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[kglaser]

[quote]Calculatrice wrote...
[/quote] THIS IS AWESOME.[/quote]

Seconded...I lol'd hard at this

[Calculatrice]

kglaser wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

Shepard: "*Groans* Oh Garrus, Calibrate me..."
Garrus: Those guns ain't the only thing I can calibrate, honey".

Try to get that image out of your head >_<

Why?  What's my motivation?

Because dat's too much chafing to handle at one time.

[kglaser]

lol Calculatrice I love your Miranda banner

[Calculatrice]

kglaser wrote...

lol Calculatrice I love your Miranda banner

Created quite an uproar over at Tali. And I just wonder how she supports it.

[Festi]

Calculatrice wrote...

kglaser wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

Shepard: "*Groans* Oh Garrus, Calibrate me..."
Garrus: Those guns ain't the only thing I can calibrate, honey".

Try to get that image out of your head >_<

Why?  What's my motivation?

Because dat's too much chafing to handle at one time.

Mordin has some ointments that can help with that

[kglaser]

Her ass doesn't need support; it's firm enough. Her ass and FemShep's waist.

[Calculatrice]

kglaser wrote...

Her ass doesn't need support; it's firm enough. Her ass and FemShep's waist.

What do those two things have in common?

[kglaser]

Both very supportive.

Have you heard Garrus's romantic dialogue?

[Calculatrice]

kglaser wrote...

Both very supportive.
Have you heard Garrus's romantic dialogue?

I was going to say:
Both need ointment
And both need Calibration.

[kglaser]

Ha, I can hear that in the Romance Pack:

Miranda: Shepard, my ass is in need of calibration. Come to my office, please.

[drunken pyromaniac]

Dokarqt wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

row row row your boat up and down the stream?

Merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream!

[Calculatrice]

kglaser wrote...

Ha, I can hear that in the Romance Pack:
Miranda: Shepard, my ass is in need of calibration. Come to my office, please.

Yeah, those Cerberus techies have no idea how to calibrate things properly. And re: calibration: Euuuhh... What are you implying about her ass needing calibration?

[kglaser]

Ooops, it doesn't need calibration, I was just replying to a comment you made that I thought was about her but it was about someone else and I was just being silly and...eh, feh, forget it. LOL



Short answer: there is nothing in need of calibration on Miranda's ass.

[The Angry One]

Daewan wrote...

Almost fell out of my chair laughing.
And Jacob gets owned again!

[Calculatrice]

kglaser wrote...

Ooops, it doesn't need calibration, I was just replying to a comment you made that I thought was about her but it was about someone else and I was just being silly and...eh, feh, forget it. LOL

Short answer: there is nothing in need of calibration on Miranda's ass.

Those such as myself with sick minds draw too many conclusions:pinched: If you catch my drift.

[kglaser]

The last panel of that is priceless. And the part about Jacob...LOL, poor guy can't get a single break

[kglaser]

Calculatrice wrote...

kglaser wrote...

Ooops, it doesn't need calibration, I was just replying to a comment you made that I thought was about her but it was about someone else and I was just being silly and...eh, feh, forget it. LOL

Short answer: there is nothing in need of calibration on Miranda's ass.

Those such as myself with sick minds draw too many conclusions:pinched: If you catch my drift.

Oh, I find that my mind is perpetually in the gutter these days.  I hear ya. :innocent:

[Calculatrice]

kglaser wrote...

The last panel of that is priceless. And the part about Jacob...LOL, poor guy can't get a single break

But at least he's got the priiiiize. (Couldn't help it).

[kglaser]

Calculatrice wrote...

kglaser wrote...

The last panel of that is priceless. And the part about Jacob...LOL, poor guy can't get a single break

But at least he's got the priiiiize. (Couldn't help it).

Now don't get me started on that.  It's a heavy risk.

[Calculatrice]

Priiiiize?

[kglaser]

Now, now. *tsk* LOL
I thought this was about the sheer awesome power of GARRUS

[drunken pyromaniac]

justinnstuff wrote...

Supporting Jacob is a heavy risk...

But the priiize.

[kglaser]

Oh no, it's spreading. LOL