Aller au contenu

Photo

Ask Harbinger


  • Veuillez vous connecter pour répondre
541 réponses à ce sujet

#201
Nostradamoose

Nostradamoose
  • Members
  • 2 169 messages

BlackwindTheCommander wrote...

PTPR wrote...

LordMandalore wrote...

Sheepie Crusher wrote...

Dear Harbinger. How would you react if Anderson punched you in the face

/uploads_user/1587000/1586221/24975.jpg
I WOULD DEVOUR HIS SOUL
AND GET HIS E-MAIL ADDRESS
AND SIGN HIM UP FOR A MILEY CYRUS AND JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE FAN CLUB
MY SPAM WILL TEAR HIM APART

Wow, that's a heavy risk................

but the priiiiiizzze...

Is not something to be won

#202
Onyx Jaguar

Onyx Jaguar
  • Members
  • 13 003 messages

BlackwindTheCommander wrote...

PTPR wrote...

LordMandalore wrote...

Sheepie Crusher wrote...

Dear Harbinger. How would you react if Anderson punched you in the face

/uploads_user/1587000/1586221/24975.jpg
I WOULD DEVOUR HIS SOUL
AND GET HIS E-MAIL ADDRESS
AND SIGN HIM UP FOR A MILEY CYRUS AND JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE FAN CLUB
MY SPAM WILL TEAR HIM APART

Wow, that's a heavy risk................

but the priiiiiizzze...


Look at this..

#203
PTPR

PTPR
  • Members
  • 345 messages

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

BlackwindTheCommander wrote...

PTPR wrote...

LordMandalore wrote...

Sheepie Crusher wrote...

Dear Harbinger. How would you react if Anderson punched you in the face

/uploads_user/1587000/1586221/24975.jpg
I WOULD DEVOUR HIS SOUL
AND GET HIS E-MAIL ADDRESS
AND SIGN HIM UP FOR A MILEY CYRUS AND JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE FAN CLUB
MY SPAM WILL TEAR HIM APART

Wow, that's a heavy risk................

but the priiiiiizzze...


Look at this..

hijacking a thread....

#204
Bucky_McLachlan

Bucky_McLachlan
  • Members
  • 369 messages
Harbinger, do you know what vagina smells like?

#205
c0rps3f4ctory

c0rps3f4ctory
  • Members
  • 23 messages
Dear habinger



Liara Tisoni, Kasumi goto, or Miranda lawson



You got to **** one marry one kill one GO!

#206
Noobius_Maximo

Noobius_Maximo
  • Members
  • 639 messages
Almighty Harbinger, how do Reapers release bodily fluids and waste?

Modifié par Noobius_Maximo, 11 avril 2010 - 04:52 .


#207
Reptilian Rob

Reptilian Rob
  • Members
  • 5 964 messages
What is the answer/key to everlasting life?

#208
Highdragonslayer

Highdragonslayer
  • Members
  • 1 009 messages
Harbringer what do you think of this?



#209
LordMandalore

LordMandalore
  • Members
  • 978 messages

Strikor2115 wrote...

Will you go to prom with me? my aunt bailed.

/uploads_user/1587000/1586221/24975.jpg
VERY WELL
BUT WE'RE NOT EATING AT CHEESECAKE FACTORY
THOSE PRICES KILLED HARBINGER AT LAST PROM
$15.00 FOR "DELUXE WATER"
ABOMINATIONS...


#210
LordMandalore

LordMandalore
  • Members
  • 978 messages

imported_beer wrote...

Fishrut wrote...

imported_beer wrote...

LordMandalore wrote...


ONCE HARBINGER GETH IN YOU, HARBINGER NEVER GETH OUT

Why do you want to GETH in when you reproduce by releasing spores?


i want to know the reasoning behind that too...or in that, i am not quite sure


Note Harby didn't answer this question.

Maybe he was shy?

/uploads_user/1587000/1586221/24975.jpg
YOU WILL SEE WHAT HARBINGER WITH GETH IN...
HARBINGER HAS MANY METAL TENTACLES...


#211
LordMandalore

LordMandalore
  • Members
  • 978 messages

DarthCaine wrote...

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

/uploads_user/1587000/1586221/24975.jpg
YOU ARE IRRELEVANT
AS YOU CAN SEE BY THIS IMAGE, WOODCHUCKS ARE INCAPABLE OF CHUCKING WOOD
Image IPB


#212
CaptainFarrell

CaptainFarrell
  • Members
  • 34 messages
Hey Harbinger, here's a question for ya:

If a red house is made of red bricks and a blue house is made of blue bricks, then what color bricks is a green house made of?

#213
DarthCaine

DarthCaine
  • Members
  • 7 175 messages

LordMandalore wrote...

DarthCaine wrote...

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

YOU ARE IRRELEVANT
AS YOU CAN SEE BY THIS IMAGE, WOODCHUCKS ARE INCAPABLE OF CHUCKING WOOD

But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck and should a woodchuck chuck wood?

Modifié par DarthCaine, 11 avril 2010 - 04:34 .


