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Alistair, post-coronation... and/or Alistair gush thread (Origins/Awakening Spoilers)


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#26976
cmessaz

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Serissia wrote...

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I find this.....incredibly sexy.Posted Image

#26977
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yukidama wrote...

I can safely say that I never have... then again I have never done such a thing in general :x

Never????

#26978
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Axekix wrote...

yukidama wrote...

I can safely say that I never have... then again I have never done such a thing in general :x

Never????

Really?

#26979
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Axekix wrote...

yukidama wrote...

I can safely say that I never have... then again I have never done such a thing in general :x

Never????


Yes, never :( I've never had any interest, I might as well be dead down there.

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SurelyForth wrote...
*ahem* schlick


lol isn't that the same sound Wolverine's claws make coming out?

#26981
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SurelyForth wrote...

*ahem* schlick

I stand corrected :lol:

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yukidama wrote...
Yes, never :( I've never had any interest, I might as well be dead down there.


You need a Jack Rabbit, I swear they're better than men!

#26983
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I laugh so freaking hard in this thread.

#26984
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Serissia wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...
*ahem* schlick


lol isn't that the same sound Wolverine's claws make coming out?


And people ask why Freud was afraid of vaginas.

#26985
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Serissia wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...
*ahem* schlick


lol isn't that the same sound Wolverine's claws make coming out?


Heh, that's snikt. But now I'm connecting the two and...ow

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SurelyForth wrote...
Heh, that's snikt. But now I'm connecting the two and...ow.


lol the visuals I just had...

#26987
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Serissia wrote...

yukidama wrote...
Yes, never :( I've never had any interest, I might as well be dead down there.


You need a Jack Rabbit, I swear they're better than men!


LOL. I'll take your word for it, I just literally have no sort of interest or desire :alien:

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Serissia wrote...

yukidama wrote...
Yes, never :( I've never had any interest, I might as well be dead down there.


You need a Jack Rabbit, I swear they're better than men!

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...You really think so? :?

#26989
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Axekix wrote...
...You really think so? {smilie}


Very much so to be completely honest.  Jack Rabbits have spinning pearls and rotate in various directions while simultaneously stimulating the clitoris. 

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Serissia wrote...

Axekix wrote...
...You really think so? {smilie}


Very much so to be completely honest.  Jack Rabbits have spinning pearls and rotate in various directions while simultaneously stimulating the clitoris. 


Well, my hand is better than women too.

...wait, that came out wrong.

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Haha this thread is so down the gutter...it's a wonder we still see something down here. xD

#26992
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Merilsell wrote...

Haha this thread is so down the gutter...it's a wonder we still see something down here. xD


We're beyond hope, really.

#26993
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Serissia wrote...

Axekix wrote...
...You really think so? {smilie}


Very much so to be completely honest.  Jack Rabbits have spinning pearls and rotate in various directions while simultaneously stimulating the clitoris. 


And Alistair just did a fist pump because he's lucky enough to live in a time where the most competition he'll have from a (mostly) inanimate object is a jade ******. 

#26994
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Herr Uhl wrote...
Well, my hand is better than women too.

...wait, that came out wrong.


Ha!  I wish most men thought that.  There would be less work for me!

#26995
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Serissia wrote...

Axekix wrote...
...You really think so? {smilie}


Very much so to be completely honest.  Jack Rabbits have spinning pearls and rotate in various directions while simultaneously stimulating the clitoris. 

Well... can a jack rabbit spoon you afterwards?!?  Huh!???

Herr Uhl wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Axekix
wrote...
...You really think so? {smilie}


Very much
so to be completely honest.  Jack Rabbits have spinning pearls and
rotate in various directions while simultaneously stimulating the
clitoris. 


Well, my hand is better than women too.

...wait,
that came out wrong.

Yeah it did.

#26996
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SurelyForth wrote...
And Alistair just did a fist pump because he's lucky enough to live in a time where the most competition he'll have from a (mostly) inanimate object is a jade ******.


That would be extremely hard... my flatmates have a ****** made out of the material bowling balls are made out of and there's no flexibility to it at all. 

#26997
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I REALLY need more beer. And a jade ******.

#26998
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Axekix wrote...
Well... can a jack rabbit spoon you afterwards?!?  Huh!???


I'm not a cuddler.  I've kicked men out of my house for wanting to snuggle while I wanted to sleep.  They're lucky I let them get dressed first. 

#26999
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cmessaz wrote...

Serissia wrote...

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I find this.....incredibly sexy.Posted Image


I second that motion! Incidently, if DA was set in a modern age (Digital Age?), I always viewed him as the sort who desperately WANTED to be the cool guy on the football team but turned out to be the geeky boy-next-door who was  always hosting secret Dungeon & Dragon parties in the basement. >_>
Also: I WANT TO SEE HIM IN THIS T-SHIRT:
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In ripped jeans. And Buddy Holly glasses.

Alistair in glasses, dressed as a hot nerd.

MAKE IT HAPPEN> YE GODS, MAKE IT HAPPEN!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

#27000
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Serissia wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...
And Alistair just did a fist pump because he's lucky enough to live in a time where the most competition he'll have from a (mostly) inanimate object is a jade ******.


That would be extremely hard... my flatmates have a ****** made out of the material bowling balls are made out of and there's no flexibility to it at all. 


There are some beautiful glass and  also some metal ones that are very popular too.

Hmm. Some NBA for this topic.
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