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[Sarah1281]

Thor Rand Al wrote...

I apologize for the off Alistair topic question here.
When you're putting down the revolt in Awakening's, I know if I use the persuade checks they'll revolt again later so in order to avoid that I need to put the revolt down now with unfortunately a little bloodshed. How do I do this, do I just go ahead n tell the captain to do it gently the first time without using any persuasion checks or what?

The intimidation option with the follow-up that you'll kill their families will make them leave without further incident in the epilogue or any violence now.

[Thor Rand Al]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Thor Rand Al wrote...
I would litereally drool/love to see this too *sighs*.  Maker's breath, what an image that would be 


 

You would have to lure the kitties off your men. Maybe a plate of fresh chicken. When the kitties jump off the two studmuffins, you can take their place...being petted and rubbed, and purring away.

Pure heaven.

Wow,  you said it right there.  Thanks for the wonderfully sweet mental image
*goes to take a shower now* lmao

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Thor Rand Al wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Crazy cat-ladies. *shakes head sadly and walks away*

Hey what's wrong with having an Alistair/Ander's kitty fetish. 

I find it creepy to put kitty and sexy in the same sentence. If it involves real cats that is.

Why?

Traditionally, in pagan cultures, cats have been the favored creatures of most love/sex/fertility goddesses. Cats have often been symbols of female sexuality.

[Bratt1204]

SurelyForth wrote...

klarabella wrote...

SurelyForth, look what I've found for you:

Squee! Now I'm debating adding it to my signature.

And Bratt, I was being super sarcastic in my post. I was just mocking bad fanfic conventions. 

Oh, phew!!! I read that over several times and couldn't imagine you would think that of him 

[Thor Rand Al]

Sarah1281 wrote...

Thor Rand Al wrote...

I apologize for the off Alistair topic question here.
When you're putting down the revolt in Awakening's, I know if I use the persuade checks they'll revolt again later so in order to avoid that I need to put the revolt down now with unfortunately a little bloodshed. How do I do this, do I just go ahead n tell the captain to do it gently the first time without using any persuasion checks or what?

The intimidation option with the follow-up that you'll kill their families will make them leave without further incident in the epilogue or any violence now.

Sweet, thank you.  I really hate having to use violence to try and calm people down but somethimes it's necessary for to keep from a bigger disaster and more lives being lost in the future.

[Herr Uhl]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

I find it creepy to put kitty and sexy in the same sentence. If it involves real cats that is.

Why?

Traditionally, in pagan cultures, cats have been the favored creatures of most love/sex/fertility goddesses. Cats have often been symbols of female sexuality.

And so were the cows.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Thor Rand Al wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Thor Rand Al wrote...
I would litereally drool/love to see this too *sighs*.  Maker's breath, what an image that would be 


 

You would have to lure the kitties off your men. Maybe a plate of fresh chicken. When the kitties jump off the two studmuffins, you can take their place...being petted and rubbed, and purring away.

Pure heaven.

Wow,  you said it right there.  Thanks for the wonderfully sweet mental image
*goes to take a shower now* lmao

Meow: Passion, desire, love, and exstacy in a single-syllable.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

I find it creepy to put kitty and sexy in the same sentence. If it involves real cats that is.

Why?

Traditionally, in pagan cultures, cats have been the favored creatures of most love/sex/fertility goddesses. Cats have often been symbols of female sexuality.

And so were the cows.

Cows were pure fertility symbols. (exception Sanskrit India). Beyond that: Cats=Feminine sexytime/pleasure.

Hell, Even your own ancestors knew this. Freya's chariot was puleld by two very furry, adorable kittyies.

[Herr Uhl]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

I find it creepy to put kitty and sexy in the same sentence. If it involves real cats that is.

Why?

Traditionally, in pagan cultures, cats have been the favored creatures of most love/sex/fertility goddesses. Cats have often been symbols of female sexuality.

And so were the cows.

Cows were pure fertility symbols. (exception Sanskrit India). Beyond that: Cats=Feminine sexytime/pleasure.

