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Alistair, post-coronation... and/or Alistair gush thread (Origins/Awakening Spoilers)


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Axekix wrote...

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I can't afford another kid! Moobistair is eating me out of house and home. His bras don't come cheap either, you know.

But... but, can't you just share bras?!  


We're not the same size! Plus, I like mine plain and he likes lace and ribbons. It's annoying.

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yukidama wrote...

Axekix wrote...

yukidama wrote...

I can't afford another kid! Moobistair is eating me out of house and home. His bras don't come cheap either, you know.

But... but, can't you just share bras?!  


We're not the same size! Plus, I like mine plain and he likes lace and ribbons. It's annoying.


And the hair in it must be disconcerting.

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Axekix wrote...

yukidama wrote...

I can't afford another kid! Moobistair is eating me out of house and home. His bras don't come cheap either, you know.

But... but, can't you just share bras?!  


Pffft, no.  Only in extreme bra-less situations is sharing okay.  And I mean extreme.  Like when your underwire snaps and digs in painfully.  :/

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Oh come on Alistair I'm trying to resist you here!! He told Tryna she must know alot about darkspawn, and I replied with they don't trust someone like her with things that important.

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Where is this dialogue? I've never seen it....


Seeing how he's got the broken neck going, I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's dwarf specific dialogue at Ostagar. It;s been awhile since I've taken a dwarf through, but I'm positive I got that line then.


Dwaf commoner, when you first meet him and he says you must know alot about darkspawn and you tell him "people like me aren't trusted with things that important" or something similar.

Ah, that explains why I've never seen it. There's probably dialogue from all the elven/dwarven origins that I haven't seen.

Yep, it's DC. Another part of that dialogue, you can tell him that you spent more time fighting guards than darkspawn, and he says something about a "colorful past"".

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Axekix wrote...

yukidama wrote...

I can't afford another kid! Moobistair is eating me out of house and home. His bras don't come cheap either, you know.

But... but, can't you just share bras?!  



Share bras? What kind of sick pervo are you? :o:o:P

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yukidama wrote...

Axekix wrote...

yukidama wrote...

I can't afford another kid! Moobistair is eating me out of house and home. His bras don't come cheap either, you know.

But... but, can't you just share bras?!  


We're not the same size! Plus, I like mine plain and he likes lace and ribbons. It's annoying.

Yeah, he always did like frilly undergarments.  :pinched:

*sigh* Oh well Skadi, I tried.  Yuki cut me off!  So alas, no popsicle Alistair.

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Share bras? What kind of sick pervo are you? :o:o:P

Girls share clothes all the time!

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Axekix wrote...

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Share bras? What kind of sick pervo are you? :o:o:P

Girls share clothes all the time!


Like I said, bras are a no-no.  Oddly enough, I have shared underwear.  Bras are like some sort of sacred clothing item that should never be shared.

Speaking of clothes, shoe shopping tomorrow!

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Axekix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Share bras? What kind of sick pervo are you? :o:o:P

Girls share clothes all the time!


Clothes, yes. Any kind of underclothes, nooooooooo.

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No, I don't have a popsical fetish. I was just trying to be funny. I forget that men don't have a sense of humor when women talk about sex:P


When women talk about sex, the distribution of blood in our body is shifted from the brain to somewhere else. As our brain has decreased blood input, we don't get jokes.  


That's good to know. I'll be sure to keep that in mind for my future evil schemes.

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LadyDamodred wrote...

Axekix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Share bras? What kind of sick pervo are you? :o:o:P

Girls share clothes all the time!


Like I said, bras are a no-no.  Oddly enough, I have shared underwear.  Bras are like some sort of sacred clothing item that should never be shared.

Hahaha really?  Once again the Alistair thread has taught me an important life lesson. :wizard:

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Like I said, bras are a no-no.  Oddly enough, I have shared underwear.  Bras are like some sort of sacred clothing item that should never be shared.

Speaking of clothes, shoe shopping tomorrow!


Ok now that's disgusting. I never share any underwaer. Come to think of it, I don't even share any kind of clothes. Nor do I share glasses, forks, knives, spoons.

Hmmm, obsessive clean gene.

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Kryyptehk wrote...

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No, I don't have a popsical fetish. I was just trying to be funny. I forget that men don't have a sense of humor when women talk about sex:P


When women talk about sex, the distribution of blood in our body is shifted from the brain to somewhere else. As our brain has decreased blood input, we don't get jokes.  


That's good to know. I'll be sure to keep that in mind for my future evil schemes.


That is why flashing bewb is such a convincing argument.

