I nominate this paragraph for posting epicness!Conall Cameron wrote...
- broken bridges; the pokemon games are the worst offenders; not letting me proceed because a "skinny tree" is in my way; if it's so monkey-fighting skinny, why can't I just push it aside? I can't cross the pond because my 21 foot, 520 pound chinese dragon lookalike needs to know a move to be able to schlep me to the other side? and I need to beat up some guy/gal's, (who prolly has no brillant insights or special traing with regards to trainer-schlepping), 'mons and get a meaningless badge before my gigantic leviathan can puzzle out how to manage my pc's burdensome 98 pound body ?
Mind you, I don't hate pok'emon, but 3 things worked together to make me give up on the series:
1: Too many pok'emon now & i'm a battler, not a collector, so the number of pokemon to collect has gotten too tedious now. (bein punished over & over for living under a rock & having no trading partner(s) is a sick puppy thing to do as well.
2: Like what the epic paragraph above says. Many of those things aren't making any sense, yet their not getting spiffed up in sequels. I'll add to it as well: How the bloody buggers does a 1', 5 lbs. bird Fly a 98 lbs kid over long distances? & How the buggers are pok'emon able to use HM moves in travel while fainted, yet be 'unable' to fight, at the same time? I would think a pok'emon that was too battered to fight would kinda have a hard time flyin ya a long distance as if it was nothing.
3: I grew up & am now too darn old for the pok'emon's age group orientation.




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