All. Win.Serissia wrote...
I was going to keep this between Cme and me but I think it's too funny not to share.
Alistair, post-coronation... and/or Alistair gush thread (Origins/Awakening Spoilers)
#26776
Posté 21 mai 2010 - 11:12
#26777
Posté 21 mai 2010 - 11:13
Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
The makeup isn't his style. Alistair definitely looks best with the "smoking, smouldering eyes" look, or peaches n cream "tranny next door".
Silver clashes with his sweet, delicious honey and apricots coloring. The spots don't suit him. I think shiny, latex or PVC in fairy-spring colors really make him rock.
I'll try better next time!
#26778
Posté 21 mai 2010 - 11:13
Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Kryyptehk wrote...
Serissia wrote...
I was going to keep this between Cme and me but I think it's too funny not to share.
What do you think? Win? Or too much win?
The makeup isn't his style. Alistair definitely looks best with the "smoking, smouldering eyes" look, or peaches n cream "tranny next door".
Silver clashes with his sweet, delicious honey and apricots coloring. The spots don't suit him. I think shiny, latex or PVC in fairy-spring colors really make him rock.
Is this supposed to be Cruella D'ville? looks like Cruella...
#26779
Posté 21 mai 2010 - 11:13
Axekix wrote...
Crazy Morrigan is sexy Morrigan. Though I suppose the term "sexy Morrigan" is redundant anyway. I've never seen a pic of her that was unsexy really.Kryyptehk wrote...
What an awful thing to wake up to. I take a nap, come back and BAM! Crazy!Morrigan. I never stood a chance.
As for drag queen Alistair... It seems strangely fitting.
Maybe not Crazy!Morrigan...more like Man!Morrigan. So I can see why you and KoP like it so much.
Just kidding, just kidding! Don't hit me! I bruise easy!
#26780
Posté 21 mai 2010 - 11:13
#26781
Posté 21 mai 2010 - 11:14
Axekix wrote...
Wat?Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Axekix wrote...
When a woman gives you that look, you know it's on.Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
And everyone thinks I'M twisted....
When I give my husband "that look" he runs and hides all firearms, explosives, poisons, disciplinary devices, electrocution equipment, and sharp objects.
Well, the stupid UN won't let me get a hold of depleted uranium body glitter or plutonium massage devices, so what else am i gonna do?
#26782
Posté 21 mai 2010 - 11:15
<_<... Don't make me whip out Alistair's mantitties again. I'll do it!Kryyptehk wrote...
Axekix wrote...
Crazy Morrigan is sexy Morrigan. Though I suppose the term "sexy Morrigan" is redundant anyway. I've never seen a pic of her that was unsexy really.Kryyptehk wrote...
What an awful thing to wake up to. I take a nap, come back and BAM! Crazy!Morrigan. I never stood a chance.
As for drag queen Alistair... It seems strangely fitting.
Maybe not Crazy!Morrigan...more like Man!Morrigan. So I can see why you and KoP like it so much.
Just kidding, just kidding! Don't hit me! I bruise easy!
#26783
Posté 21 mai 2010 - 11:16
#26784
Posté 21 mai 2010 - 11:18
#26785
Posté 21 mai 2010 - 11:18
cmessaz wrote...
Cruelastair
DINGDINGDING!! You win it has a NAME!!
#26786
Posté 21 mai 2010 - 11:18
Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Axekix wrote...
Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Axekix wrote...
Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
And everyone thinks I'M twisted....{smilie}
When a woman gives you that look, you know it's on.
When I give my husband "that look" he runs and hides all firearms, explosives, poisons, disciplinary devices, electrocution equipment, and sharp objects.
Wat?
Well, the stupid UN won't let me get a hold of depleted uranium body glitter or plutonium massage devices, so what else am i gonna do?
I'm not sure if I should be scared or intrigued. Maybe both.
#26787
Posté 21 mai 2010 - 11:18
Axekix wrote...
<_<... Don't make me whip out Alistair's mantitties again. I'll do it!Kryyptehk wrote...
Axekix wrote...
Crazy Morrigan is sexy Morrigan. Though I suppose the term "sexy Morrigan" is redundant anyway. I've never seen a pic of her that was unsexy really.Kryyptehk wrote...
What an awful thing to wake up to. I take a nap, come back and BAM! Crazy!Morrigan. I never stood a chance.
As for drag queen Alistair... It seems strangely fitting.
Maybe not Crazy!Morrigan...more like Man!Morrigan. So I can see why you and KoP like it so much.
Just kidding, just kidding! Don't hit me! I bruise easy!
Awww, Axekix, I was just kidding. I'm probably just a little less of a Morri-fan than you and KoP. Well, I'm definitely less of fan than KoP:P.
#26788
Posté 21 mai 2010 - 11:20
Axekix wrote...
<_<... Don't make me whip out Alistair's mantitties again. I'll do it!Kryyptehk wrote...
Axekix wrote...
Crazy Morrigan is sexy Morrigan. Though I suppose the term "sexy Morrigan" is redundant anyway. I've never seen a pic of her that was unsexy really.Kryyptehk wrote...
What an awful thing to wake up to. I take a nap, come back and BAM! Crazy!Morrigan. I never stood a chance.
As for drag queen Alistair... It seems strangely fitting.
Maybe not Crazy!Morrigan...more like Man!Morrigan. So I can see why you and KoP like it so much.
Just kidding, just kidding! Don't hit me! I bruise easy!
You promise?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
The one that jiggles?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
#26789
Posté 21 mai 2010 - 11:23
Ahh, a woman of refined tastes (minus Alistair).Kryyptehk wrote...
Awww, Axekix, I was just kidding. I'm probably just a little less of a Morri-fan than you and KoP. Well, I'm definitely less of fan than KoP:P.
Hahaha! I think you're the only one who looks forward to that picture!Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
You promise?!?!?!?!?!?!?![smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/love.png[/smilie][smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/love.png[/smilie][smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/love.png[/smilie]
The
one that jiggles?!?!?!?!?!?!?![smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/love.png[/smilie][smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/love.png[/smilie][smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/love.png[/smilie]
#26790
Posté 21 mai 2010 - 11:26
Axekix wrote...
Ahh, a woman of refined tastes (minus Alistair).Kryyptehk wrote...
Awww, Axekix, I was just kidding. I'm probably just a little less of a Morri-fan than you and KoP. Well, I'm definitely less of fan than KoP:P.Hahaha! I think you're the only one who looks forward to that picture!Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
You promise?!?!?!?!?!?!?![smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/love.png[/smilie][smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/love.png[/smilie][smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/love.png[/smilie]
The
one that jiggles?!?!?!?!?!?!?![smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/love.png[/smilie][smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/love.png[/smilie][smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/love.png[/smilie]
It's magnifisance is on par with Ali-corn.
I see his jiggling moobies, and my mind pictures a plethora of aeesome nipple rings for them.
#26791
Posté 21 mai 2010 - 11:27
Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Axekix wrote...
Ahh, a woman of refined tastes (minus Alistair).Kryyptehk wrote...
Awww, Axekix, I was just kidding. I'm probably just a little less of a Morri-fan than you and KoP. Well, I'm definitely less of fan than KoP:P.Hahaha! I think you're the only one who looks forward to that picture!Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
You promise?!?!?!?!?!?!?!../../../images/forum/emoticons/love.png../../../images/forum/emoticons/love.png../../../images/forum/emoticons/love.png
The
one that jiggles?!?!?!?!?!?!?!../../../images/forum/emoticons/love.png../../../images/forum/emoticons/love.png../../../images/forum/emoticons/love.png
It's magnifisance is on par with Ali-corn.
I see his jiggling moobies, and my mind pictures a plethora of aeesome nipple rings for them.
with connecting chains?
#26792
Posté 21 mai 2010 - 11:27
#26793
Posté 21 mai 2010 - 11:28
Axekix wrote...
Hahaha! I think you're the only one who looks forward to that picture!Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
You promise?!?!?!?!?!?!?![smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/love.png[/smilie][smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/love.png[/smilie][smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/love.png[/smilie]
The
one that jiggles?!?!?!?!?!?!?![smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/love.png[/smilie][smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/love.png[/smilie][smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/love.png[/smilie]
Lies and slander!
#26794
Posté 21 mai 2010 - 11:29
yukidama wrote...
Morrigan is my second favorite NPC after Alistair. I wonder what that says about me.
shes beautiful but that makeup looks like it was applied by a five year old and where does one find Max Factor in the middle of a swamp? Avon lady come calling at Flemeth's hut?
#26795
Posté 21 mai 2010 - 11:29
Well, who am I to deny the public what it wants!?Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
It's magnifisance is on par with Ali-corn.
I see his jiggling moobies, and my mind pictures a plethora of aeesome nipple rings for them.

