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[thepiebaker]

harby, why do the elcors rape you?

[SuperMedbh]

Dear Harbinger, I have a creative niece who has gotten hooked on the Twilight books. How can I get her to read other SF/Fantasy books as well? Please help, if I have to hear about 1000 year old sparkly vampires seducing teenage girls one more time, there's going to be a bit of Auntie-Spew action.

[javierabegazo]

thepiebaker wrote...

Azint wrote...

What is love?

baby dont hurt me
dont hurt me
no more...

this is DIRECTLY appropriate to this discussion

http://www.zshare.ne...49133720cbccfe/

lol, I threw this together back in the old forums

[thepiebaker]

SuperMedbh wrote...

Dear Harbinger, I have a creative niece who has gotten hooked on the Twilight books. How can I get her to read other SF/Fantasy books as well? Please help, if I have to hear about 1000 year old sparkly vampires seducing teenage girls one more time, there's going to be a bit of Auntie-Spew action.

find a book that has real vampires, get her to read it, have her watch the blade, buffy, and underworld movies and anything else with real vampries, and tell her that that's what real vampires are like

[LordMandalore]

SuperMedbh wrote...

Dear Harbinger, I have a creative niece who has gotten hooked on the Twilight books. How can I get her to read other SF/Fantasy books as well? Please help, if I have to hear about 1000 year old sparkly vampires seducing teenage girls one more time, there's going to be a bit of Auntie-Spew action.

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I AM CONSULTING WITH THE OTHERS TO DEVELOP A STEP BY STEP PLAN
STANDBY MORTAL...

Modifié par LordMandalore, 28 avril 2010 - 09:47 .

[Gavinthelocust]

Harbinger, I have become addicted to moar. How can I get over it before Grumpygirl shoves a tire iron down my urethra?

[Xanthor]

thepiebaker wrote...

SuperMedbh wrote...

Dear Harbinger, I have a creative niece who has gotten hooked on the Twilight books. How can I get her to read other SF/Fantasy books as well? Please help, if I have to hear about 1000 year old sparkly vampires seducing teenage girls one more time, there's going to be a bit of Auntie-Spew action.

find a book that has real vampires, get her to read it, have her watch the blade, buffy, and underworld movies and anything else with real vampries, and tell her that that's what real vampires are like

I think I'm going to cry myself to sleep. Now that I know that vampires are real.

[odinn93]

Dear Harbinger, why can't donuts be square?

[SuperMedbh]

thepiebaker wrote...

SuperMedbh wrote...

Dear Harbinger, I have a creative niece who has gotten hooked on the Twilight books. How can I get her to read other SF/Fantasy books as well? Please help, if I have to hear about 1000 year old sparkly vampires seducing teenage girls one more time, there's going to be a bit of Auntie-Spew action.

find a book that has real vampires, get her to read it, have her watch the blade, buffy, and underworld movies and anything else with real vampries, and tell her that that's what real vampires are like

(Seriously--  Buffy is a great idea, thanks.  But I will wait for Harbinger to weigh in )

[Xanthor]

odinn93 wrote...

Dear Harbinger, why can't donuts be square?

http://www.hollyeats...lazedSingle.jpg

[LordMandalore]

SuperMedbh wrote...

Dear Harbinger, I have a creative niece who has gotten hooked on the Twilight books. How can I get her to read other SF/Fantasy books as well? Please help, if I have to hear about 1000 year old sparkly vampires seducing teenage girls one more time, there's going to be a bit of Auntie-Spew action.

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1) INFORM THE CHILD OF THE TRUTH, TWILIGHT IS SIMPLY A YOUNG GIRL CHOOSING BETWEEN SCREWING A CORPSE OR A MAN -DOG
2) INTRODUCE HER TO THE 'REAL' JACOB TAYLOR

3) AFTER HER MIND HAS BEEN DERPED BY A SUFFICIENT AMOUNT OF PRIZE. SHE MUST THEN BE SHOWN PICTURES OF VARIOUS TWILIGHT CHARACTERS, FLASHING IN RANDOM YOUTUBE POOP-LIKE FASHIONS WHILE VARIOUS SHOW TUNES PLAY
4) REPEAT FOR AT LEAST SEVEN HARVESTING CYCLES
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH HARBINGER HATES TWILIGHT

[Gavinthelocust]

Xanthor wrote...

odinn93 wrote...

Dear Harbinger, why can't donuts be square?

http://www.hollyeats...lazedSingle.jpg

[LordMandalore]

Gavinthelocust wrote...

Harbinger, I have become addicted to moar. How can I get over it before Grumpygirl shoves a tire iron down my urethra?

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A GIRL YOU SAY?
THROW DIRTY SILVERWARE AS FAR AS YOU CAN, SHE WILL CHASE IT DOWN TO TRY AND CLEAN IT
YOU WILL HAVE BUT A FEW MINUTES TO ESCAPE

[Xanthor]

Harbinger, can you harvest just Twilight lovers?

[LordMandalore]

thepiebaker wrote...

are there any baby reapers?

[LordMandalore]

Xanthor wrote...

Harbinger, can you harvest just Twilight lovers?

[Annihilator27]

Harbinger, Do you fear Blasto?

[javierabegazo]

LordMandalore wrote...

thepiebaker wrote...

are there any baby reapers?

Can you tell us a Dead Reaper Baby Joke?

[Privateerkev]

Harbinger, are you shy at admitting your love for Jacob? You've been dodging my question for more than a day now...

[LordMandalore]

javierabegazo wrote...

LordMandalore wrote...

thepiebaker wrote...

are there any baby reapers?

Can you tell us a Dead Reaper Baby Joke?

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VERY WELL!
WHAT IS THE CURE FOR A CRYING BABY?
SMOTHERING
IT'S NOT MUCH OF A JOKE COME TO THINK OF IT, MORE OF A FACT

[LordMandalore]

Privateerkev wrote...

Harbinger, are you shy at admitting your love for Jacob? You've been dodging my question for more than a day now...

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WE HAVE...ISSUES

[Notho]

Aw, you guys are on a break? You made such a cute couple...

[AventuroLegendary]

Dear Harbinger, Why is it you're a coward that works through collectors while you kick it back at reaper space?

[LordMandalore]

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

Dear Harbinger, Why is it you're a coward that works through collectors while you kick it back at reaper space?

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WHY IS IT THAT YOU'RE SOME GUY DESPERATE TO GET AN ANSWER FROM SAID COWARD?
YOUR HOUSE WILL BECOME MY LABORATORY