, that priiiiize is a Do Not Want.

Oh, I'd touch him with a cattle prod alright.  Right in those abs that somebody was swooning over.  *Eyeroll* Poorly modeled, IMO.

[Daewan]

Joisan wrote...

Steel Dancer wrote...

How about with a 10 foot cattle prod?

And no, that priiiiize is a Do Not Want.

Oh, I'd touch him with a cattle prod alright.  Right in those abs that somebody was swooning over.  *Eyeroll* Poorly modeled, IMO.

Can we stop talking about icky things and go back to what's really important?  Long elevator rides with Kaidan, for example.

[Onyx Jaguar]

Daewan wrote...

Joisan wrote...

Steel Dancer wrote...

How about with a 10 foot cattle prod?

And no, that priiiiize is a Do Not Want.

Oh, I'd touch him with a cattle prod alright.  Right in those abs that somebody was swooning over.  *Eyeroll* Poorly modeled, IMO.

Can we stop talking about icky things and go back to what's really important?  Long elevator rides with Kaidan, for example.

Or Keith David, he had me at  "Cut me loose, cut me loose!  Cut me loose!"

[Joisan]

Daewan wrote...

Can we stop talking about icky things and go back to what's really important?  Long elevator rides with Kaidan, for example.

Absolutely

"5 minutes?  Plenty of time!"

[Azint]

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

Or Keith David, he had me at  "Cut me loose, cut me loose!  Cut me loose!"

Kieth David had me at; "I am called Goliath".

[Mondo47]

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

Daewan wrote...

Joisan wrote...

Steel Dancer wrote...

How about with a 10 foot cattle prod?

And no, that priiiiize is a Do Not Want.

Oh, I'd touch him with a cattle prod alright.  Right in those abs that somebody was swooning over.  *Eyeroll* Poorly modeled, IMO.

Can we stop talking about icky things and go back to what's really important?  Long elevator rides with Kaidan, for example.

Or Keith David, he had me at  "Cut me loose, cut me loose!  Cut me loose!"

Much as I like him, Kurt Russell will always steal that scene... "We'll do you last."

[Onyx Jaguar]

Mondo47 wrote...

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

Daewan wrote...

Joisan wrote...

Steel Dancer wrote...

How about with a 10 foot cattle prod?

And no, that priiiiize is a Do Not Want.

Oh, I'd touch him with a cattle prod alright.  Right in those abs that somebody was swooning over.  *Eyeroll* Poorly modeled, IMO.

Can we stop talking about icky things and go back to what's really important?  Long elevator rides with Kaidan, for example.

Or Keith David, he had me at  "Cut me loose, cut me loose!  Cut me loose!"

Much as I like him, Kurt Russell will always steal that scene... "We'll do you last."

omfg if Kurt Russell would be in ME 2 :wub::wub::wub:

[MassAffected]

Joisan wrote...

Steel Dancer wrote...

How about with a 10 foot cattle prod?

And no, that priiiiize is a Do Not Want.

Oh, I'd touch him with a cattle prod alright.  Right in those abs that somebody was swooning over.  *Eyeroll* Poorly modeled, IMO.

Don't hate

*Strokes Jacob's "sculpted" abs*

[Onyx Jaguar]

That scene ALWAYS makes me jump when he touches the blood right after he says "We'll do you last"

[Nightwriter]

Okay, do I have to break gay to tell you people Jacob's not that hot?



Kaidan had some abs, okay? Cut, trim, not overdone, totally smexy and not looking like he'd fed his torso steroids that he'd forgot to give his legs, too.

[Mondo47]

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

That scene ALWAYS makes me jump when he touches the blood right after he says "We'll do you last"

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[Ozzy57]

Captin Anderson

[MassAffected]

Nightwriter wrote...

Okay, do I have to break gay to tell you people Jacob's not that hot?

Kaidan had some abs, okay? Cut, trim, not overdone, totally smexy and not looking like he'd fed his torso steroids that he'd forgot to give his legs, too.

I must politely inform you that I'm only "drooling" over Jacob because no one else will. I really could care less, but don't tell him that.