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

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Ah, that explains why I've never seen it. There's probably dialogue from all the elven/dwarven origins that I haven't seen.

Yep, it's DC. Another part of that dialogue, you can tell him that you spent more time fighting guards than darkspawn, and he says something about a "colorful past"".

I thought that was the origin-specific Cailin line? 

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Axekix wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Axekix wrote...

yukidama wrote...

I can't afford another kid! Moobistair is eating me out of house and home. His bras don't come cheap either, you know.

But... but, can't you just share bras?!  


We're not the same size! Plus, I like mine plain and he likes lace and ribbons. It's annoying.

Yeah, he always did like frilly undergarments.  :pinched:

*sigh* Oh well Skadi, I tried.  Yuki cut me off!  So alas, no popsicle Alistair.

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Oh, all right. I am not sure what it is you are looking for, though.

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Axekix wrote...

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Share bras? What kind of sick pervo are you? :o:o:P

Girls share clothes all the time!



You need sum serious skoolin. :lol:

We share clean overclothes. Undergarments? You must be joking. Even clean ones are streng verboten.

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...
Like I said, bras are a no-no.  Oddly enough, I have shared underwear.  Bras are like some sort of sacred clothing item that should never be shared.

Speaking of clothes, shoe shopping tomorrow!


Ok now that's disgusting. I never share any underwaer. Come to think of it, I don't even share any kind of clothes. Nor do I share glasses, forks, knives, spoons.

Hmmm, obsessive clean gene.


I have no problem sharing clothing (except bras and underwear), but I'm weird about cleanliness. I get grossed out really easily about weird things, but I have no problems sharing food, drinks, utensils, etc with someone I've had sex with or am related to. But I can eat or drink anything that has been sitting out for more than 5 minutes without me looking at it.

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Sarah1281 wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

errant_knight wrote...
Ah, that explains why I've never seen it. There's probably dialogue from all the elven/dwarven origins that I haven't seen.

Yep, it's DC. Another part of that dialogue, you can tell him that you spent more time fighting guards than darkspawn, and he says something about a "colorful past"".

I thought that was the origin-specific Cailin line? 



You get it with Alistair as well. My DC knew at that point, he needed sum edujumicatin'.

Which she was happy to do.:devil:

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Oh, all right. I am not sure what it is you are looking for, though.

YAY!  Any well lit pics of Alistair with his mouth open... preferably in an "O" shape :innocent:

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Sarah1281 wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

errant_knight wrote...
Ah, that explains why I've never seen it. There's probably dialogue from all the elven/dwarven origins that I haven't seen.

Yep, it's DC. Another part of that dialogue, you can tell him that you spent more time fighting guards than darkspawn, and he says something about a "colorful past"".

I thought that was the origin-specific Cailin line? 


He had one too

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Lady Jess wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

errant_knight wrote...
Ah, that explains why I've never seen it. There's probably dialogue from all the elven/dwarven origins that I haven't seen.

Yep, it's DC. Another part of that dialogue, you can tell him that you spent more time fighting guards than darkspawn, and he says something about a "colorful past"".

I thought that was the origin-specific Cailin line? 


He had one too

So you can tell both Cailin and Alistair that you spent more time fighting guards than darkspawn? Tha seems a little repetitve.

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Man I can't get into the Dalish Mage origin. I thought I could handwave but...not so much. I guess miss sunshine and light mage will be a circle mage too. Dammit.

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

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Like I said, bras are a no-no.  Oddly enough, I have shared underwear.  Bras are like some sort of sacred clothing item that should never be shared.

Speaking of clothes, shoe shopping tomorrow!


Ok now that's disgusting. I never share any underwaer. Come to think of it, I don't even share any kind of clothes. Nor do I share glasses, forks, knives, spoons.

Hmmm, obsessive clean gene.


I wash them.  :P

Actually, now that i think of it, I've only let some to a friend.  They were new pairs and I never got them back.  *puts*

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Axekix wrote...

yukidama wrote...
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Oh, all right. I am not sure what it is you are looking for, though.

YAY!  Any well lit pics of Alistair with his mouth open... preferably in an "O" shape :innocent:


God, for someone who talks so much I can't find any good pics. Also, the teeth. Sheesh. I think you might like this regardless though
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Axekix wrote...

yukidama wrote...
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Oh, all right. I am not sure what it is you are looking for, though.

YAY!  Any well lit pics of Alistair with his mouth open... preferably in an "O" shape :innocent:



Yes. "O" shaped mouths are...good. very good...

mmmmmm