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[MassAffected]

Ozzy57 wrote...

Captin Anderson

How in the world did he slip my mind? *sigh* Captain Anderson

When he punched Udina it got me really excited.

[Nightwriter]

MassAffected wrote...

I must politely inform you that I'm only "drooling" over Jacob because no one else will. I really could care less, but don't tell him that.

You're forgiven. You nice man, you.

[IccaRa]

But who tops, MA?

[Reptilian Rob]

I hear Garrus does a fine spread eagle impression.......

[MassAffected]

IccaRa wrote...

But who tops, MA?

I must confess, while I fantasize of what could be I'm a one man kinda guy and have to stay true to my man...

Niftu Cal. He is a "devine" specimen of all that is man.

[IccaRa]

MassAffected wrote...

IccaRa wrote...

But who tops, MA?

I must confess, while I fantasize of what could be I'm a one man kinda guy and have to stay true to my man...

Niftu Cal. He is a "devine" specimen of all that is man.

And who tops between you and your beefslice Niftu? You both seem so masculine and dominate.

[Reptilian Rob]

InvaderErl wrote...

Jacob is too hot to ignore.

But the Priiiize......

[MassAffected]

IccaRa wrote...

MassAffected wrote...

IccaRa wrote...

But who tops, MA?

I must confess, while I fantasize of what could be I'm a one man kinda guy and have to stay true to my man...

Niftu Cal. He is a "devine" specimen of all that is man.

And who tops between you and your beefslice Niftu? You both seem so masculine and dominate.

 a "lady" never tells

[Steel Dancer]

MassAffected wrote...
I must politely inform you that I'm only "drooling" over Jacob because no one else will. I really could care less, but don't tell him that.

Awww, a sympathy fffffffffling

[MassAffected]

Steel Dancer wrote...

MassAffected wrote...
I must politely inform you that I'm only "drooling" over Jacob because no one else will. I really could care less, but don't tell him that.

Awww, a sympathy fffffffffling

I'm a gentle being

[Reptilian Rob]

[Jack Package]

If my Shepard was gay he would romance Miranda to cover up that he is gay

[IccaRa]

MassAffected wrote...

 a "lady" never tells

Take pictures! c:

[Gavinthelocust]

Reptilian Rob wrote...

I'd hop on that love boat

[MassAffected]

IccaRa wrote...

MassAffected wrote...

 a "lady" never tells

Take pictures! c:

Heheh read between the lines and you'll know

[Reptilian Rob]

Gavinthelocust wrote...

Reptilian Rob wrote...

I'd hop on that love boat

The boat is the priiize.

[Koen Casier]

 Since so may go for Garrus here is something I just wrote on the "Lines that ME characters would never say." thread


Ashley: "You where right along I should never have talked to you like that on Horizon, lets pick things up where we left off"
Shepard: "Sorry Ashley, but after Horizon I found another to love"
Ashley: "I can understand that, so who is she? Little miss perfect or the basement dwelling psycho biker chick?"
Shepard: "No, Ashley it's not them it's Garrus"
Ashley: "Garrus? GARRUS! he is a... he. He is a turian! You know what they did to us in the war!"
Shepard [renegade answer]: "You should know what he does to me in the bedroom"
Garrus: "You know what they say, once you go Palavian..."

Link to post

[Maria Caliban]

Busomjack wrote...

If you were gay, who would you want to have a romance with?

I am gay. My girlfriend.

[MassAffected]

Reptilian Rob wrote...

Gavinthelocust wrote...

Reptilian Rob wrote...

I'd hop on that love boat

The boat is the priiize.

OMFG that **** is sooo funny! I keep waiting for it to go "SHAFT!"

[MassAffected]

Maria Caliban wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

If you were gay, who would you want to have a romance with?

I am gay. My girlfriend.

[LebatomiBeni]

Jack. <3

But I don't want a venereal disease, knowing everybody and their grandmother has been up in that thang.

[jtav]

Short-term: Miranda. Hot, but I suspected we'd end up killing each other sooner or later.

Long term: Tali. Sweet kid and we're both geeks.

[GrumpyGirl]

I am a female who plays as a male and i had sex with miranda... and my boyfriend (real life) is confused:))) i always ROTFL when he is jealous:)))

[Busomjack]

Gavinthelocust wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

Yeah, 2001 sucked. It's like one of those obscure paintings at an art museum that nobody understands but people claim that it is "brilliant" so that they sound intelligent.

You can fast forward through 95 percent of that movie and not miss a thing since 95 percent of it is just stuff floating around in space with nothing happening.

What does this have to do with having hot fourway turian gay sex with Garrus, Gavorn, and the Turian Councillor?

Nothing, but this is my thread so there!