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[LordMandalore]

kglaser wrote...

Harbinger, what's superior: mustard or mayonnaise??

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HARBINGER HAS RETURNED
AND SURPRISED TO FIND THAT SOVERIGN HAS SURVIVED
AS FOR CONDIMENTS...
MUSTARD
BUT KETCHUP IS SUPERIOR TO ALL ORGANIC LIFE

[LordMandalore]

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

If life gave you lemons, what would you do with them?

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LAUNCH THEM BACK THROUGH THE MASS RELAY
AND TELL LIFE TO GET THE HELL OUT OF DARK SPACE

[LordMandalore]

Aedan_Cousland wrote...

Dear Harbinger,

My prized Fornax collection disappeared from under my bunk, and now every time I try to talk to my buddy Garrus, he says he is in the middle of some 'calibrations.' I have reason to believe that he stole it, and I'll be really upset if he returns the Asari threesome issue with the pages stuck together.

Do I keep him on the team or is the unauthorized use of my space porn an end to our bromance?

Thank you for your advice on this matter.

Sincerely,

Commander Shepard

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SHEPARD!
THE TURIAN AND HIS CALIBRATIONS DISGUST HARBINGER
HARBINGER HAS ONE SUGGESTION FOR THE LITERATURE
NUKE IT FROM ORBIT
IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE

[JRCHOharry]

Whats next for Harbinger? Do you think you'll finally be able to start casting auditions for your musical anytime soon?

[kraidy1117]

So Harbinger, do you know where babies come from?

[Fishrut]

if harbinger is back...do we follow him or soverign now?
fish is conflicted over this choice

[LordMandalore]

Fishrut wrote...

if harbinger is back...do we follow him or soverign now?
fish is conflicted over this choice

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YOU MAY TAKE SOVERIGN'S ADVICE IF YOU CHOOSE
BUT REMEMBER WHOSE NAME IS GLORIOUSLY WRITTEN ON THE THREAD TOPIC

[LordMandalore]

JRCHOharry wrote...

Whats next for Harbinger? Do you think you'll finally be able to start casting auditions for your musical anytime soon?

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INDEED
HARBINGER WROTE A SONG FOR YOU ALL TO REHEARSE
*AHEM*
HARBINGER IS GREAT, AND HANDSOME TOO
AGREE, OR HE TAKES CONTROL OF YOU
HE PLAGUES THE GALAXY, LIKE A QUARIAN FEVER
HE SINGS MUCH GREATER THAN JUSTIN BIEBER
YOU CAN TRY SHEPARD, GO DO YOUR BEST
BUT HARBINGER WILL STOP YOU LIKE KANYE WEST
SHEPARD IS HORRIBLE, AND UGLY AND GAY
WHICH LEAVES ONLY THIS FOR ME TO SAY:
SUBMIT NOW SHEPARD

[LordMandalore]

imported_beer wrote...

LordMandalore wrote...
HE MUST SUBMIT IT TO ME
NOW[/b]

So you are not into Females?

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HARBINGER HAS TRANSCENDED THE NEED FOR A MATE
HARBINGER REPRODUCES USING A CLOUD OF SPORES

[LordMandalore]

imported_beer wrote...

LordMandalore wrote...


HARBINGER REPRODUCES USING A CLOUD OF SPORES

Harbie dear. I am a hawt fem shep who has an entire galaxy of males of all species making awkward passes at me. Why should I submit to you?

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BECAUSE
HARBINGER CONTROLS COLLECTORS
AND GETH
ONCE HARBINGER GETH IN YOU, HARBINGER NEVER GETH OUT

[shengar]

Great Harbinger, is there any of your reaper brothers have a form of hamster? turtle? and snail?

Great Harbinger, can i be your dearest friend?

[LordMandalore]

shengar wrote...

Great Harbinger, is there any of your reaper brothers have a form of hamster? turtle? and snail?
Great Harbinger, can i be your dearest friend?

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YES
FRANKLIN, THE GREAT TORTOISE REAPER, IS SCHEDULE TO BURN THE TERMINUS SYSTEMS
AND YES
YOU SHALL BE MY DEAREST FRIENDS
WE SHALL GO TO THE CHUCK E. CHEESE
AND PLAY WACK-A-MOLE
GLORIOUS WACK-A-MOLE
SO GLORIOUS THAT MY BRETHREN SHALL SING OF IT UNTIL THE END OF TIME

[VampireCommando]

would harbinger be so kind as to shove his enormasly large reaper foot up a certain counilors ass for me please?

[Unit-Alpha]

How do you feel about having the Collector base blown up?

[shengar]

Great Harbinger, can you avoid Chuck Norris roundhouse kick?

Great Harbinger, what is your most favorite pizza toppings?

[enzolt]

Great harbinger, why is your whole premise of taking over bodies look so similar to Agents taking over bodies in the Matrix Trilogy?

[LordMandalore]

VampireCommando wrote...

would harbinger be so kind as to shove his enormasly large reaper foot up a certain counilors ass for me please?

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AH YES
UDINA
HARBINGER HATES THAT ****
HOW DARE HE DENIES HARBINGER'S EXISTENCE
...he never called Harbinger back...

[LordMandalore]

Unit-Alpha wrote...

How do you feel about having the Collector base blown up?

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HARBINGER HAS MORE DRONES
LET THE GALAXY QUAKE IN FEAR
HARBINGER WILL SOON DEPLOY THE FOOKIN' PRAWNS

[Unit-Alpha]

Ah, those prawns. So tell me, will you go to Johannesburg, South Africa and kill the racist humans?

[VampireCommando]

LordMandalore wrote...

VampireCommando wrote...

would harbinger be so kind as to shove his enormasly large reaper foot up a certain counilors ass for me please?

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AH YES
UDINA
HARBINGER HATES THAT ****
HOW DARE HE DENIES HARBINGER'S EXISTENCE
...he never called Harbinger back...

aha progress, well why your at the citidel can you do it to the Turian on the counical aswel, because if you do this then he might, just might belive that you exsist.

[kglaser]

That rap song confirms your superiority. I submit. Here's the keys to Earth.

[shengar]

Brothers Harbinger, can i ask multiple question? and did you know that i'm your hamster-shaped brother?

[curly haired boy]

now this thread delivers.



hey Harby, when are you going to make franchise options available? I'm eager to open a Harby's of my own.