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LordMandalore

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ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF THIS THREAD
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GREETINGS FILTHY HUMAN MEATPUPPETS
ASK HARBINGER YOUR STUPID QUESTIONS THAT YOU CANNOT HOPE TO COMPREHEND
HARBINGER MIGHT ANSWER

ALSO: BEHOLD HARBINGER'S GLORY

Modifié par LordMandalore, 11 avril 2010 - 04:47 .


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Why did you decide to take the time from your busy schedule to begin this exchange?

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thepiebaker

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how do we win "the game?"

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Tooneyman

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I'm guessing your bored lol.

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bobobo878 wrote...

Why did you decide to take the time from your busy schedule to begin this exchange?

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HARBINGER GREW TIRED OF HIS GREAT WORKS AND DECIDED TO TAKE A BREAK
DO NOT QUESTION HARBINGER OF HIS DOINGS
THEY ARE BEYOND THE COLORS OF YOUR THOUGHT


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LordMandalore

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thepiebaker wrote...

how do we win "the game?"

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YOU MUST BRUSH YOUR TEETH DAILY
WITH A BRICK


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Do you realize that when you assume you make an ass of...



I can't even finish this lame joke. Move along, move along, nothing to see here.

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kaotician

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Which is better, a circle or a square, Great One?

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spacehamsterZH wrote...

Do you realize that when you assume you make an ass of...

I can't even finish this lame joke. Move along, move along, nothing to see here.

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I DO NOT MAKE AN ASS OF U AND ME
BECAUSE I AM ASSUMING CONTROL OF SOMETHING ELSE
SO IT IS ME I AM MAKING AN ASS OF
TWICE
AT THE SAME TIME
TREMBLE BEFORE THE MAJESTY OF IT


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thepiebaker

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how do we shot web?

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kaotician wrote...

Which is better, a circle or a square, Great One?

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SHAPES ARE BUT AN ILLUSION
THE ANSWER IS PURPLE


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How do reapers go to the bathroom?

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LordMandalore

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thepiebaker wrote...

how do we shot web?

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SIMPLE
YOU MUST FIRST LOCATE THE NECRONOMICON
IT IS LOCATED IN THE PLANES OF OBLIVION, SOUTH DAKOTA
YOU MUST THEN ACTIVATE THE INDEX
THEN PLACE IT IN THE WATER TEMPLE
YOUR WILLPOWER MUST BE GREATER THAN 7 BUT NO LESS THAN 12


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thepiebaker

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what is the ultimate new years resolution?

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bobobo878 wrote...

How do reapers go to the bathroom?

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YOU MUST SEE TO UNDERSTAND


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thepiebaker wrote...

what is the ultimate new years resolution?

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Why are you just so gosh-darned mean to the Collectors?

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thepiebaker

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its a bright and beautiful morning. what should i do today?

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Did the reapers hold some kind of a service when Sovereign passed away?

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LordMandalore

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Steel Dancer wrote...

Why are you just so gosh-darned mean to the Collectors?

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THIS CAN BE ANSWERED WITH ONE OF HARBINGER'S MANY POEMS
*AHEM*
HARBINGER WAS HAPPILY TAKING A TRIP
WHEN HARBINGER CAME ACROSS A PROTHEAN SHIP
HARBINGER TRIED TO WOO THEM, WITH SEDUCTIVE CALLS
BUT ONE KICKED HARBINGER, IN HIS REAPER BALLS


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Okay Harbinger, who's the hottest NPC in the Mass Effect universe?

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what do you reapers think of abominations like 1000 page threads?

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LordMandalore

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thepiebaker wrote...

its a bright and beautiful morning. what should i do today?

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PET YOUR DOG
STAB THE HOMELESS
DO COMMUNITY SERVICE
THROW SNAKES AT ORPAHSN
WATCH A SUNSET
SUBMIT NOW SHEPARD


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spacehamsterZH

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Does Harbinger know Gavorn's tricks?

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I was recently gallivanting around the galaxy, stopping some creatures who were abducting a lot of my people, for some type of experimenting. They were working for this guy who kept saying he was "assuming direct control" and that he knew I felt this. Any idea how to stop this jerk and his buddies?