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[Herr Uhl]

Kryyptehk wrote...

Axekix wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

I think both of us thought way more dirty thoughts than she intended.

Seeing where this has gone, I think we were right.

I've never heard of a popsicle fetish before... and I'm an internet vet.  Leave it to the Alistair thread to show me the way.

No, I don't have a popsical fetish. I was just trying to be funny. I forget that men don't have a sense of humor when women talk about sex:P

We do, but it's much more fun to pretend that we don't.

[Axekix]

LadyDamodred wrote...

Axekix wrote...
I've never heard of a popsicle fetish before... and I'm an internet vet.  Leave it to the Alistair thread to show me the way.

We live but to serve. 

Hahaha. 

The Morrigan thread is like 100x more serious than this one... and after 90ish pages still actually about Morrigan!  Yet I'd be lying if I said it had half the entertainment value of this thread. 

I guess Alistair... wins...

[Kryyptehk]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Do I want to ask if you use cold water in the shower?

Wouldn't you like to know. No, I don't think I'll be answering that question.

Do you use a special nozzle for the cold shower?

My nozzle isn't removable. My shower is one of the cheap ones. So...no.

[SurelyForth]

errant_knight wrote...

Lady Jess wrote...

Oh come on Alistair I'm trying to resist you here!! He told Tryna she must know alot about darkspawn, and I replied with they don't trust someone like her with things that important.

Where is this dialogue? I've never seen it....

Seeing how he's got the broken neck going, I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's dwarf specific dialogue at Ostagar. It's been awhile since I've taken a dwarf through, but I'm positive I got that line then.

Modifié par SurelyForth, 24 mai 2010 - 12:13 .

[Lady Jess]

LadyDamodred wrote...

Lady Jess wrote...
Well, its not all bad really. Everything that didn't kill her makes her stronger, but also makes her desire and fight for freedom above all else. I couldn't make her a blood mage just for the sake of being one. It had to have a reason...in her case self preservation.  I think it leads her more to Zev than Alistair though. But, you go where the character leads I guess.

Just don't cave and have Alistair's pure, shining love turn her from blood magic.  Keep her dark.

And I really need to get away from the kink meme.  There's something addicting about having your requests filled.  *thinks of a new one*

Yeah, not much danger of that. I don't usually go saying things are OOC for him, but I think loving a blood mage is. When you sacrifice Isolde, He doesn't care so much that you killed her, his main objection is blood magic. This is actually a good oppurtunity to have him hostile, or barely friendly with my PC. Likely barely friendly. I imagine he'd treat her much like Morrigan. Tolerated but not trusted.

[Belhene]

I really missed Alistair in Awakening.

Modifié par Belhene, 24 mai 2010 - 12:14 .

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Axekix wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

Axekix wrote...
I've never heard of a popsicle fetish before... and I'm an internet vet.  Leave it to the Alistair thread to show me the way.

We live but to serve. 

Hahaha. 

The Morrigan thread is like 100x more serious than this one... and after 90ish pages still actually about Morrigan!  Yet I'd be lying if I said it had half the entertainment value of this thread. 

I guess Alistair... wins...

***sounds off victory breast-beat***

[Axekix]

Kryyptehk wrote...

No, I don't have a popsical fetish. I was just trying to be funny. I forget that men don't have a sense of humor when women talk about sex:P

Must you ruin this for me?!

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

We need Ali-posp/posi-stair
here.........

Oh god... the thoughts that just went
through my mind.  I don't know if I could stomach the editing process.

[Lady Jess]

SurelyForth wrote...

errant_knight wrote...

Lady Jess wrote...

Oh come on Alistair I'm trying to resist you here!! He told Tryna she must know alot about darkspawn, and I replied with they don't trust someone like her with things that important.

Where is this dialogue? I've never seen it....

Seeing how he's got the broken neck going, I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's dwarf specific dialogue at Ostagar. It;s been awhile since I've taken a dwarf through, but I'm positive I got that line then.

Dwaf commoner, when you first meet him and he says you must know alot about darkspawn and you tell him "people like me aren't trusted with things that important" or something similar.

[Herr Uhl]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Axekix wrote...

Hahaha.  

The Morrigan thread is like 100x more serious than this one... and after 90ish pages still actually about Morrigan!  Yet I'd be lying if I said it had half the entertainment value of this thread. 

I guess Alistair... wins...

***sounds off victory breast-beat***

This thread lacks the veiled gay pr0nz.

[LadyDamodred]

Axekix wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

Axekix wrote...
I've never heard of a popsicle fetish before... and I'm an internet vet.  Leave it to the Alistair thread to show me the way.

We live but to serve. 

Hahaha. 

The Morrigan thread is like 100x more serious than this one... and after 90ish pages still actually about Morrigan!  Yet I'd be lying if I said it had half the entertainment value of this thread. 

I guess Alistair... wins...

And too be fair, there has been a lot of serious discussion here.  We just get side tracked alot. 

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Axekix wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

No, I don't have a popsical fetish. I was just trying to be funny. I forget that men don't have a sense of humor when women talk about sex:P

Must you ruin this for me?!

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

We need Ali-posp/posi-stair
here.........

Oh god... the thoughts that just went
through my mind.  I don't know if I could stomach the editing process.

I will sacrifice my firstborn in your name, if that motivates you!

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Axekix wrote...

Hahaha.  

The Morrigan thread is like 100x more serious than this one... and after 90ish pages still actually about Morrigan!  Yet I'd be lying if I said it had half the entertainment value of this thread. 

I guess Alistair... wins...

***sounds off victory breast-beat***

This thread lacks the veiled gay pr0nz.

