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#51
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Azint wrote...

Coke or Pepsi?

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DUH
QUAFE
IT IS SHEPARD'S FAVORITE DRINK ON THE CITADEL
ALL SODA BENDS TO MY WILL


#52
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If I date your girlfriend oh great Harbinger, will your head explode?

#53
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Is Orange Box currently available on the 360 games on demand? I checked but Conker wasn't. :(

#54
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apotheosic wrote...

Why do the Reapers all look like squids, oh glorious one?

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SQUID?
WHAT IS A SQUID?
OUR DESIGN IS BASED OFF OF LAMP SHADES, THAT THE MOLE PEOPLE OF YAVIN 4 UTILIZED


#55
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apotheosic wrote...

Why do the Reapers all look like squids, oh glorious one?

They look more like human head lice to me :huh:

#56
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gmartin40 wrote...

If I date your girlfriend oh great Harbinger, will your head explode?

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YOU WANT TO DATE MY GIRLFRIEND?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT EVEN LOOKS LIKE?
DON'T DO IT
PRESERVE YOUR TESTICLES IF POSSIBLE


#57
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bobobo878 wrote...

Is Orange Box currently available on the 360 games on demand? I checked but Conker wasn't. :(

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THEY DON'T HAVE CONKER ANYMORE?!?
HARBINGER'S FAVORITE RODENT OF DESTRUCTION
DAMN IT
FOR THIS, I WILL DEVOUR FIVE SUNS AND FOUR TACO BELLS


#58
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which is better xbox 360 or playstation 3

#59
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What's the average air speed of an unladen swallow?

#60
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Hk47sPappy wrote...

What's the average air speed of an unladen swallow?

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AFRICAN OR EUROPEAN?
OR SOME FORM OF VORCHA OFFSHOOT?


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LordMandalore wrote...

kaotician wrote...

Do you offer marriage advice, Great One? I'd like to **** my best friend's wife, but can't find a 'How To' book.

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YOU DARE TRIFLE WITH INFIDELITY?!
BEFORE HARBINGER?!?!?
HARBINGER HAS FOUND THE MATE FOR YOU:
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But, but that's a picture of ME, Great One!!! What are you telling me?!

#62
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Maria Caliban wrote...

LordMandalore wrote...

QUITE SIMPLE.
ZAEED
BUT ONLY WHEN YOU KILL HIM WITH FIRE


Oh, brava.


Brava? So...Harbinger is female? :blink:

O Great Harbinger, are you male or female? Or...

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what is ur name?

#64
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Uh, Mr Harbringer, sir... Hi I'm Drone 3888675. I, uh, work in the Base, you know the one in the center of the galaxy... Well i was wondering, will we be getting medical anytime soon?

#65
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did harbinger and sovereign experiment with gay sex with each other when they were in college?

#66
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Harbringer, a certain Turian council member has dismissed claims about you. Your reaction?

#67
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what is ur quest?

#68
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abstractwhiz wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...

LordMandalore wrote...

QUITE SIMPLE.
ZAEED
BUT ONLY WHEN YOU KILL HIM WITH FIRE


Oh, brava.


Brava? So...Harbinger is female? :blink:

O Great Harbinger, are you male or female? Or...


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HARBINGER'S GENDER?
THIS CAN BE EXPLAINED BY THE DIAGRAM:
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#69
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what is ur favourite colour?

#70
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ReconTeam wrote...

Harbringer, a certain Turian council member has dismissed claims about you. Your reaction?

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AH YES, TURIANS
I HAVE DISMISSED THIS CLAIM


#71
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BlackwindTheCommander wrote...

Uh, Mr Harbringer, sir... Hi I'm Drone 3888675. I, uh, work in the Base, you know the one in the center of the galaxy... Well i was wondering, will we be getting medical anytime soon?

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YOU HAVE PLENTY OF COVERAGE ALREADY
THE RUSTY SAW AND THE BOX OF BAND-AIDS IS PLENTY!
SILENCE
HARBINGER IS TRYING TO TiVo GLEE


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This would be awesome if it wasn't completely stolen from 4chan and LW and CDN.

#73
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Can you guys not eliminate all space-faring life in the galaxy Mr. Harbinger? Please?

#74
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LordMandalore wrote...

Hk47sPappy wrote...

Who is cooler: GLaDOS or HK-47?

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HK-47
THE CONSTRUCT APPEARS TO HAVE THE RIGHT IDEA
HUMANS ARE INDEED MEATBAGS


I like you.

#75
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Xaijin wrote...

This would be awesome if it wasn't completely stolen from 4chan and LW and CDN.

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WHAT ARE THESE ACRONYMS OF WHICH YOU SPEAK?
HARBINGER BANISHES YOU TO THE WARP