If you stare at them long enough, you can actually start to hear them jiggle.
#26796
Posté 21 mai 2010 - 11:31
sylvanaerie wrote...
Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Axekix wrote...
Ahh, a woman of refined tastes (minus Alistair).Kryyptehk wrote...
Awww, Axekix, I was just kidding. I'm probably just a little less of a Morri-fan than you and KoP. Well, I'm definitely less of fan than KoP:P.Hahaha! I think you're the only one who looks forward to that picture!Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
You promise?!?!?!?!?!?!?!../../../images/forum/emoticons/love.png../../../images/forum/emoticons/love.png../../../images/forum/emoticons/love.png
The
one that jiggles?!?!?!?!?!?!?!../../../images/forum/emoticons/love.png../../../images/forum/emoticons/love.png../../../images/forum/emoticons/love.png
It's magnifisance is on par with Ali-corn.
I see his jiggling moobies, and my mind pictures a plethora of aeesome nipple rings for them.
with connecting chains?
AbsiLOOOTLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!
#26797
Posté 21 mai 2010 - 11:31

Is this color scheme more adequate?
#26798
Posté 21 mai 2010 - 11:32
Axekix wrote...
Well, who am I to deny the public what it wants!?Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
It's magnifisance is on par with Ali-corn.
I see his jiggling moobies, and my mind pictures a plethora of aeesome nipple rings for them.
If you stare at them long enough, you can actually start to hear them jiggle.
It's like some weird CIA mind control experiment.
MK-ALTRA
#26799
Posté 21 mai 2010 - 11:33
Serissia wrote...
Is this color scheme more adequate?
I think pink is much more his color. And the blond looks much more natural.
#26800
Posté 21 mai 2010 - 11:33
My folder of oddities is just full of win thanks to serissia.Serissia wrote...
Is this color scheme more adequate?




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