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#126
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inversevideo wrote...

While we have you, why do Aussies love vegemite?

What exactly is vegemite?


Drop Bear repellant. Harbinger wouldn't tell you that, either ;)

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HARBINGER IS IN AN IMPORTANT MEETING
WITH SEVERAL ELCOR...FRIENDS
HARBINGER WILL RETURN SOON TO ANSWER YOUR PATHETIC QUESTIONS

Modifié par LordMandalore, 10 avril 2010 - 12:11 .


#128
Jumpm4n

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Does this hurt me?

#129
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LordMandalore wrote...

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HARBINGER IS IN AN IMPORTANT MEETING
WITH SEVERAL ELCOR...FRIENDS
HARBINGER WILL RETURN SOON TO ANSWER YOUR PATHETIC QUESTIONS


Do I dare ask how many elcor we're talking about? :whistle:

#130
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Do you have a fetish for Tali great one?

#131
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RUDIMENTARY CREATURES OF BLOOD AND FLESH
YOU TOUCH MY MIND FUMBLING IN IGNORANCE,
INCAPABLE OF UNDERSTANDING

The
Governator wrote...

Nazara was your superior. Harbinger you are
too emotional. Do you feel badly that most people think Nazara was
your superior...oh, and what is your real name?


HARBINGER'S SOUL NAME IS SO FAR BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION
YOU CANNOT EVEN IMAGINE IT.
YOUR FLATTERY IS UNNECESSARY. I AM THE VANGUARD OF YOUR DESTRUCTION
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kraidy1117 wrote...

Do you have a fetish for Tali great one?


QUARIAN: CONSIDERED DUE TO CYBERNETIC AUGMENTATION
WEAKENED IMMUNE SYSTEM TOO DEBILITATING
ALSO, HARBINGER'S FETISH FOR HUMANS LEGENDARY IN DARK SPACE

Modifié par Vhira, 10 avril 2010 - 02:59 .


#132
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ForteSJGR wrote...

Oh Great Harbringer,
Are you secretly Rick Astley? Because you seem to never give up on Shepard.


WE ARE INFINTE, AS IS HARBINGER'S LUST FOR SHEPARD.
MILLIONS OF YEARS AFTER RICK ASTLEY HAS "LET YOU DOWN AND GIVEN YOU UP"
WE WILL ENDURE

#133
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Mr. Harbinger, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

#134
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XtremegamerHK47 wrote...

Mr. Harbinger, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?


HARBINGER IS IN A MEETING, TOO BUSY FOR YOUR TRIVIAL INQUIRIES
I AM SOVEREIGN

TOOTSIE POPS HAVE NO BEGINNING
THEY HAVE NO END
THEY ARE ETERNAL
THEY SIMPLY ARE

Modifié par Vhira, 10 avril 2010 - 03:26 .


#135
thepiebaker

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sovereign, have you an harb ever experimented with gay sex with each other while you were in college?

#136
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Sovereign, why is your friend Harby stalking Shepard? He should just ask him/her out already, geez.

#137
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thepiebaker wrote...

sovereign, have you an harb ever experimented with gay sex with each other while you were in college?


HARBINGER WAS NOT THE FIRST
THE PATTERN HAS REPEATED ITSELF MORE TIMES THAN YOU CAN FATHOM
THE FORCES OF THE UNIVERSE BEND TO ME


#138
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Harbinger, will i ever find true love?

#139
Vhira

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Jeirt
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Sovereign, why is your friend Harby stalking Shepard?
He should just ask him/her out already, geez.


HARBINGER IS JUST A MACHINE
HIS HEART CAN BE BROKEN


kglaser wrote...

Harbinger, will i ever find true love?


TURIAN, YOU ARE CONSIDERED TOO PRIMITIVE
RECOMMEND CONTINUING MANUAL CALIBRATIONS

Modifié par Vhira, 10 avril 2010 - 04:07 .


#140
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Sovereign what's the meaning of life?

#141
Vhira

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gurlgotkat wrote...

Sovereign what's the meaning of life?


ORGANIC LIFE IS NOTHING BUT A GENETIC MUTATION, AN ACCIDENT
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#142
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Vhira wrote...

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thepiebaker wrote...

sovereign, have you an harb ever experimented with gay sex with each other while you were in college?


HARBINGER WAS NOT THE FIRST
THE PATTERN HAS REPEATED ITSELF MORE TIMES THAN YOU CAN FATHOM
THE FORCES OF THE UNIVERSE BEND TO ME



which one of you plays the role of the women, or do you both? which position do each of you prefer?

#143
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which one of you plays the role of the women, or do you both? which position do each of you prefer?


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IGNORANT MORTAL
THE FORCES OF THE UNIVERSE BEND TO ME
THE CYCLE CANNOT BE BROKEN


#144
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Harbinger is funnier than Sovereign.

#145
thepiebaker

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[quote]Vhira wrote...

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which one of you plays the role of the women, or do you both? which position do each of you prefer?


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IGNORANT MORTAL
THE FORCES OF THE UNIVERSE BEND TO ME
THE CYCLE CANNOT BE BROKEN


[/quote]


so you are the woman?

#146
kglaser

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Harbinger, what's superior: mustard or mayonnaise??

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Dear Harby,

Is it amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock?



p.s. I need scissors

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#148
Mr.BlazenGlazen

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If life gave you lemons, what would you do with them?

#149
c0rps3f4ctory

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what is your opinion of taco bell?

#150
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Can you callibrate guns like Garrus does?