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[LordMandalore]

Maria Caliban wrote...

Okay Harbinger, who's the hottest NPC in the Mass Effect universe?

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QUITE SIMPLE.
ZAEED
BUT ONLY WHEN YOU KILL HIM WITH FIRE

[jgomezish]

what is the color of my underwear?

[LordMandalore]

spacehamsterZH wrote...

Does Harbinger know Gavorn's tricks?

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YES
IT IS A RUBBER BAND IN HIS SLEAVE
HE FILMS THE OPTIMAL REACTION OF A VICTIM
THEN EDITS IT TO MAKE HIS TRICK SEEM BETTER
STUPID VORCHA

[LordMandalore]

jgomezish wrote...

what is the color of my underwear?

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NINETEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1ONEONE11PURPLE1

Modifié par LordMandalore, 09 avril 2010 - 12:17 .

[thepiebaker]

so ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

[Toxik King]

yo momma

[Cerrydd]

Do you know where the 'caps lock' button is on your keyboard?

[Maria Caliban]

LordMandalore wrote...

QUITE SIMPLE.
ZAEED
BUT ONLY WHEN YOU KILL HIM WITH FIRE

Oh, brava.

[packardbell]

Why do reapers have a superiority complex, despite Sovereign getting his ass kicked by Shepard?













with the help of a joint alliance fleet

[LordMandalore]

bobobo878 wrote...

Did the reapers hold some kind of a service when Sovereign passed away?

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YES THERE WAS SERVICE
MANY WORLDS WERE DESTROYED IN HIS HONOR
AT LEAST...HARBINGER THINKS THEY WERE DESTROYED BECAUSE OF SOVERIGN

[Hk47sPappy]

Where do babies come from?

[LordMandalore]

packardbell wrote...

Why do reapers have a superiority complex, despite Sovereign getting his ass kicked by Shepard?






with the help of a joint alliance fleet

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BECAUSE
OUR BRAIN ARE LIKE THIS ------------------------------------------------------------------
AND YOUR BRAIN ARE LIKE __

[LordMandalore]

Cerrydd wrote...

Do you know where the 'caps lock' button is on your keyboard?

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THIS HURTS YOU

[kaotician]

Do you offer marriage advice, Great One? I'd like to **** my best friend's wife, but can't find a 'How To' book.

[LordMandalore]

Hk47sPappy wrote...

Where do babies come from?

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[xGimpyx]

If everything I say is a lie and I tell you I'm lying, am I telling the truth?

[Steel Dancer]

LordMandalore wrote...

Cerrydd wrote...

Do you know where the 'caps lock' button is on your keyboard?

THIS HURTS YOU

That wins. Everything. Ever

[Hk47sPappy]

Who is cooler: GLaDOS or HK-47?

[LordMandalore]

kaotician wrote...

Do you offer marriage advice, Great One? I'd like to **** my best friend's wife, but can't find a 'How To' book.

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YOU DARE TRIFLE WITH INFIDELITY?!
BEFORE HARBINGER?!?!?
HARBINGER HAS FOUND THE MATE FOR YOU:

[Azint]

Coke or Pepsi?

[LordMandalore]

Hk47sPappy wrote...

Who is cooler: GLaDOS or HK-47?

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HK-47
THE CONSTRUCT APPEARS TO HAVE THE RIGHT IDEA
HUMANS ARE INDEED MEATBAGS

[thepiebaker]

thepiebaker wrote...

so ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

[apotheosic]

Why do the Reapers all look like squids, oh glorious one?

[LordMandalore]

thepiebaker wrote...

thepiebaker wrote...

so ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

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DUH
THE QUEEN HUMAN
AKA: THE MOTHER
DO YOU TAKE HARBINGER AS A DEMOCRATIC PANCAKE?

[LordMandalore]

Azint wrote...

Coke or Pepsi?

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DUH
QUAFE
IT IS SHEPARD'S FAVORITE DRINK ON THE CITADEL
ALL SODA BENDS TO MY WILL