Hell, Even your own ancestors knew this. Freya's chariot was puleld by two very furry, adorable kittyies.

But my ancestors also had the first bestiality/Mpreg. I don't put much stock in what they said.

Edit: There might have been some others that I don't know of, please give examples in that case.

Modifié par Herr Uhl, 23 mai 2010 - 09:38 .

[Bratt1204]

Sandtigress wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Believe me, I would. I would so love to walk in to my keep bedroom and find Alistair and Anders in my bed, covered by a purring mass of kitties.

Crazy cat-ladies. *shakes head sadly and walks away*

How can you not fall hopelessly in love with something this cute?

Cute, indeed but I think this is the cutest....

[Kryyptehk]

Bratt1204 wrote...

Sandtigress wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Believe me, I would. I would so love to walk in to my keep bedroom and find Alistair and Anders in my bed, covered by a purring mass of kitties.

Crazy cat-ladies. *shakes head sadly and walks away*

How can you not fall hopelessly in love with something this cute?

Cute, indeed but I think this is the cutest....

:wub::wub::wub::wub:

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

I find it creepy to put kitty and sexy in the same sentence. If it involves real cats that is.

Why?

Traditionally, in pagan cultures, cats have been the favored creatures of most love/sex/fertility goddesses. Cats have often been symbols of female sexuality.

And so were the cows.

Cows were pure fertility symbols. (exception Sanskrit India). Beyond that: Cats=Feminine sexytime/pleasure.

Hell, Even your own ancestors knew this. Freya's chariot was puleld by two very furry, adorable kittyies.

But my ancestors also had the first bestiality/Mpreg. I don't put much stock in what they said.

Edit: There might have been some others that I don't know of, please give examples in that case.

Bestiality pre-dates them by far. Horse-cultists in pre-historic Central Asia featured priestesses having sex with petrified/preserved horse penises. And they weren't the only ones. Bestial sex rites were going on quite a bit in Meso America and South East Asia.

[SurelyForth]

Bratt1204 wrote...

Awwww, what a cute little doggy! I love his brown nose.<3

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Bratt1204 wrote...

Sandtigress wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Believe me, I would. I would so love to walk in to my keep bedroom and find Alistair and Anders in my bed, covered by a purring mass of kitties.

Crazy cat-ladies. *shakes head sadly and walks away*

How can you not fall hopelessly in love with something this cute?

Cute, indeed but I think this is the cutest....

 

Kitties :wub::wub::wub:

Puppies.:wub::wub::wub:

The adorable wars have begun!

[Herr Uhl]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

But my ancestors also had the first bestiality/Mpreg. I don't put much stock in what they said.

Edit: There might have been some others that I don't know of, please give examples in that case.

Bestiality pre-dates them by far. Horse-cultists in pre-historic Central Asia featured priestesses having sex with petrified/preserved horse penises. And they weren't the only ones. Bestial sex rites were going on quite a bit in Meso America and South East Asia.

Well, I know about bestiality being prominent, but how many legends end up with a man giving birth to an eight legged horse?

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

But my ancestors also had the first bestiality/Mpreg. I don't put much stock in what they said.

Edit: There might have been some others that I don't know of, please give examples in that case.

Bestiality pre-dates them by far. Horse-cultists in pre-historic Central Asia featured priestesses having sex with petrified/preserved horse penises. And they weren't the only ones. Bestial sex rites were going on quite a bit in Meso America and South East Asia.

Well, I know about bestiality being prominent, but how many legends end up with a man giving birth to an eight legged horse?

Loki and Sleipnir are tame compared to other legends.

Zeus sucked on goat tities when he was hiding from Cronos. Hell, look at all the weird, freaky critters the Greek gods popped out as a result of trying to screw anything that had a pulse. Mayan and Aztect gods frequently had sex with jaguars, birds, snakes, and rodents, and gave birth to ****loads of crossbreed demi-deities. 

Loki's story is actually pretty damned funny, when you think about it.

