I find this.....incredibly sexy.Serissia wrote...
Alistair, post-coronation... and/or Alistair gush thread (Origins/Awakening Spoilers)
#26976
Posté 22 mai 2010 - 01:44
#26977
Posté 22 mai 2010 - 01:44
Never????yukidama wrote...
I can safely say that I never have... then again I have never done such a thing in general :x
#26978
Posté 22 mai 2010 - 01:44
Really?Axekix wrote...
Never????yukidama wrote...
I can safely say that I never have... then again I have never done such a thing in general :x
#26979
Posté 22 mai 2010 - 01:46
Axekix wrote...
Never????yukidama wrote...
I can safely say that I never have... then again I have never done such a thing in general :x
Yes, never
#26980
Posté 22 mai 2010 - 01:47
SurelyForth wrote...
*ahem* schlick
lol isn't that the same sound Wolverine's claws make coming out?
#26981
Posté 22 mai 2010 - 01:47
I stand correctedSurelyForth wrote...
*ahem* schlick
#26982
Posté 22 mai 2010 - 01:48
yukidama wrote...
Yes, neverI've never had any interest, I might as well be dead down there.
You need a Jack Rabbit, I swear they're better than men!
#26983
Posté 22 mai 2010 - 01:48
#26984
Posté 22 mai 2010 - 01:49
Serissia wrote...
SurelyForth wrote...
*ahem* schlick
lol isn't that the same sound Wolverine's claws make coming out?
And people ask why Freud was afraid of vaginas.
#26985
Posté 22 mai 2010 - 01:49
Serissia wrote...
SurelyForth wrote...
*ahem* schlick
lol isn't that the same sound Wolverine's claws make coming out?
Heh, that's snikt. But now I'm connecting the two and...ow.
#26986
Posté 22 mai 2010 - 01:51
SurelyForth wrote...
Heh, that's snikt. But now I'm connecting the two and...ow.
lol the visuals I just had...
#26987
Posté 22 mai 2010 - 01:52
Serissia wrote...
yukidama wrote...
Yes, neverI've never had any interest, I might as well be dead down there.
You need a Jack Rabbit, I swear they're better than men!
LOL. I'll take your word for it, I just literally have no sort of interest or desire
#26988
Posté 22 mai 2010 - 01:52
Serissia wrote...
yukidama wrote...
Yes, neverI've never had any interest, I might as well be dead down there.
You need a Jack Rabbit, I swear they're better than men!

...You really think so?
#26989
Posté 22 mai 2010 - 01:54
Axekix wrote...
...You really think so? {smilie}
Very much so to be completely honest. Jack Rabbits have spinning pearls and rotate in various directions while simultaneously stimulating the clitoris.
#26990
Posté 22 mai 2010 - 01:56
Serissia wrote...
Axekix wrote...
...You really think so? {smilie}
Very much so to be completely honest. Jack Rabbits have spinning pearls and rotate in various directions while simultaneously stimulating the clitoris.
Well, my hand is better than women too.
...wait, that came out wrong.
#26991
Posté 22 mai 2010 - 01:56
#26992
Posté 22 mai 2010 - 01:57
Merilsell wrote...
Haha this thread is so down the gutter...it's a wonder we still see something down here. xD
We're beyond hope, really.
#26993
Posté 22 mai 2010 - 01:57
Serissia wrote...
Axekix wrote...
...You really think so? {smilie}
Very much so to be completely honest. Jack Rabbits have spinning pearls and rotate in various directions while simultaneously stimulating the clitoris.
And Alistair just did a fist pump because he's lucky enough to live in a time where the most competition he'll have from a (mostly) inanimate object is a jade ******.
#26994
Posté 22 mai 2010 - 01:57
Herr Uhl wrote...
Well, my hand is better than women too.
...wait, that came out wrong.
Ha! I wish most men thought that. There would be less work for me!
#26995
Posté 22 mai 2010 - 01:59
Well... can a jack rabbit spoon you afterwards?!? Huh!???Serissia wrote...
Axekix wrote...
...You really think so? {smilie}
Very much so to be completely honest. Jack Rabbits have spinning pearls and rotate in various directions while simultaneously stimulating the clitoris.
Yeah it did.Herr Uhl wrote...
Serissia wrote...
Axekix
wrote...
...You really think so? {smilie}
Very much
so to be completely honest. Jack Rabbits have spinning pearls and
rotate in various directions while simultaneously stimulating the
clitoris.
Well, my hand is better than women too.
...wait,
that came out wrong.
#26996
Posté 22 mai 2010 - 01:59
SurelyForth wrote...
And Alistair just did a fist pump because he's lucky enough to live in a time where the most competition he'll have from a (mostly) inanimate object is a jade ******.
That would be extremely hard... my flatmates have a ****** made out of the material bowling balls are made out of and there's no flexibility to it at all.
#26997
Posté 22 mai 2010 - 02:01
#26998
Posté 22 mai 2010 - 02:01
Axekix wrote...
Well... can a jack rabbit spoon you afterwards?!? Huh!???
I'm not a cuddler. I've kicked men out of my house for wanting to snuggle while I wanted to sleep. They're lucky I let them get dressed first.
#26999
Posté 22 mai 2010 - 02:02
cmessaz wrote...
I find this.....incredibly sexy.Serissia wrote...
I second that motion! Incidently, if DA was set in a modern age (Digital Age?), I always viewed him as the sort who desperately WANTED to be the cool guy on the football team but turned out to be the geeky boy-next-door who was always hosting secret Dungeon & Dragon parties in the basement. >_>
Also: I WANT TO SEE HIM IN THIS T-SHIRT:
http://rlv.zcache.co...139q6vb_400.jpg
In ripped jeans. And Buddy Holly glasses.
Alistair in glasses, dressed as a hot nerd.
MAKE IT HAPPEN> YE GODS, MAKE IT HAPPEN!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
#27000
Posté 22 mai 2010 - 02:03
Serissia wrote...
SurelyForth wrote...
And Alistair just did a fist pump because he's lucky enough to live in a time where the most competition he'll have from a (mostly) inanimate object is a jade ******.
That would be extremely hard... my flatmates have a ****** made out of the material bowling balls are made out of and there's no flexibility to it at all.
There are some beautiful glass and also some metal ones that are very popular too.
Hmm. Some NBA for this topic.
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