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[Kryyptehk]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

No no no no no, I'm not against that, but no, that is not what I'm talking about. OMG, you gave me a freaking heart attack. No, I call it second-virginity because I've only been with one man and have been in a relationship with him since I was 14. So it the next man I'm with would take my second-virginity. Yeah, I'm weird.

So, you never answered about the back door.

Noooooo, I hear it hurts. But my ex never had any inclination to knock, so I've never been in that situation....

Honestly, I don't have an mystique. Dang me being such an open book.

[mellifera]

Kryyptehk wrote...

yukidama wrote...

I have absolutely nothing to add to this conversation but I was feeling left out ;-;

Awww, we still love you and your asexual ways. -hugs-

Haha, thanks It's weird though, I have a fairly perverted senseof humor and I'm not really shy about sexual stuff, I just don't want anything to do with it personally.

[McChubbin]

I can't believe we're chatting about "love buzzers" in this thread. I sincerely hope I never see anything that rivals the "Sparkle Vamp-a-******" of the Twilight fandom...

*coughs awkwardly*

Alistair is my exact type both in looks and personality. I'm something of a lifestyle dominant- When I'm single I make the rules and I dish out the punishments. I like to be in control and get my own way (typical Aries. ) and get pissy if the opposite happens. Yet, when I'm in a relationship, I find myself very submissive and a bit of a clinger in regards to affection. I like-no, NEED to be taken care of. For that matter, a guy like Alistair would be perfect as he'd be good at following orders but be caring enough to take the lead at times.



Also: STFU about the cuddle hate. Cuddles are AWESOME. Haven't been properly cuddled by someone who isn't a family member in close to a damn year so consider yourselves lucky you get the opportunities. *sigh* Not cut out for singedom.

[Merilsell]

*grabs popcorn*



Huh? Don't mind me, go on. xD

[Axekix]

Kryyptehk wrote...

Noooooo, I hear it hurts. But my ex never had any inclination to knock, so I've never been in that situation....

Well I've never been on the recieving end (thank god)... but with the right prep it can be very  enjoyable for both parties.

McChubbin wrote...

Also:
STFU about the cuddle hate. Cuddles are AWESOME. Haven't been properly
cuddled by someone who isn't a family member in close to a damn year so
consider yourselves lucky you get the opportunities. *sigh* Not cut out
for singedom.

Another vote for men!

[Serissia]

[sabreene]

Hawt!

[mellifera]

You're enjoying yourself, aren't you Seri? xD

[Kryyptehk]

Serissia wrote...

Oh...I like this one. You're pretty good at photoshop, Seri. Though I think it'd look better with black long hair (like Nathaniel's or Loghain's)

[Serissia]

yukidama wrote...

You're enjoying yourself, aren't you Seri? xD

I'm bored mostly.  I took a class on photo editing ages ago.  We had to go to uglypeople.com and make them look like super models.  These are just fast edits for the lulz.

[sylvanaerie]

Lady Jess wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Axekix wrote...
...You really think so? {smilie}

Very much so to be completely honest.  Jack Rabbits have spinning pearls and rotate in various directions while simultaneously stimulating the clitoris. 

That's the rumor...I didn't find it to be true, Nothing works for me but the hubby. If it ain't him...well as Yuki said, might as well be dead down there...lol

Okay I know I am going to regret this but obviously the term Jack Rabbit isn't referring to Bugs Bunny in this instance.  WTF is a Jack Rabbit?

[sylvanaerie]

Kryyptehk wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Oh...I like this one. You're pretty good at photoshop, Seri. Though I think it'd look better with black long hair (like Nathaniel's or Loghain's)

No Loghain but I would  seeing Nathaniel in this.  Or Teagan

[Herr Uhl]

sylvanaerie wrote...

Lady Jess wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Axekix wrote...
...You really think so? {smilie}

Very much so to be completely honest.  Jack Rabbits have spinning pearls and rotate in various directions while simultaneously stimulating the clitoris. 

That's the rumor...I didn't find it to be true, Nothing works for me but the hubby. If it ain't him...well as Yuki said, might as well be dead down there...lol

Okay I know I am going to regret this but obviously the term Jack Rabbit isn't referring to Bugs Bunny in this instance.  WTF is a Jack Rabbit?

This:

[cmessaz]

Serissia- that is just beautiful. I want this getup in-game.

[Serissia]

McChubbin wrote...
Also: STFU about the cuddle hate. Cuddles are AWESOME. Haven't been properly cuddled by someone who isn't a family member in close to a damn year so consider yourselves lucky you get the opportunities. *sigh* Not cut out for singedom.

Look on the bright side!  There's always blow up dolls and they never say no.  You can actually buy custom dolls now.  My model/stripper friend bought this very intricate doll that had breasts and a penis. 

[sylvanaerie]

ROFLMAO I had to ask *epic facepalm*

[Thor Rand Al]

Ok I lied, I went ahead n did this tonight lmao.  Here KoP, I'm not sure how this will work,  I'll put the pic here hopefully you can get the full size if not then let me know.

[Serissia]

Who uses dildos w/ cords anymore? That's so old school.

[Kryyptehk]

Thor Rand Al wrote...

Ok I lied, I went ahead n did this tonight lmao.  Here KoP, I'm not sure how this will work,  I'll put the pic here hopefully you can get the full size if not then let me know.

I like this, it's very nice. I feel sucky about my ps skills with all these talented people here -le sigh-

[mellifera]

Serissia wrote...

yukidama wrote...

You're enjoying yourself, aren't you Seri? xD

I'm bored mostly.  I took a class on photo editing ages ago.  We had to go to uglypeople.com and make them look like super models.  These are just fast edits for the lulz.

LOL. How'd that work out for you? I'm sure there were some lookers.

I'm watching a hockey game.

EDIT: Lol at the dildos that popped up while I was posting.

Modifié par yukidama, 22 mai 2010 - 02:40 .

[Kryyptehk]

Also, about the current discussion, my face is beet red. -blush-

[Thor Rand Al]

Serissia wrote...

Who uses dildos w/ cords anymore? That's so old school.

Maker's breath, what the heck have you guys been talking about since I've been busy lmao 

[Serissia]

yukidama wrote...
LOL. How'd that work out for you? I'm sure there were some lookers.

I'm watching a hockey game.

It was hilarious because the teacher was trying to be all PC while talking about the people on the site.  It was very challenging.  The amount of Photoshoping that goes into like the cover models on Maxium and whatnot would shock some people I think.

[Axekix]

Kryyptehk wrote...

Also, about the current discussion, my face is beet red. -blush-

Hahaha, why?  :innocent:

[KnightofPhoenix]

Thor Rand Al wrote...

Ok I lied, I went ahead n did this tonight lmao.  Here KoP, I'm not sure how this will work,  I'll put the pic here hopefully you can get the full size if not then let me know.

Love it!

Thank you so much. Nothing like Morrigan to ligthen my otherwise foul mood