[Bratt1204]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Bratt1204 wrote...

Sandtigress wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Believe me, I would. I would so love to walk in to my keep bedroom and find Alistair and Anders in my bed, covered by a purring mass of kitties.

Crazy cat-ladies. *shakes head sadly and walks away*

How can you not fall hopelessly in love with something this cute?

Cute, indeed but I think this is the cutest....

 

Kitties :wub::wub::wub:

Puppies.:wub::wub::wub:

The adorable wars have begun!

Kitties for Anders <3 


Puppies for Alistair <3 

Modifié par Bratt1204, 23 mai 2010 - 09:47 .

[tmp7704]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Hell, Even your own ancestors knew this. Freya's chariot was puleld by two very furry, adorable kittyies.

Which makes it obvious it's pure myth. Good luck getting couple of cats follow orders, let alone in the same direction

[Sarah1281]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

I find it creepy to put kitty and sexy in the same sentence. If it involves real cats that is.

Why?

Traditionally, in pagan cultures, cats have been the favored creatures of most love/sex/fertility goddesses. Cats have often been symbols of female sexuality.

And so were the cows.

What? You don't think this is hot? 

[Emerald Melios]

...my eyes....

[Bratt1204]

Sarah1281 wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

I find it creepy to put kitty and sexy in the same sentence. If it involves real cats that is.

Why?

Traditionally, in pagan cultures, cats have been the favored creatures of most love/sex/fertility goddesses. Cats have often been symbols of female sexuality.

And so were the cows.

What? You don't think this is hot? 

:lol:

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

tmp7704 wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Hell, Even your own ancestors knew this. Freya's chariot was puleld by two very furry, adorable kittyies.

Which makes it obvious it's pure myth. Good luck getting couple of cats follow orders, let alone in the same direction

Isn't that the nature of female sexuality, and women, in general?:innocent:

[Herr Uhl]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

But my ancestors also had the first bestiality/Mpreg. I don't put much stock in what they said.

Edit: There might have been some others that I don't know of, please give examples in that case.

Bestiality pre-dates them by far. Horse-cultists in pre-historic Central Asia featured priestesses having sex with petrified/preserved horse penises. And they weren't the only ones. Bestial sex rites were going on quite a bit in Meso America and South East Asia.

Well, I know about bestiality being prominent, but how many legends end up with a man giving birth to an eight legged horse?

Loki and Sleipnir are tame compared to other legends.

Zeus sucked on goat tities when he was hiding from Cronos. Hell, look at all the weird, freaky critters the Greek gods popped out as a result of trying to screw anything that had a pulse. Mayan and Aztect gods frequently had sex with jaguars, birds, snakes, and rodents, and gave birth to ****loads of crossbreed demi-deities. 

Loki's story is actually pretty damned funny, when you think about it.

He was the father of a sea serpent that encircles the world and a big friggin wolf too. Loki is the reason that it's fun to read about it.

And the world is created by a big dude that sucked on the tities of a cow that licked a salt rock. Sucking on the teat of a goat or cow isn't sexual in those cases.

[Herr Uhl]

Sarah1281 wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

I find it creepy to put kitty and sexy in the same sentence. If it involves real cats that is.

Why?

Traditionally, in pagan cultures, cats have been the favored creatures of most love/sex/fertility goddesses. Cats have often been symbols of female sexuality.

And so were the cows.

What? You don't think this is hot? 

Well, of course I do. But most women take offense if I say that they are as sexy as a cow.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Herr Uhl wrote...

He was the father of a sea serpent that encircles the world and a big friggin wolf too. Loki is the reason that it's fun to read about it.

And the world is created by a big dude that sucked on the tities of a cow that licked a salt rock. Sucking on the teat of a goat or cow isn't sexual in those cases.

Loki turning into a mare to lure away a sex crazed stallion, and then getting knocked up my said stallion, is one of the major lawlz moments in world mythology.

Sucking goat ****** might not be sexual, but Zeus basically made up for that by sexualy violating anything and everything that walked within his range of vision.