#214
STG

STG
  • Members
  • 831 messages
Dear Harbinger.



If you are really Harbinger, and you claim to be one, why do you use an image of a Collector General instead of yourself? Are you shy? Bad hair day? Red eyes?



Sincerely, a concerned citizen.

#215
c0rps3f4ctory

c0rps3f4ctory
  • Members
  • 23 messages
you know harbenger you blew off two of my question posts I put up your giving me a sad face here

#216
LordMandalore

LordMandalore
  • Members
  • 978 messages

c0rps3f4ctory wrote...

you know harbenger you blew off two of my question posts I put up your giving me a sad face here

/uploads_user/1587000/1586221/24975.jpg
ASK AGAIN
YOU MUST REALIZE HOW MANY USELESS PAGES OF NOTHING HARBINGER MUST SORT THROUGH?!?
YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND IT


#217
LordMandalore

LordMandalore
  • Members
  • 978 messages

STG wrote...

Dear Harbinger.

If you are really Harbinger, and you claim to be one, why do you use an image of a Collector General instead of yourself? Are you shy? Bad hair day? Red eyes?

Sincerely, a concerned citizen.

/uploads_user/1587000/1586221/24975.jpg
THIS IS THE FORM YOUR MIND CAN COMPREHEND
HARBINGER IS TOO GLORIOUS TO APPEAR ON YOUR MONITOR
IT WOULD EXPLODE
IF YOU HAVE VISTA...
THIS MIGHT BE USEFUL ACTUALLY


#218
The Angry One

The Angry One
  • Members
  • 22 246 messages
Harbinger,

What are your opinions on the Hanar, Volus, Elcor and Vorcha?

Are any of those worthy of ascension?

#219
c0rps3f4ctory

c0rps3f4ctory
  • Members
  • 23 messages
my questions are



1. What is your opinion on american obesity?



2. what is your opinion on taco bell?



3. Miranda, liara, or jack you got to **** one marry one kill one go!

#220
LordMandalore

LordMandalore
  • Members
  • 978 messages

c0rps3f4ctory wrote...

my questions are

1. What is your opinion on american obesity?

2. what is your opinion on taco bell?

3. Miranda, liara, or jack you got to **** one marry one kill one go!

/uploads_user/1587000/1586221/24975.jpg
OBESITY?
HARBINGER DOES NOT CARE. HARBINGER HAS TROUBLE SEEING HIS FEET TOO.
TACO BELL?
YOUR BOWELS CANNOT REPEL SPICES OF THAT MAGNITUDE
KILL JACK
MARRY MIRANDA
SCREW LIARA
THEN KILL THE SURVIVORS
WITH FIRE


#221
c0rps3f4ctory

c0rps3f4ctory
  • Members
  • 23 messages
... good answers

#222
LordMandalore

LordMandalore
  • Members
  • 978 messages

The Angry One wrote...

Harbinger,
What are your opinions on the Hanar, Volus, Elcor and Vorcha?
Are any of those worthy of ascension?

/uploads_user/1587000/1586221/24975.jpg
HANAR. JELLYFISH LIKE STRUCTURE. ABSENCE OF BONES. TOO PRIMITIVE.
VOLUS: UNSTABLE PHYSICAL MAKEUP. BIOTIC GOD POTENTIAL NOTED. ABNORMAL PRESSURE RESISTANCE. TOO OBSESSED WITH 'CHITS'.
ELCOR. QUESTIONABLE COMMUNICATION METHOD. HAMLET TICKETS WERE A RIPOFF.
VORCHA. WORTHY OF ASCENSION. WERE ABLE TO PERCIEVE PAST THE TRICKS OF GAVORN.

Modifié par LordMandalore, 11 avril 2010 - 07:37 .


#223
Fishrut

Fishrut
  • Members
  • 80 messages
Oh mighty Harbinger, he who can destroy worlds but has no people skills whatsoever
Have you ever visited the realm of Dragon Age?
and if you have, why have we never heard of a massive planet destroying monster there?
-A concerned Grey Warden Commander named Fish

#224
LordMandalore

LordMandalore
  • Members
  • 978 messages

Fishrut wrote...

Oh mighty Harbinger, he who can destroy worlds but has no people skills whatsoever
Have you ever visited the realm of Dragon Age?
and if you have, why have we never heard of a massive planet destroying monster there?
-A concerned Grey Warden Commander named Fish

/uploads_user/1587000/1586221/24975.jpg
HARBINGER HAS NEVER TRAVELLED TO THAT REALM
HARBINGER HEARS STORIES OF PEOPLE WHO NEVER BREAK EYE CONTACT
TALKING IN THE TONE OF AN ELCOR
SENDING YOU ALL OVER THEIR WORLD, STEALING PANTS AND CLOTHES FROM VICTIMS
HARBINGER IS AFRAID OF THAT REALM
IT IS AS CONFUSING AS ANIME TO HIM

Modifié par LordMandalore, 11 avril 2010 - 07:37 .


#225
Guest_DrathanGervaise_*

Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
  • Guests
Hey Harbinger, Ferelden sucks, amirite?