Stick around.

[mellifera]

Axekix wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

No, I don't have a popsical fetish. I was just trying to be funny. I forget that men don't have a sense of humor when women talk about sex:P

Must you ruin this for me?!

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

We need Ali-posp/posi-stair
here.........

Oh god... the thoughts that just went
through my mind.  I don't know if I could stomach the editing process.

I hope none of my screencaps are used, I don't know if I can withstand siring another monster. Since technically, you're the one who birthed our child...

[LadyDamodred]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Axekix wrote...

Hahaha.  

The Morrigan thread is like 100x more serious than this one... and after 90ish pages still actually about Morrigan!  Yet I'd be lying if I said it had half the entertainment value of this thread. 

I guess Alistair... wins...

***sounds off victory breast-beat***

This thread lacks the veiled gay pr0nz.

Charsen wanders in often enough to satisfy that requirement.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

LadyDamodred wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Axekix wrote...

Hahaha.  

The Morrigan thread is like 100x more serious than this one... and after 90ish pages still actually about Morrigan!  Yet I'd be lying if I said it had half the entertainment value of this thread. 

I guess Alistair... wins...

***sounds off victory breast-beat***

This thread lacks the veiled gay pr0nz.

Charsen wanders in often enough to satisfy that requirement.

I forgot about that. Didn't he once post some Alistair/Loghain slash munchies here?

[Axekix]

yukidama wrote...

Axekix wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

No, I don't have a popsical fetish. I was just trying to be funny. I forget that men don't have a sense of humor when women talk about sex:P

Must you ruin this for me?!

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

We need Ali-posp/posi-stair
here.........

Oh god... the thoughts that just went
through my mind.  I don't know if I could stomach the editing process.

I hope none of my screencaps are used, I don't know if I can withstand siring another monster. Since technically, you're the one who birthed our child...

Yuki!  It is fate!  I am a broken man without you! 

Lets come together one more time for the sake of all Alistairians.

[nos_astra]

LadyDamodred wrote...

Axekix wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

Axekix wrote...
I've never heard of a popsicle fetish before... and I'm an internet vet.  Leave it to the Alistair thread to show me the way.

We live but to serve. 

Hahaha. 

The Morrigan thread is like 100x more serious than this one... and after 90ish pages still actually about Morrigan!  Yet I'd be lying if I said it had half the entertainment value of this thread. 

I guess Alistair... wins...

And too be fair, there has been a lot of serious discussion here.  We just get side tracked alot. 

Exactly, and men don't know how to squee properly ... unless they are squeeing for Tali, that is.

Modifié par klarabella, 24 mai 2010 - 12:21 .

[LadyDamodred]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...
This thread lacks the veiled gay pr0nz.

Charsen wanders in often enough to satisfy that requirement.

I forgot about that. Didn't he once post some Alistair/Loghain slash munchies here?

Yes.  Yes, he did.  There was also Alistair/Duncan going on at some point.

[mellifera]

Axekix wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Axekix wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

No, I don't have a popsical fetish. I was just trying to be funny. I forget that men don't have a sense of humor when women talk about sex:P

Must you ruin this for me?!

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

We need Ali-posp/posi-stair
here.........

Oh god... the thoughts that just went
through my mind.  I don't know if I could stomach the editing process.

I hope none of my screencaps are used, I don't know if I can withstand siring another monster. Since technically, you're the one who birthed our child...

Yuki!  It is fate!  I am a broken man without you! 

Lets come together one more time for the sake of all Alistairians.

I can't afford another kid! Moobistair is eating me out of house and home. His bras don't come cheap either, you know.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

LadyDamodred wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...
This thread lacks the veiled gay pr0nz.

Charsen wanders in often enough to satisfy that requirement.

I forgot about that. Didn't he once post some Alistair/Loghain slash munchies here?

Yes.  Yes, he did.  There was also Alistair/Duncan going on at some point.

Looks like we got all bases covered, then.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Kryyptehk wrote...

No, I don't have a popsical fetish. I was just trying to be funny. I forget that men don't have a sense of humor when women talk about sex:P

When women talk about sex, the distribution of blood in our body is shifted from the brain to somewhere else. As our brain has decreased blood input, we don't get jokes.  

[Herr Uhl]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...
This thread lacks the veiled gay pr0nz.

Charsen wanders in often enough to satisfy that requirement.

I forgot about that. Didn't he once post some Alistair/Loghain slash munchies here?

Yes.  Yes, he did.  There was also Alistair/Duncan going on at some point.

Looks like we got all bases covered, then.

Who said that I meant male gay pr0nz?

Edit: And there is a sore lack of dwarf pr0nz too.

Modifié par Herr Uhl, 24 mai 2010 - 12:27 .

[errant_knight]

Lady Jess wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

errant_knight wrote...

Lady Jess wrote...

Oh come on Alistair I'm trying to resist you here!! He told Tryna she must know alot about darkspawn, and I replied with they don't trust someone like her with things that important.

Where is this dialogue? I've never seen it....

Seeing how he's got the broken neck going, I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's dwarf specific dialogue at Ostagar. It;s been awhile since I've taken a dwarf through, but I'm positive I got that line then.

Dwaf commoner, when you first meet him and he says you must know alot about darkspawn and you tell him "people like me aren't trusted with things that important" or something similar.

Ah, that explains why I've never seen it. There's probably dialogue from all the elven/dwarven origins that I haven't seen.

[Axekix]

yukidama wrote...

I can't afford another kid! Moobistair is eating me out of house and home. His bras don't come cheap either, you know.

But... but, can't you just share bras?!